WOMEN:

Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
We Need = I Want
I'm Sorry = You'll Be Sorry
We need to talk = You're in trouble
Do whatever you want = You'll pay for this later

MEN:

Yes = Yes
No = No
Maybe = Maybe
I am hungry = I am hungry
I am sleepy = I am sleepy
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = I want to have sex with you
Would you like to dance? = I want to have sex with you
Would you like to go to a movie? = I want to have sex with you
Would you like to go to dinner? = I want to have sex with you
Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm Gay