Somehow, for some reason, I find myself making a lot of stupid "your mom" jokes, just for the sake of it. Stupid laughs.

But it's gotten worse. I'll be at home, for example, watching TV, with nobody else in the house. Someone on the TV will say something, and I'll make a "your mom" joke about it, with nobody around to receive it. For example:

Football Player Being Interviewed on TV: Well, John, football is football...
Me: Your mom is football.
*I then laugh for a second before realizing the pitiful state of my existence*

Or, me, doing my Music Theory homework right now. Nobody's around, and I just finished a question.

Me: Your mom writes chorales in four-part textures.

I make myself depressed.
So does your mom.