1. Win races on Mario Kart Wii with a Master Chief Mii

This is great fun just imagining the looks of hatred you are getting from all those Mario fanboys out there, getting beaten by their Microsoft double.

Give me more stuff to put up and I'll add it to the list, they can be on any game aslong as it annoys fanboys ^.^

2. Compare Xbox live to PSN (or Xboxes to PS3's in general)