1. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic.
2. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
3. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
4. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
5. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
6. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
7. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be good at math.
8. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
9. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
10. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
11. I'm ARAB, so I MUST smell like rotten food.
12. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
13. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
14. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
15. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.
16. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
17. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
18. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be ignorant.
19. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
20. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
21. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
22. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a big penis.
23. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
24. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
25. I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
26. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
27. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
28. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
29. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
30. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
31.I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
32. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
33. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
34. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
35. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
36. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
37. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
38. I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST love pizza.
39.I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST have built a pyramid
40. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
41. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
42. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
43. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
44. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a hippie.
45. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
46. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be a hoe
47. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
48. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
49. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I must be a dealer.
50. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
51. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
52. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
53. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
54. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
55. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
56. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love hot wings
57. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
58. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
59. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
60. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
61. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
62. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
63. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly
64. I'm AFRICAN AMERICAN so I MUST love fried chicken and be on welfare
65. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
66. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
67.I'm in LOVE so i must be crazy
68. I'm SELF DESTRUCTIVE so i need to be put into the STATE HOSPITAL
69. I dress like A BOY so i must want a SEX CHANGE
70. I dress like A GIRL so i must want to BE ONE
71. I want to MEET PEOPLE so i must be a WANT TO GET IN YOU PANTS
72. I tried DRUGS so i have to be a DRUGY
73. I've had SEX so I'm a WHORE
74. I've wanted to KILL MYSELF so I've got to be INSANE
75. I've ATTEMPTED SUICIDE so I'm MENTALLY ILL
76. I like A GIRL in that way so i must be a LESBIAN
77. I like A GUY in that way so i must be a GAY
78. I HAVE an ILLNESS where I CANT FIGHT infections so i have AIDS OR HIV
79. I wont DRINK OR SMOKE SO I never have any fun
80. I'm not dating SO theres got to be SOMETHING wrong with me
81. I play some VIDEO GAMES so i have to be labeled as a GAMER
82. I go to COLLEGE so i must PARTY every FRIDAY night
83. I live with my BOYFRIEND so we have to be DOING IT
84. I sleep in the say BED as my GIRLFRIEND so I must be MESSING WITH her
85. I CRY around people so I'm a CRY BABY
86. I FLINCH we i get cut so i can't stand PAIN
87. I always SMILE so theres nothing BOTHERING me
88. I've CUT myself so I'm EMO
89. I LIVE in a BIG house so I'm RICH
90. I STAND up for what I BELIEVE in so I'm STUPID
91. I SMART so that a reason to THINK I'm different
92. I KNOW what I'm talking about so I'm A SMART ASS that get teased
93. I can't fit a SIZE 3 so I'm FAT
94. I don't like the WAY i LOOK so others have to think I'm UGLY
95. I look AT the GROUND when i walk so I must BE SHY
96. I'm an ONLY child so i get EVERYTHING i WANT
97. I'm in a long DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP so we have to be cheating on each OTHER
98. I live my LIFE the way i want to so I'm DIFFERENT
99. I have PROBLEMS so I'm TROUBLED
100. I had a BABY at 16 so I let a guy DO this TO ME
1 to 66 I got from a friend and the rest of them i made up
11 years ago
1. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic.