Cutesy things annoy me.

Like today while I was standing in line at my favorite smoothie joint: A couple who were mindlessly standing in my comfort zone (I could write a whole journal about THAT) were just laying kisses on each other.

Smack. Smack. Smack. Smack.

I might have been less annoyed had they just been making out. Less noisy.

Well maybe not.

And then I thought... Aww shit. I'm hopeless now. Even the sound of kisses annoys me.

Perhaps I am truly turning evil.

P.S. It didn't help that my bill was $6.66.