W00T! First Journal Entry!
So I was having a conversation with a buddy of mine who makes a lot of money. It went something like this:
"Dude, I hate the fact that they take taxes out of my bonus check!"
"So? It happens to all of us. Get over it."
"Yea, but they take out like $4000!!"
"Seriously?!? I've never even seen a check for $4000! Fuck you and your First-World Problems!!!"

Thank you to Mr. Burnie Burns for the First-World problems joke. Worked out awesome!