I should be allowed to carry a camp shovel just for the purpose of whacking dumb people. Went to see Oz today, great movie btw, and there was a woman in front of me asking about every movie there was to see. The theater has TWENTY screens. Who the fuck does that? I've gone to the theater before and said "I'll just watch whatever is next," this woman wanted a synopsis of every movie there! Where the hell was my shovel when I needed it?!