i'd like to take you to a movie
but you won't leave the training room floor
i wanna bring you to the mall to buy shoes
but you're obsessed with the "leaderboard"---baby!

why don't you give me a break
why do you make it so hard for me to love you?
i'm gonna do what it takes
but could please stop kicking me?

come on carolina have fun carolina
you're always being such a bitch
come on carolina let's run carolina
we'll leave this place
fly through space
and start a different life
and have babies with green eyes

maybe we could hit a disco
or skate down and check out the shore
we could stay at home and cuddle
and play a little Halo 4 -naked!

i know you wanna kick ass
i know you're dying to rip that Tex to pieces
but baby both of us know
that bitch would have you on your knees

come on carolina have fun carolina
you're always being such a bitch
come on carolina let's run carolina
we'll leave this place
fly through space
and start a different life
and have babies with green eyes