1. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic.

2. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

3. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

4. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

5. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

6. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

7. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be good at math.

8. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

9. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

10. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

11. I'm ARAB, so I MUST smell like rotten food.

12. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

13. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

14. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

15. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.

16. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

17. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

18. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be ignorant.

19. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

20. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

21. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

22. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a big penis.

23. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

24. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

25. I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

26. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

27. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

28. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

29. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

30. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

31.I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

32. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

33. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

34. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

35. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

36. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

37. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

38. I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST love pizza.

39.I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST have built a pyramid

40. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

41. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

42. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

43. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

44. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a hippie.

45. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.



48. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

49. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I must be a dealer.

50. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

51. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

52. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

53. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

54. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

55. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

56. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love hot wings

57. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

58. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

59. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

60. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

61. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

62. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.

63. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly

64. I'm AFRICAN AMERICAN so I MUST love fried chicken and be on welfare

65. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

66. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

67.I'm in LOVE so i must be crazy

68. I'm SELF DESTRUCTIVE so i need to be put into the STATE HOSPITAL

69. I dress like A BOY so i must want a SEX CHANGE

70. I dress like A GIRL so i must want to BE ONE

71. I want to MEET PEOPLE so i must be a WANT TO GET IN YOU PANTS

72. I tried DRUGS so i have to be a DRUGY

73. I've had SEX so I'm a WHORE

74. I've wanted to KILL MYSELF so I've got to be INSANE


76. I like A GIRL in that way so i must be a LESBIAN

77. I like A GUY in that way so i must be a GAY

78. I HAVE an ILLNESS where I CANT FIGHT infections so i have AIDS OR HIV

79. I wont DRINK OR SMOKE SO I never have any fun

80. I'm not dating SO theres got to be SOMETHING wrong with me

81. I play some VIDEO GAMES so i have to be labeled as a GAMER

82. I go to COLLEGE so i must PARTY every FRIDAY night

83. I live with my BOYFRIEND so we have to be DOING IT

84. I sleep in the say BED as my GIRLFRIEND so I must be MESSING WITH her

85. I CRY around people so I'm a CRY BABY

86. I FLINCH we i get cut so i can't stand PAIN

87. I always SMILE so theres nothing BOTHERING me

88. I've CUT myself so I'm EMO

89. I LIVE in a BIG house so I'm RICH

90. I STAND up for what I BELIEVE in so I'm STUPID

91. I SMART so that a reason to THINK I'm different

92. I KNOW what I'm talking about so I'm A SMART ASS that get teased

93. I can't fit a SIZE 3 so I'm FAT

94. I don't like the WAY i LOOK so others have to think I'm UGLY

95. I look AT the GROUND when i walk so I must BE SHY

96. I'm an ONLY child so i get EVERYTHING i WANT

97. I'm in a long DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP so we have to be cheating on each OTHER

98. I live my LIFE the way i want to so I'm DIFFERENT


100. I had a BABY at 16 so I let a guy DO this TO ME

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