The Great Gus, devouring his award.

Earlier today our own Gustavo Sorola was awarded a trophy due to his efforts on the battlefield and his striking good looks! When questioned by the media on how he felt, The Great Gus had this to say "This award here? It's what I'd like to call 'Lunch.' I chose to win this because I was hungry, and when I get hungry again I will win another one."

There you have it! Our leader eats trophies as nourishment! Oh how we love and respect you, Gus!
Only a matter of time before he has Juan them all!