I need my own column

3 years ago

How to talk to girls and what to buy them: Advice from a member of the scarier sex.
by Juls

The title of the first article: That's really tacky - please don't buy it for her.

Comments (27)

  • Suto_Griff

    Suto_Griff

    3 years ago

    For all the men out there, I'm sure they'd appreciate the help. It's always better than the crap they get from magazines.

  • DiMono

    DiMono It's Back Baby!

    3 years ago

    Steven's in trouble, isn't he?

    • Juls

      Juls Blam Bitches

      3 years ago

      No. Actually this stemmed from me recently giving advice to a guy friend about a girl he was in to. I tend to end up giving a lot of relationship advice for some reason.

  • Linh

    Linh Invisble

    3 years ago

    i'm commenting first before reading other people's comment

    Two words: FUCK YES!

  • Barbara

    Barbara

    3 years ago

    Ok, what did Steven do this time?

    • Juls

      Juls Blam Bitches

      3 years ago

      Nothing. This stems from always having to give relationship advice to friends

  • Dopp

    Dopp ROLL TIDE

    3 years ago

    I don't read, but I would watch the shit out of the movie when it comes out.

    but I'd totally read it

    • Myshu

      Myshu chupariffic

      3 years ago

      Real men don't read advice columns.

  • Newbs

    Newbs Rooster Speak & RT MN

    3 years ago

    Go on...

    • Newbs

      Newbs Rooster Speak & RT MN

      3 years ago

      >.>

      <.<

    • Dopp

      Dopp ROLL TIDE

      3 years ago

      ...I think she's talking to you.

  • raz0rblade

    raz0rblade

    3 years ago

    Linh has an image in Top Posts today that clears up a lot of the misunderstandings about how to communicate with women. Men, too........ smiley0.gif

    • Linh

      Linh Invisble

      3 years ago

      my image was a joke not to be taken seriously at all

    • Juls

      Juls Blam Bitches

      3 years ago

      Um no, I love Linh dearly but what she posted are the stereotypes we tell ourselves so we can laugh at the opposite sex and feel superior. But from looking at what she posted it's more the stereotypes women propagate to put other women down and make themselves look better while pandering to the guys who believe that bullshit.

  • gregory

    gregory

    3 years ago

    I'm going to write a counter-counter article called:
    Guess who we understand? Not each other, probably!
    by Gregory

    The title of the first article will be: If you can't tell the difference between me being nice and me flirting, chances are I can't tell with you, either, and we're just going to have to hope one of us takes the initiative before the allure fizzles out and we miss it completely.

    The second article will be called: You not understanding why I like dinosaurs for no clear reason is exactly the same as me not understanding why you don't like dinosaurs for and clear reason

    • gregory

      gregory

      3 years ago

      The third article will be a written apology to the printers for making them use ridiculous amounts of ink printing the unnecessarily long titles of my articles.

  • Schraver

    Schraver Party Hard

    3 years ago

    I KEEP TRYING TO FIND YOUR COLUMN IN THE WALL STREET JOURNAL BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THEY HAVEN'T HERD OF THE BEST IDEA EVER YET!!! smiley9.gif

  • bdoomed

    bdoomed

    3 years ago

    I'll write a counter article:
    Girls don't talk to me and why can't I just give them flowers and chocolate: Advice from a member of the idiot male hoard.
    by Brian

    The title of the first article: I don't know what is and is not tacky - can't I just buy you flowers?

    The second article would be an investigative piece on what women consider tacky, and why. It will be titled; So apparently this is what tacky is.