okk i hav some questions to ask u guys

1. if i was about to get hit by a car wot would u do?

2.when im older i wanna be in a rock band and if i did, would u come to my live performance?
(i probably be playing punk rock and stuff)

3.wot would u giv me for my birthday(?anything except for pornography and anything gay)

4.wot would u say, if i wouldnt stop hitting my head on the wall?

5.wot would u do if i was being attacked by flesh-eating dwarfs?

6.if we wer hangin out in town wer would u take me?

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