I've noticed a strange phenomenon around my neighbourhood. Apparently, someone, on behalf the entire street, has hired an exterior decorator to re-design everyone's lawn.

This mysterious decorator had made some very strange choices. He (or she) seems to be going for an aesthetic that I call "Chunks of Shit". It is exactly what it sounds like. Shit on every lawn. Shit in the middle of the road. Shit on the side walk. Shit in the garden. That's a lot of shit!

It must be a designer. It couldn't be that people are letting their dogs run around off the leash. Could it? Nooooo, c'mon, man. That's just dumb.