A way to stop an ex-girlfriend from joining a personal conversation

Have her play a little game were you try to make quotes using five words or less.

thrust me its worked about 7 times and failed once only because practice makes perfect
I'll post 1 quote thingy every day I sign in that the ex-girlfriends and I have come up with just to prove I win

#1 Silence worse that the truth
#2 Constant change promotes new life
#3 Mountain Dew sweet drink of life(names count as one word)
#4 Being true is ignorant
#5 From the Simpsons Movie just because its that great(More that two shakes and its playing with yourself)

FYI some will be very retarded