Occasionally while reading something totally fucked up, I am still amused to see what the reporters add in to articles. This is about an arrest made in relation to allegations of a student (f, 15)/teacher (m, 37) affair. Let's see if you can guess which portion of this sentence just tickles my funny bone. I'll even help you.

School officials could not be reached for comment, but Lt. Turno said the school has suspended Mr. Kessler, a teacher of the year finalist in 2006.

Incidentally, this clip comes from a story about an English teacher at my high school alma mater.