Just letting everyone know that I wont be around for a week due to me BEING ON A MOTHER FUCKING BOAT!

Excuse me, as I was saying, I'm gonna be on a Celebrity Cruise ship heading to Grand Cayman, and it's gonna be fun on a bun. Parasailing, Skeet shooting, getting funky on the disco floor, all the food you can eat (then toss up) hell, I'm even going scuba diving, which is the closest I'll ever get to being an actual Big Daddy... That is until I get a drill to replace my hand.

Right now I'm at a hotel in Miami relaxing from a whole day of flying (fucking kids and their seat kicking) and ship leaves tomorrow at noon.

Be back in a week, see you when I see you.

P.S. Thanks to everyone for congratulating me for FU.

EDIT: So they do have WIFI here, but it cost 2.99 a minute...

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See you in a week...