As I made my way out of Violet city I saw off to the side these old buildings. In search of new Pokemon I entered the only new looking building in the place. In this building I was greeted by a man saying he wanted to discover the mysteries of the Ruins of Alph. He asked for my help to which I as the protagonist promptly responded: No thank you, I got legalized animal fighting to do in the next town over , See you later Nerd. (Like a true hero).
We made our way along Route 32 were we found the most adorable little fluff ball ever.
Of course I had to have it . After a little spat I threw my little portable prison at it and It joined our mary a band of travelers. Along the way I passed this guy who wanted to sell me something called a Slowpoke tail , I don't tend to eat stuff being offered to me by some random people in the middleof nowhere but he seemed like a straight up guy so why not. when he said I didn't have enough money though well lest just say my new fighter and i proceeded to electrocute every fighter on route 32 and a good bit of the union cave. And the little fluff ball even evolved to a bigger one. Ain't she adorable
As I made my way into Azalea Town I passed this nice looking gentleman. He told me he was guarding the Slowpoke Well so that no one could mess with their plans. Of course by plans I assumed he mend cleaning the well for the Slowpoke and I moved along thinking, man one day I hope I can be a G like him.
As I got to Azalea Town I found out the truth though. They weren't cleaning at all, they where cutting of the slowpoke tails to sell to people as food *gasp*.
As the good person I am I decided maybe I fight the Azalea Town gym next week when the police deal with this Slowpoke business. But as I was about to leave Ginger Kid showed up. He did his hole speal about strong Pokemon insulted me again and would only let me pass if i beat him in a animal fight.
Now I wish this was Epic and all that but my fluff ball just wiped him. After beating him he just pushed me to the ground like a savage and locked the door to the next route behind him. Like the dick he is he told me I would have to deal with all the towns problems and and beat the gym before he opens the door again.
So here we are . I'm about to enlist in some old man who tells me he makes pokeballs from tree's(real nut job) his resistance (of two people , three if we count his 5 year old grand daughter). And we are gonna fight this so called team Rocket.
My team currently is this guy and the most adorable destructive force known to man . So we should be fine...