OMG OMG OMG!! My HOUSE is HAUNTED!! This random email from a total stranger says so! and OMG OMG! They're monitoring my house!!! HOLY SHIT, I'D BETTER CLICK ON THE LINK!!!


GhostControl <DealsForYou@167.exq.net>
to bugdog

Three houses in your neighborhood have had high amounts of spiritual activity. Our instruments show strange energy radiating directly from your home.

Please dont wait until it is too late!

167.exq.net/t/l?re-2qo5-1-1ulw-1u3
Click Here to find out if your house is Haunted.


OMG I have to click before it's too late!!


Superstition Tips sent to your cell for as low as $9.99/month.


OMG! Superstition tips straight to my CELL? (what, the padded cell I'd have to be in to order this shit...)

Hmm, only $9.99 a month for tips? Ooo, I should sign up!


What city do you live in?
(ooo, Austin!)
About your house :
Do you ever find things missing in your house?
(ooo, YES I frequently find things that were missing in my house!)
Are there strange noises in your house?
(Damn, they really DO know my house! I thought it was just the neighbors slamming their doors!)
Have you lived in your house more than 5 years?
(uh, no. Why would ghosts care how long I've lived here?)
About You:
Has a black cat every crossed your path?
(no)
Have you ever walked under a ladder?
(no, i'm dumb enough to click on this, but not that dumb)
Have you broken a mirror?
(yes~! OMG they're reading my mind again!)

Enter your cell to see if your house is haunted!

Uh, no. This was amusing, but I'm not going to sign up for this shit just to amuse the 10 of you reading this.

Anyway, I thought it was funny.