sleeping habits

4 years ago

i woke up my wife the other night with the following conversation:

Me: TIMBER!
Wife: What?
Me: TIMBER! Cameron Diaz (something something)... That tree is going to fall and hit the one next to it.

this was almost as good as the conversation in the middle of the night from a few weeks ago:

Me: (laughing)
Wife: What's so funny?
Me: Penguins... hehe.
Wife: What about penguins?
Me: They're hard to catch.


fin.

Comments (25)

  • DocCrowl

    DocCrowl

    3 years ago

    Better than my little sister! She woke me up one night years ago (we shared a room) screaming "THE BLOOD! THE BLOOD! IT'S EVERYWHERE!" I ran to the l;ight, turned it on, and she was sitting up in the middle of her bed. I asked her what was wrong, and she suddenly (I thought) woke up and said "Why are you up? Go to bed!" I asked her again about her dreams as she lay down, and she just sighed and said "Tori go away, Mom and Dad leave me alone, Joe shut up, Jack go to bed." Noone but me (Jack) was in the room.... I didn't sleep very well after that...

  • THERIGBOSS

    THERIGBOSS

    3 years ago

    You will catch those Penguins one day.

  • digitulaaron

    digitulaaron

    3 years ago

    penguins are hard to catch

  • theangryewok

    theangryewok

    4 years ago

    my sleeping habit is waking up on the other side of the room.IM NOT JOKING!

  • OptimusPlum

    OptimusPlum

    4 years ago

    I had a similar experience. Me and my girlfriend are on a plane to hawaii, and she wakes up from a 3 hour nap, taps me on the shoulder and says, "You know what I just realized? Stephanie Meyer, that bitchy bitch, writes drama books. we should f*ck her." She then went straight back to bed.

    The look on her face when I told her........ priceless!

  • MrsKKBensen

    MrsKKBensen

    4 years ago

    I've had similar conversations with my fiance.

  • jack_rabbit

    jack_rabbit

    4 years ago

    In reply to Arcaded, #9:

    Cute and cuddly boys, cute and cuddly.

  • Musicman842

    Musicman842

    4 years ago

    His wife might need therapy after that.... :P Just kiddin'. Penguins ARE hard to catch but extremely cute. Check out the Youtube video of the penguin being tickled....

  • NVMidian

    NVMidian

    4 years ago

    Haha, wow, that's even better than my buddies late night waking up and screaming in his wife's face then going directly back to sleep....or shoving her off the bed so hard in his sleep he sent her into the night table.

  • RaptorGear

    RaptorGear

    4 years ago

    this is me in daily life but on purpose :P im even worse when im very tired... it is a gift you have there.Use it well.