I had to help take care of some kids today in a nursery, and after the crying died down and the tots got down for some serious playin, I noticed something rather interesting (and possibly frightening!)

Today's children are being indocrinated and advertised to at a very young age.

Don't believe me? The first culprit I spotted is none other than the seemingly harmless George Foreman:

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It's a bit fuzzy, but that is a Lean Mean Fat Grilling Machine for all the three year old's Play-Doh cooking needs.

It even sizzles when you put something in it.

Next up on my gallery of commercial proselytism is our dear friends at Ford

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I'm Ford Truck man! Well, Ford Truck toddler, I guess. Further Proof:

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Here's one of the more interesting commercialized items I found today:
Cheerios and William Wegman (A photographer I do like and highly approve of)

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Interesting, to say the least.
Anyhow, I just thought it important the public realize that the consumerist brainwashing starts much earlier than we think; it doesn't begin with saturday morning cartoons.

As far as rants go, I think this one was with "my tounge firmly in my cheek"
(there's a reward for whomever can tell me which post-modernist artist made an artwork piece by that title, and don't google it you cheater!)

-DK