Assorted/Uncategorised Quotes
Unknown: All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers.

Unknown: As I was walking up the stairs I met a man who wasn’t there, he wasn’t there again today, I wish, I wish he’d go away

Knights of Cydonia by Muse: So how can we win, when fools can be kings?

Albert Einstein: Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a persistent one.

Marcus Aurelius: Death smiles at us all, the least a man can do is smile back.

Dominic: What do you think will happen?
Finch: What usually happens when people without guns stand up to people *with* guns.

Yuri Orlov: They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails".

Cortana: The message just repeats - "Regret. Regret. Regret."
Miranda Keyes: Catchy. Any idea what it means?
Sergeant Johnson: Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!
Pilots: Hoo-rah

Hannibal Lecter: Have you met my friend Mason Verger?
Clarice Starling: Yes
Hannibal Lecter: Face to face, so to speak?
Clarice Starling: Face to face
Hannibal Lecter: Attractive, isn't he?

Tyler Durden: The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club

Hannibal Lecter: Hello, Clarice

Anon: Friendly fire…isn’t.

Anon: Incoming fire has the right of way

Instruction on US Rocket Launcher: Aim towards the Enemy

U.S. Army Training Notice: When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend

Unknown: If at first you don't succeed, call an air strike.

General Douglas MacArthur: Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.

Danny Archer: So you're a fisherman, ha? What do you catch mostly?
Solomon Vandy: Fish.

Jack: This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

Bam: Dico, you coming to Mexico?
Dico: No, all the video games suck there. What am I gonna play, Outre Kombat? El Street Fight Grande?

Pirates Of The Carribean Quotes
Elizabeth Swan: There will come a time in your life when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments, I love to wave at them as they pass by.

Jack: Oh, what are you doing here?
Norington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
Jack: ...You smell funny!

Will Turner: We're going to steal a ship? That ship?
Jack Sparrow: Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.

Barbossa: There's not been a gatherin' like this in our lifetime.
Jack Sparrow: And I owe them all money.

Captain Jocard: Who is this traitor?
Barbossa: Not likely one among us.
Elizabeth Swann: Where's Will?
Jack Sparrow: Not among us.

Jack Sparrow: This is not my vessel. My vessel is magnificent, and fierce and huge-ish and... Gone

House Quotes
(Cameron gives Foreman a present)
Dr. Cameron: I'll miss you. I know you won't miss me, but I just thought it would be nice for you to have that.
Dr. Foreman: I will miss you.
(Foreman hugs Cameron)
House: Can I have a hug too?

House: (on phone with Chase) Thank you. You are indispensable. Uh.. you're still fired. (hangs up) Wow. That was awkward!

Dr. Cameron: My social life is my social life!
House: Couldn't agree more. What goes on in the privacy of the janitor's closet is nobody's business.

Dr. Cameron: I don't have the right to show interest in someone?
Dr. Forman: You absolutely do. And I absolutely have the right to humiliate you for it.

Foreman: I think your argument is specious.
House: I think your tie is ugly.

House: How does someone just start drooling? Chase? Were you wearing your short shorts?

Dr. Wilson: We were supposed to talk about that. I came here to talk about that, but on the way up, I ran into Cameron. You've got a CIPA patient.
Dr. House: ... tranny nurse is more interesting.
Dr. Wilson: Oh, it's WAY more interesting. But instead, I've gotta be your damn conscience. I'm tired of being your conscience. I don't enjoy being your conscience.

Dr. Chase: How'd you like it if I interfered in your personal life?
Dr. House: I'd hate it. That's why, cleverly, I have no personal life.

Cameron: Wait someone shot him?
House: No, someone threw the bullet at him......really hard.

House: The disease is progressing through Foreman faster than it did in the cop. …But why?
Cameron: Foreman is black!
House: What? How long have you been sitting on this information?

Chase: It doesn't necessarily have to be that bad. If we exclude the night terrors it could be something systemic: his liver, kidneys, something outside the brain.
House: Yes, feel free to exclude any symptom if it makes your job easier.

Nun: Sister Augustine believes in things that aren't real.
House: I thought that was a job requirement for you people.

Cameron: Black defendants are ten times more likely to get a death sentence than whites.
Foreman: Doesn't mean we need to get rid of the death penalty, do we? It just means we need to kill more white people.

Chase: Pre-World War II fluorescent bulbs contained large amounts of beryllium. Beryllium dust inflames the lungs, they get rigid, patient can't breathe, *house stares at him*.My father co-authored a paper on acute berylliosis.
House: Phew! For a moment there I thought you were smart.

House: At the end of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf," the wolf really does come. And he eats the sheep... and the boy... and his parents.
Chase: The wolf doesn't eat the parents!
House: It does when I tell it.

Cuddy: Don't you think this is a little manipulative?
House: No, I think it's hugely manipulative.

Foreman’s son: My dad says you're a manipulative bastard.
House: It's just a pet name. I call him "Dr. Bling".

Dr. Gregory House: I should cancel. I've got a patient in surgery tomorrow.
Dr. Wilson: And if you were a surgeon, that would actually matter
Dr. Gregory House: McPhearson? Horrible doctor, I heard he tortured kittens.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: No, McDonald.
Dr. Gregory House: Oh, McDonald?