Dear, Mr. V, X, Y, and Z

I don't use your real names as I would like to keep this simple and as non-offensive as possible. However you know who you are. I am writing to inform you that you are all sorry, and sore losers and the only you know how to do it say "your mama!" in response to almost anything with the stupidest look on your face. You will repeat this to anything said to them. for example
"you suck"
"your mama"

"whos you daddy"
"your mama"
They then go around acting like they had just told off God himself, all egotistical and snotty. Let me be the first (and I hope not the last) to tell you that you looked as high and mighty as my laundry pile. I would fight you, as a few of you have already tried to challenge me into fighting, but no. I consider it better this way. In fighting I might give you a bruise and Dr. Bulger would send us home. Then there would be angry parents and angry teachers and detention. In this way, your punishment will last forever, I will eviserate you in ficition ( to qoute a favorite writer of mine) your miserable lifes will be forever mocked and laughed at in the history of time. This way, there will be no punishment except the mental that you get after reading this, and all my friends can have a good laugh at the antics of 4 stupid posers who think they are better then any of us. I find the whole affair quite funny and I know that some of my peers involved will find this letter amusing as well. good bye and have a horrible day, to the Misters appropriatly named V,X,Y, and last and certainly the least, Z.

sincerly, your mama

P.S. for those of you not involved, I would like to thank you for taking the time to read it. I hope you ad as much fun reading it as I did writing it.
P.P.S. rot in hell you egotistical fops