Here's how I came up with this story: I was playing Sonic the Hedgehog in the Xbox Live Arcade while talking to my friend from school in Private Chat. I made up random sentences as to how awesome Sonic is. Eventually, it lead to this. Enjoy. :)

Sonic was a pimp. the reason why he fights dr. eggman is because eggman shot him up the block one day, and now Sonic fights for veangeance. after he killed Eggman, he went to prison where he met Tails, the Flying Fox. Tails was his prison bitch. After Sonic busted out of prison, he went back to the thug life where he met Knuckles, the Red Echnida. Knuckles then became Sonics bodyguard. He finally met back up with his secret admirer, Amy. He'd bitch slap her when she didn't have his rings. and to this day, Sonic still rules the streets with Chaos Emeralds for diamonds on each ring he has.

What do you guys think? If I get good comments, I might make this into a weekly series, detailing each part. Even if I don't, I'm still doing it anyways. :)

Peace Out Pimpin,