The following is a direct quote from the culminating fight scene between Harry and Voldemort at the end of the Deathly Hallows, another masterpiece from J.R. Rowling that showcases the writer's skills of captivating modern day youth

Voldy: [flies]
Harry: u haxx0r ima report u
Voldy: im 1337, u n00b
_Voldy_ was kicked from server
Harry: gg no re

uncyclopedia = t3h haxxorz pwn.