A guy called asking me to fix his router because it crashed.
I walked him through some basic troubleshooting stuff, but nothing worked. This would have to be fixed by the internet company.

I am not your internet provider, so I cannot fix your router.
Please, sir, stop yelling at me and call the company that provides internet to you.
SIR PLEASE STOP YELLING
Great. Thanks. Have a nice day!
*hangs up phone*

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