Brothers and Sisters,

It has come to my attention that there exists an elite task force in North America, trained specifically in the vanquishing of our living dead brethren, called the ZombieSquad. Now, while this may seem alarming, please do not worry your rotting head.


For those of us blessed enough that our fingers are still intact and our eyes haven't fallen out, be sure to check out their website. Despite the size of the organization, they do not appear to be fully mobilized just yet and all meetings are posted in advance. This should allow us to preemptively strike when they least expect it and add them to our ravenous collective.

Bite hard and bite fast, my friends.