Ok, I walk into the living room and hear my son talking about Goat Simulator. I look at him strangely I guess, and he proceeds to tell me its 10 bucks on Steam. Again I must have made a face because he says that is a good deal. I tell him that the money is not what has my attention, its the fact that there is a game called Goat Simulator that has my interest. After a moment of my son explaining the game, I have come up with a billion dollar idea for people that like stuff like goat simulators. I am going to call mine Cat Simulator, its going to be about the daily life of my cat, Bender. So basically here is the whole rundown of the Cat Simulator. You start off in the morning having a brisk nap in the sunbeam. Around 11:00/11:30 am (cats dont care about time), you get up and have a drink of water and maybe a few bites out of the cat food dish. Then it is time for a good 4 hour power nap on the bed, where you are not normally allowed, but hey, no one is home, its all good. Around 4:00 pm, the you get up, because the food fixer and litter box cleaner will be home soon, and run downstairs, the most exercise of the day and gravity is doing most of the work, yay! You then wolf down all the remaining cat food and water, to the point of almost bursting, then head to the litter box to defile it and basically mustard gas the whole house. You finish just in time to turn on "Cute Kitty Mode" as food fixer/litter box cleaner arrives at home. At this point the game gets interesting. You do everything in your power to be cute and get "Special Kitty" food. Once you have obtained the "Special Kitty" food, you turn off "Cute Kitty Mode" and go into the "Touch Me and Die Mode", this lasts for a few hours until the house has calmed down for the evening and all the staff (humans) are relaxing. This is then the time you cause havoc. You can climb the curtains, randomly attempt to assassinate one of the staff (humans) as they are moving up and down the stairs, or my personal favorite, you make sure your nose is ice bloody cold and you sneak up on the unsuspecting food fixer/litter box cleaner, that by the way is wearing shorts and touch him with said ice bloody cold nose, causing him to scream like death has just reached out and touched him. The best part of this is the fact that you get to walk away with a smug look on your face basically saying "oops did I do that". The game comes to a close at the staffs (humans) bedtime, as they have all discovered that you are a massive bed hog, and make sure that their doors are shut tight to stop you from invading at a random moment to scare the living hell out of them. The rest of the night is spent meowing in you best loudest voice and scratching on doors until one of the staff (humans) has enough and lets you in to take over the bed with the staff member sleeping on the couch downstairs. That last part is for bonus points in my new epic game Cat Simulator. So what do you think, am I going to make that billion I want...