The turkeys were back in the yard again today. This time one of the dopey bastards managed to get inside out fenced-in yard and couldn't figure out how to get back out again. So I had to go outside, open the fence, and chase the stupid thing back out. Once outside of the fence, the thing FLEW up into a tree, where it then began calling for his friends. *sigh* Stupid animals.

Before anyone gets after me to not killing it and eating it right there in the yard and wearing the feathers as a hat, we have a very limited turkey season here in Maine, I don't have a permit, and I'm 100% sure the neighbors down the road from us wouldn't approve of my shenanigans.