Homestuck is one of those things on the internet which I've heard about, but have always paid very little attention to. Because I'm a glutton for punishment, I decided to change that and added it to my already sizeable to-do list a few days ago.

I have seldom been so confused.

I have no idea what is going on and I'm only getting more confuzzled with each page. My working thoery is that if this goes on for the four thousand pages I have yet to read, the hitherto unprecedented incomprehensibility of it all with leak into the rest of my life, and I will be rendered unable to understand anything. I will start trying to access the internet on my toaster and all written text will shift and morph into wingdings.

Now back to revision.

"I don't merely draw Homestuck... I CONJURE THIS INTREPID FANTASYSCAPE WITH TEARS BLED FROM THE WISDOM-WEARY EYES OF FIFTY THOUSAND IMAGINARY MAGICIANS. I PULL HEAVY DRAGS FROM THE BRUMES OF INSPIRATION WITH ENCHANTED BELLOWS MARAUDED FROM A GUILD OF CHURLISH MYTHICAL DWARVES. VAST BULBOUS RIDDLESPIDERS PUSH THE SILKEN STRANDS OF PURE WHIMSY THROUGH HIDEOUS ABDOMINAL SPINNERETS AND IT IS THAT WITH WHICH I WEAVE THIS AUDACIOUS COCOON OF EXQUISITE LIES. AND WHEN IT HATCHES A GREAT MOTH OF TITILLATION WILL AWAKEN AND ROAR AND BEAT ITS WINGS, AND THE POWDER SETTLING DOWN WILL ARREST THE HUMORS OF AN ENORMOUS TERRIBLE OLD BEGGAR, RELAXING THE VULTUROUS LEATHERY VICEGRIP HE'S FIXED AROUND YOUR CAPTIVE MIND." Andrew Hussie

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