Freaking finnally!... ok so I moved out like 2 wks ago... but Im just now getting around to making a journal about it. The place is freaking awsome! Pics soon!
13 years ago0TJ0
So Im stuck here in Macon MO for work. Without getting to confuseing about how it happend...This guy was digging a hole next to where a fiber line was bearried and its supposed to be directly a foot below and parrellel with the other line we found already....but that line had a S curve in it where we where digging. So as they are digging with the backhoe, I look at my boss and go "he doesnt realise that cable underneath wont follow that S curve and he's gona hit it".....SNAP!! Totaly ripped it in 2...and I got to fix it...no big deal though, it was cool to watch.......and I get payed by the hour.
13 years ago0TJ0
So I started out totally hating this day a long time ago....Im not a really big realtionship person so I never have a GF on Vday.....So about 3 years ago (yes ive ben going to bars for awile...deal with it) I went to a bar alone....kinda as a boycot to the holiday....I soon noticed that people notice the guy sitting by himself on this day. I soon began to accumulate drinks from many diffrent people...woman..cuples....friends who I saw....the bartender also gave me quiet a few. It was awsome. Eversince Ive done the same thing every year with the same results. Its awsome.....and if Im lucky there is also the lonely girl at the bar also....
Well! Im Off for some free drinks! Later!
13 years ago0TJ0
I was at a mall about an hour north of where I live the other day. I wore my "I like me" Tshirt because it really is my favorite shirt......Anyway, while I was wondering around the mall, someone yelled from a distance "BLUE TEAM SUCKS!!" very very loud. Without missing a beat I turned and yelled "SUCK IT RED!!" as loud as I could in the general direction that it came from.....I think the entire mall turned and gave me a do-you-have-terrets-or-somthing look.....I never found the person who yelled it......and I continued to gather dirty looks all day......But it was totally worth it.......best mall trip ever......
O....and go red team go......I just like the "I like me" shirt better.....
13 years ago0TJ0
Just becuase you cut off your muffler and put christmas lights on your Civic, its still not fast, just very annoying.....It could be fast, but it would take more than a hack saw and Duct tape.
If you dont follow politics, dont try to fight about them. "well my dad says..." is not a valid comeback!
Just becuase you are going 1 mph faster than the semi in front of you does not mean you have to pass them. Unless you speed up, then feel free to pass. Otherwise it takes you 20 minutes to get around them and you block both lanes and totally piss off the people like me who are coming up behind you doin 90.
If you dont listen to a band ever....DONT BUY A SHIRT WITH THAT BANDS LOGO ON IT. If you do someone is bound to come up and be like "dude, hell ya, another coldplay fan" and then you look like a total moron when you say "O i dont listen to them, i just like the shirt. But do you like rap".....all im trying to do is keep you from embarassing the crap out of yourself.
Dont get go off on a "why i think tattoos are bad" speech right after i tell you i have one. Nothing you say is going to make me get the laser surgery to get it removed, all your going to do is annoy me. The diffrence between me and you is i dont give a fuck if you have a tattoo or not.
THERE IS A GOOD AND BAD TIME TO CRY ABOUT YOUR DOG DYING!
good time - At home with family, or in the company of a caring friend
bad time - In front of about 30 people trying to have a good time at a party.....no one likes a depressing person.....and im sorry about your dog
If you decide to move 8 states away, dont call me everyday bitching about how bad it sucks. Im sorry your gone, but it was your choice. Why the hell did you pick some where that you didnt no a single fucking person anyway.
If you get drunk and ask me if i think you are pretty, and i say "ya" but i dont make a move. It means i was too nice to call you an ugly annoying fat cow, now quit calling me you psycho stalker freakshow!
13 years ago0TJ0
You know you're a 90's kid if...
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"
You've worn skorts and felt stylish
You yearned to be part of the Baby-Sitters club
You use to love playing with your MY Little Pet Shop
You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You wore a ponytail on the side of your head and had fluffed bangs
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in kindergarten
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"
You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You remember the craze then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...
You watched Tiny Tunes or Muppet Babies...
You were a boy who wore pink
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green
Ranger were meant to be together.
The best friend coming through the window on a ladder originated on Clarissa explains it all, not on Dawson's Creek!
You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"
You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates
You ever got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide
You wore socks over leggings scrunched down
You wore chucks in kindergarten
" Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE"
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stumbed he's toe oe oe and thats the end end end of the elephants show ow ow
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players
You had to pay for the Disney Channel!!!
You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare"
You remember Alf, the little brown alien from Melmac and Vicki the Robot from "MY Little Wonder"
You watched 90210 or Melrose Place with your Mother!
You actually dressed up in kids clothes, and not miniture versions of teenager clothes like the children of 2000!
You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool
You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"
You played and or collected "Pogs"
You used to pretend to be a MIGHTY MORPHIN Power Ranger and you owned a Skip It
You had at least one GigaPet Nano, or Tomagachi, and brought it everywhere
You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles
You chew on Major League bubble gum and pretended you were a baseball player chewing tabaco
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)
You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.
You remember a time before the WB.
You watched wild and crazy kids on Nickalodean.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You thought it would be so cool to be Alex Mack.
You know the Macarena by heart.. LOL
" Talk to the hand" ... enough said
You thought Brain woud finally take over the world (aww wut u mean he didnt??)... and Dot was truely the cutest!
13 years ago0TJ0
Note: please do not take this to literal. This was a drunken rant when i just left our new years party that had been going great until stupid fites broke out, all 4 of wich were started by girls. I just thought it was funny enough that is should be posted on here. Again, dont send me angry messages, Im not being serious when I wrote any of this, just angry.
Lately I have noticed a desterbing trend: the majority of the fights I have seen lately have all been started by females. For some reason they have an unstopable nack for causing drama for no good reason at all other than to try and act tough. Granted men also do this but I think that even when they do, somewhere there is a girl at the center of it all. That is why I am going to prepose a brand new idea to stop this problem: The Fe-Muzzle. This will be a muzzle worn over the mouth of every female everywhere at all times, this will keep them from mouthing off for no damn good reason other than to enjoy the drama it will surely cause. The muzzle can be removed if the female gets the attention of a man and tells him what she wants to say first. Then she may speak. However this will only be allowed once an hour so they should make sure it is deffinatly worth saying. Also the only way a female may speak is topless, that way the men will not even hear what the female is saying.
Dear Stupid Bitches;
Don't complain, I'm actually doing you a favor. The only reason that we men actaully keep you around at social events is to stare at you. We do not enjoy conversing with you in any way, at all, ever. We just want to look at you and hope that by the end of the night you end up naked. So by not being able to speak, you will actually become much more attractive and ALOT less annoying. This way you aslo do not have to stress your pretty little head by trying to come up with all those words that come out of your mouth.
PS- The one verbal thought per hour rule does not apply in the bedroom, no talking will be aloud during these times.
13 years ago0TJ0
Background: I am the worst person with names, serious, I forget the names of my frinds and family somtimes for no reason at all, I have frinds who almost everytime I see them reintroduce themselves as a joke. Really....Horrible with names.
Ok, so Im having christmas with my dads side of the family and the way we do it is kinda like a secret Santa thing, everyone draws a name on Thanksgiving and buys $50 worth of presents for that person, and just that person. So I look around and find one presents under the tree with my name on it. Its a gift bag and all thats in it is one card. I open it up and it reads "Merry Christmas, Patsy".... Its kinda sloppoly written though.....But Im pretty sure it says Patsy.......and I think to myself....WHO THE FUCK IS PATSY.....and y are they such a cheap ass.....but I dont say anything cus I figure maybe this is somthing Im missing....or maybe this is a bad joke.....
So a cuple hours and a cuple glasses of wine go by.....and Its been buggin the fuck outa me the whole time......so finally I look at my G'ma and ask "whos patsy?" and she gives me this blank "what are you talking about" stare, so i show her the card. She shows it to my aunt and they both neerly die laffing.....Now im really confused
Turns out my aunt had my name, she was in a hurry on her way out of the house and put the wrong card in my bag.....the card was from a co-worker and in nearly the same envolope....
My aunt felt bad cause she was tellin my Gma what a prick I was for not saying "thanx" for the $50 gift card she had gotten me for target (to put toward the Dig Cam that they got there)
So in the end it all worked out, and me and my aunt both felt really really dumb.....Thanx Patsy
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