It's after miiiiidnight.
Candy in kids' baskets is the thing.
And it is juuuuust right.
To ward away an undead, jewish king.
It's quite obscene.
But terror makes you make sure that you're safe from..
The first zombie.
Coming back to feast upon us guys.
Pluck out our eyes!

Cause this is Easter's undead plight!
The Christ has crawled up from his grave to end all of our lives.
You know it's Easter! Candy's nice!
You're running from a zombie Jesus
(So he can't feast.)
Tonight.

(Bow-Bow Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga)

You hear the aaaangels
And realize that the savior has risen.
You smell the oooold robes
and wonder why you're running from the son.
You bow your head.
And hope that god has a plan for your salvation.
But all the while
A zombie's creeping up on your behind
It's Jesus Time!

Because it's Easter! Jehovah strikes!
There ain't no second chance against the man that keeps on ris'n.'
You know it's Easter! Christians cry!
You're running from a zombie Jesus
(So he can't feast)
Tonight.

(Bow-Bow Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga)

Candy can heeeelp you.
Jesus's sweet tooth never fails.
If you posseeeeess it
Throw some jelly beans onto another trail.
Now is the time
To hide inside your local church or mosque.
Because inside
It's easy to defend your eggs from a corpse.
Just fend him off.

Cause this is Easter's undead plight.
Cause Jesus can walk on water, so an island's not alright.
Kids, this is Easter! Time to hide!
So pray for Jesus to not feast or eat up
(On easter night.)

(Bow-Bow CLAP Chugga Chugga Chugga CLAP)

Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour Is close at hand
Jesus crawls in aearch of blood
To terrorize y'all's neighborhood
And whosoever shalt be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of two or three days
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
You're looking for a priest - or
Someone with any power to stave off
The terror of Easter.

(Bow-Bow CLAP Chugga Chugga Chugga CLAP)

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