Brakus: hutmm...
Me: hutmm?
Me: what?
Brakus: i cant stype tonight
Brakus: FCK
Brakus: FUCK!
Me: what were you trying to type
Me: you drunken bastard
Brakus: hurrm

Talking about some Jessica Alba pics:
Brakus: she looks nasty in the first one
Me: lol
Me: whatever
Me: your face looks nasty
Me: compared to her ass
Me: OOOOOOOOOO

pwnt.

LOL WHAT THE CRAP:
Brakus: ui dujnnop
Brakus: ./..
Me: LOL
Brakus: FUCK!