as you may or may not know, I am a waiter at a Bob Evans resturant. We get all types of wierdos in there and it makes me wonder why isn't the human race extinct yet.

so here are some of my favorite quotes so far

*gives kid extra sryup*
the mom: "Nick, what do you say to the nice man?"
kid: "Mr. gorbechef, tear down this wall!"
me: *wTF?!*

*waiting to take order*
girl: *points to menue* "can I ask you a question?"
me: "sure"
girl: "is the correct term, 'whore' or 'hobag'?
the dad: *sprays OJ all over wall*
me: "uhhh, I don't think I'm qualified to answer that question"