13 years ago
Top-Secret Hideout left to us by Comrade Stalin.KEEP it a secret this time.
7 years ago
*wakes up from drunken slumber*<,<>,>*goes back into drunken slumber*
*Wanders in*Well this place has seen better days.*Wanders out*
8 years ago
In reply to johnnyricoMC, #53:I suppose, if they give us free samples.
Meh, can't we use the Kazakhs? They invented toffee and the trouser belt...
In reply to johnnyricoMC, #51:We don't have Mexicans here, we have Georgians. Get them to do all the work.
In reply to Biolith, #50:Where are those Mexicans...
In reply to johnnyricoMC, #49:Not if you just pay someone else to do it.I'm sure we could find some people who would enjoy working for us. Maybe then we wouldn't even have to pay them.
In reply to Biolith, #48:Costs money. I've been thinking of fibreglass so it's soundproofed, but that shit's expensive and you need to wear a damn spacesuit while applying it if you want to be able to lie down in your bed afterwards. Damn glass fibers get everywhere...
In reply to johnnyricoMC, #47:We should replace the insulation with something less flammable.
In reply to Biolith, #46:By design. The insulation keeps the summer heat out. During the Siberian winter we just open up the ceiling windows. It was designed to store food.
In reply to johnnyricoMC, #45:That would explain why it's so cold in here...
In reply to Biolith, #44:Yeah, but it's insulated with several flammable materials. At the time of construction those materials gave the best insulation rubles could buy.
In reply to johnnyricoMC, #43:We don't need them. The entire building is made of concrete.
In reply to Biolith, #41:We don't have the proper fire safety facilities to turn this in a casino/whorehouse.
50% goes to the house25% goes to various 'funds and trusteeships'25% goes to me
You've got to remember, though, I built this warehouse and all the traps inside of it... I could let you in. For a price.
In reply to johnnyricoMC, #38:So, I'll just have to take the Hookers and unregistered Internets and go set up shop somewhere else then.And this seemed like such an ideal warehouse that had been sitting empty for a bit.Ah well.
Oh, herro dere.
In reply to BuckeyeDon, #37:Oh noo, the deadly neurotoxin does that 3 hours after the alarm gets triggered. The only reason a security detail comes is to check and reset the alarms, neurotoxin is fucking expensive.
In reply to johnnyricoMC, #36:Wait, you aren't here to provide Security for the Gambling, Hookers, and Internets?
In reply to BuckeyeDon, #35:Security was electronically notified the instant you triggered the pressure pads. The lasers merely confirmed the intrusion. Security redundancy is important.Too bad we got a flat tyre on the way...
In reply to johnnyricoMC, #34:Well! Glad to see security has arrived!
*barges in with flamethrower* Someone tripped my IR-lasers!
An abandoned warehouse, unregistered internets, and hookers.Time to get to work.
9 years ago
It would appear I am. o.o;;
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Page 2. The stunning sequel to page 1.
In reply to johnnyricoMC, #27:>.><.<
So, who's still following this shack?
In reply to f3licks, #21:I got it, I just found this constant fear of jaxom finding it ammusing.
In reply to f3licks, #24:Crap, I was just about to forge one
In reply to urself, #22:No.Now, can we stop making new Span Journals?This is like the 5th one.
In reply to urself, #22:Ditto'd
In reply to f3licks, #21:i personally think u should block jaxom
In reply to urself, #20:We don't need this at all.The point of the ITJ was not to exclude Jaxom, it was to mess with him.Once he finds it we don't leave.Why does no one but me and Jalnor get this?
In reply to Biolith, #19:we really dont need his untill jaxom posts in f3liks journal
In reply to urself, #18:Figured you would soon enough. I gave Lori the link, after all.
ha found it
In reply to Sekai08, #13:You need not be convinced.
In reply to Sekai08, #13:I can haz enarrgy pack?
In reply to Sekai08, #13:Of what?
Hmmmmmm not convinced.
In reply to Biolith, #9:Reagan smashed:
In reply to Kaptenen, #10:Thats what I said about ritualistic suicides.
In reply to johnnyricoMC, #6:'Reagan Smashed'?
In reply to nikzbitz, #7:Fuck that, they've got their noses so far up the chantard's ass they'd disappear if jaxom were to suddenly stop walking to the gay whorehouse.
In reply to johnnyricoMC, #6:Both of them should.Dont give him a link to this place. Or proud canok for that matter.