ItÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s been a wild week of anticipation for Apple fans. As the Digg Macworld countdown counts down at the top of the homepage, I constantly reload the Apple section (both popular and upcoming) for any glimmer of rumor or, dare I say it, confirmed news. Sadly, the rumors are all based on photoshopped educated guesses and the only confirmed news thus far has been the always vague banner erected pre-maturely just to give the fanboys something to decode/fap over.
The wait for confirmed news is over.
I have it from a very good source that Steve Jobs is going to wear a black shirt and blue jeans tomorrow. I canÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t reveal how I know this source or how close they are to Apple HQ, but IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d bet my kidsÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ college money if I could find a bookie willing to take a wager on a keynote wardrobe. My source has revealed to me that the shirt will be a polycotton blend and the blue jeans will be held up by the skill of a tailor- not a belt.
The most surprising wardrobe news? Apparently thereÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s somethings in the air at Macworld: SteveÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s balls. No underwear for this CEO. ThatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s about as 2007 as ethernet ports and optical drives.
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