DISPENSAH GOES HEAH! TELEPORTAH GOES HEAH! COMIC LINK GOES HEAH!
Good Lord, dead baby jokes! Something is seriously wrong with me. What's worse is that today's comic is based on a real conversation I had with Josh Miller from GameForLife. That poster he's standing in front of? That's a real poster which is being plastered all over the uncharted frozen north; and looking at it I suddenly want to eat a cheeseburger, which further solidifies my character as being nothing less than deranged.
While I'm on the subject of Josh; he put me in one of his comics. So go visit it, not just because I'm a sexy stud no matter who draws me, but also his comics are pretty damn funny.

So what have I been up to? Cons! And by cons I mean RoflFAIL NY!
I swore to myself I'd write a comic and a rant to deal with everything that went on there. I even drew half a comic before my tablet died and by then roflthing was so far in the past posting it would be pointless.
So how can I sum it up so I can move on? Boring.
NOTHING.
FREAKING.
HAPPENED.
I mean, there was this guy named Jason Scott who got up, and for an hour and a half, talked about how he twitters about his cat. HIS FREAKING CAT! So for an hour and a half I sat back and watched anonymous make fun of the fact that Jason Scott looks like a 45 year old manchild who lives with his mother and does all his shopping at hot topic.
OH WAIT! HE IS, AND HE DOES!
The guy who created comic sans was there, but his panel was boring. A history of comic sans? I don't care where it came from, I wanted an apology dammit! (I didn't get one).
The only true highlight of the weekend was meeting TronGuy at the afterparty while all my friends smoked and drank their asses off.
On a completely related note, when stranded in NYC at 2:30AM, it is completely possible to shove thirteen people into the same hotel room without room service noticing/caring.
It was during the shoehorning of people into that room that I met the following awesome people:
HPdarkness, photographer/graphic designer extraordinaire; who doesn't mind sleeping on the floor next to an open window.
Ash-the-fox, a furry. Avoid at all costs!
DiENExDREAM, a pretty cool chick with an awesome collection of techno, and an unhealthy obsession with sega.
And TheBlackDeath WHO SNORES LOUDER THAN A TROPICAL RAINFOREST!

And so these people, along with tronguy, made roflcon woth going to, and if they go next year I'll totally be down for another trip to NY (Because any excuse to leave my house after months/years of reclusiveness is a good one.)

I had more I wanted to whine about, but it's almost 5:00AM, and I think I have work in the morning. So Goodnight
~ Rs/Elek/Conqy = offline
Current MP3: Dean Gray - [American Edit #06] Novocain Rhapsody.mp3