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    • Internet Ads

      9 years ago

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      I think I just heard the most ridiculous audio ad ever made.

      "The battle for Aquarius. The greatest rock opera ever made. It's about milk."

      Yes, that's what the ad said. I never determined if it was actually serious or not, but I have concluded that everyone responsible for the use of that ad is a moron. I hope that someday, the internet will adhere to at least some standards of quality so I never have to deal with that kind of stupidity again. I'm too much of an optimist. It's like wishing for world peace, no matter how much you hope for peace another war is bound to start at some point. I guess I'll just hope for less retarded ads until my slowly dying faith in humanity finally crumbles into peaces.



      Yesterday I went to a closing Blockbuster store. I could buy any movie from the shelves for around $6 dollars. It was great. You can't really appreciate the closing of a business unless its a video store.



    • god damn it

      10 years ago

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      The people in charge of the megavideo site deserve to get punched in the face. I can understand their need for money, but making someone wait an hour is just stupid. Fuck.

    • The Fools Journey

      10 years ago

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      Something I decided to write in my spare time. I didn't want to fix it for a second draft so here's the first one. It turned out to be more offensive the I originally envisioned. Sorry about that.

      At some point in time, there was a man name Johnny. Now, Johnny was pretty normal for most his life, except of being very religious, much to the dismay of his Atheist parents, 4 Atheist siblings, and an Atheist wife. It all started when he saw the bumper sticker "What Would Jesus Do?" on the back of green minivan, which ultimately lead him on a quest for the truth. He began his search at the local library. Unfortunately, in order to get there, he needed to pass the local crazy person (or you can use the 'correct' term for him, "War Veteran"; which, promoting has probably been worse for the image of the government) and he was especially terrified of the local crazy person. He started to increase his pace. The local crazy person noticed, and was now fully focused on Johnny. Seconds later, he was running towards Johnny, who upon noticing froze in fear. By the time he had regained himself, the local crazy person was gone, he had assumed fetal position, and on his back he had a piece of cardboard. Closer inspection of said object revealed in sharpied, surprisingly neat handwriting, the message 'God is Dead!'. He got up and brushed off the crazies, and resumed his walk to the library.

      The library was quiet. You might occasionally hear a whisper or two. It complimented Johnny's mood perfectly, as he was still in shock from the crazy. He approached the front desk and proceeded to ask her where the section on Jesus was. Most of the books had apparently, been rented out. The books left were rather, well, strange. Titles being: Believing in God For Dummies; Jesus's Imaginary Friend?; and 12 Steps Towards A Better Life: Anyone Can Accept God. There was no use in reading any of them. Frustrated with the lack of quality information that those books held, he turned to the Internet. Not the best choice of action, I have to admit. However, someone had stole the mouse on that particular computer. Defeated (and unaware of the other open computers just feet away from him) he decided to return home. He couldn't help but ponder about his day. That cardboard sign..."God is Dead!" Something clicked. "What Would Jesus Do?". He was determined to figure out the answer to this question, as next morning he would consult an expert.

      Bells were ringing. Johnny had decided to visit the local Church. He had decided to consult the priest. He started out by introducing himself, he then paused. He finally asked "What Would Jesus Do?".
      "Is this some kind of joke?" replied the priest.
      "No, I just want to know the answer to this question."
      "........Jesus would do whats right"
      "Really?" said Johnny. The priest then, very confused, took advantage of the situation and tried to convert Johnny. It worked like a charm. Not a bit of coercion necessary. The priest was amazed. However, he wasn't aware that in just a mere 15 minutes he undid the Atheist beliefs that Johnny's family had imprinted in his mind. In the family's defense, Johnny had actually never thought about any of it. And it never occurred to Johnny to inform his family of his 'rebirth'.

      A few months passed, it was Sunday morning. Johnny was about to leave for church. His wife began to query as to what his destination was. His reply caused much confusion, seeing as he was religious for months. He left with a few words "I must find out the truth." Which instantly created the reply "What!". After the service, a fellow churchgoer, Mike began a conversation with him.
      "I know what Jesus would do." Mike said.
      "Really?" Johnny replied excitedly.
      A long conversation followed. It ended with Johnny being brought to a group of like-minded individuals. He ended up joining their group, enticed by their beliefs. That's right, Johnny, in his pursuit of the truth, had unknowingly joined a cult. In a matter of days, Johnny, like all the other members had come to believe in all of Mike's teachings. He was then invited to a "party".

      It was the day of the aforementioned "party". Johnny, like always, was excited and completely contrasted from every other persons nervousness, which he thought was completely normal. Mike had begun to explain the reasoning for the party, you know, cult related nonsense, I think it was something about dying for Jesus's sins. Anyway, Mike had instructed everyone to fill up a glass of punch and to toast. Mike began to speak "We must die for the sake of our savior, and be reborn anew. Drink!". And so everyone took their glass and drunk from it.

      ...

      There was a pause.

      "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Mike laughed for minutes. "You didn't actually believe what I said. Really, this was classic. You were really willing to die for Jesus. Ahahaha. Get out of my house you pathetic excuses for people.

      And that was why Johnny became an Atheist.

      End


      I think of some pretty weird shit. If I ever want to write seriously, I'm going to have to ignore about 80% of my imagination.

    • 2012

      10 years ago

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      I'm sure that you've heard of the predicted doomsday or the end of humanity, December 21, 2012. The Mayan calender predicts that that day will be the end of us, a computer program for predicting the stock market predicts that day to be the end, and hell, even Merlin predicted it. Were all fucking DOOMED. If you want more info, here. I don't generally try to use Wiki as a source for my info, but seeing as how were dealing with predictions, not hard evidence, it just seemed ok. Now, I'm not trying to be a madman and spread word of the end here, I actually seriously doubt this. Coincidence, maybe, that caused so many to predict this, or just one of God's jokes on humanity. Call me a pessimist, but I want to believe that humanity will end because of a stupid mistake ("My hand slipped, I didn't mean to start a nuclear war" yeah, something like that) and not a predicted date of destruction. I personally want to watch it happen, but on the other hand, if the world does end, it ends. I'm not going to freak out. And now, on to the point of this journal:

      So, the world is destined to end in 3 or 4 years, and what Hollywood do? They decide to make a fucking movie depicting what it's predicted to be like. You can watch a trailer here, and you can even watch it in HD, How exciting! I'll give you a minute to think about what effect that this movie would have on the general public. And if you still haven't gotten it, think of the general public as a bunch of mindless, movie-going, morons. And might I remind you to relate this to a similar event that happened about a decade ago. So, what's going to happen, Mass Hysteria. Sure, the movie will make tons of money, but do we really want idiots preaching the end like the did a decade ago. I think that's a bad idea. Enough people already know about 2012, but we really don't need it to be common knowledge. Especially knowing that we can do nothing to save ourselves if it actually does happen. If the world was actually going to end in 3 or 4 years, I wouldn't want to know about it. I'd like to live my last years without worry. And on the chance that nothing happens, I wouldn't look like a fucking idiot. I just wanted to express how stupid I thought the creators of this movie are. I guess I do believe in the saying 'Ignorance is bliss'. I really hope the creators are creating this movie out of greed, not because they want to spread the message. It would make the movie's existence more bearable.

      Feel free to leave your opinion on 2012 and the movie about it.

      I just remembered that Merlin lives backwards. Yep, were all fucking screwed.

    • Turkey Day

      10 years ago

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      Today I ate a lot of turkey. It was a good day. But after the feast my cousin's husband who never misses an opportunity to try to mess with me, told me to put my head in the toilet. I responded "You want me to give myself a swirly?". Then he said it was to prove if I was smart. If my head fit in the toilet then I would be stupid and if it didn't then I would be 'gifted'. So throughout the night, he tried to convince me to put my head in the toilet so I could prove that I was not stupid. What a great Thanksgiving!

      Of course I didn't actually do it.

    • Sonic and the Black Knight

      in Forums > Sonic and the Black Knight | Follow this topic

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      The new Sonic game coming out exclusively on the Wii on March 10. I apologize in advance for the horrible music in the preview video. This game looks pretty awesome. Set in Arthurian theme, Sonic running around killing his enemies with a sword. I would appreciate it if anyone could post more info on this game.

      I know that many people don't like the new 3D Sonic games but please be respectful. I made this thread to talk about this upcoming Sonic game, not it's comparisons to the old classic 2D ones. I would however, like to hear comparisons to the similar games: Sonic and the Secret Rings and Sonic Unleashed.

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    • Deal.

      10 years ago

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      My first journal even though I made my account like 5 months ago. I had nothing to write about and even now I'm just doing this because it's a deal.

      Post your name in the comments below and:

      1. I'll respond with something random about you.
      2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
      3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
      4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me, if possible.
      5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
      6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
      7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
      8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
      9. I'll tell you my least favorite thing about you.
      10. If you leave your name, you must post this in a journal.

      Don't be angry if I don't get around to doing this.

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  • Comments (237)

    • f3licks

      9 years ago

      Nope, we lost in the bid round.

    • f3licks

      9 years ago

      They conceded the net benefit to Offsets, but according to our stupid judge, 'there was no risk of a link', even though they didn't make that argument.

    • f3licks

      9 years ago

      smiley7.gif
      That sucks.

    • f3licks

      9 years ago

      Maybe you'll finally be as tall as me


      Fuck you too. smiley8.gif

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      Cool, thanks.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      It's pretty different.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      Wait, you can see them too?

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      0% if you're trolling.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      6 hours or so.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      Yeah, OK.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      I won't answer if you just put up a list of names.
      Be a detective.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      Yes.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      No.

      Thanks for playing.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      Figure it out. smiley8.gif

      The first one isn't very long.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      Not good ones.

    • HobbitSkater

      10 years ago

      Hey check out Deathnote groups news.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      No, the point of the journal was to get more people to troll that group.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      You're right.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      Wrong.
      Fail.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      Who do you think it is?

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      If I can.
      I work from 3-9 tomorrow, and have a Memorial Picnic to go to on Monday.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      This is a very recent generation.
      It will be a while.

    • coryq93

      10 years ago

      hey wanna vs me in brawl?????

      0645-9937-1811

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      This is the next generation.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      It's 16 GB and about $300.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      Don't we go kind of out of the way for you?

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      It was only decided by the time we were at Snelling and Hartford.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      The ABC player still has the last 3 episodes.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      Cool.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      You should, it's pretty awesome.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      Very cool.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      I have that effect on people. smiley8.gif

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      A story.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      That makes more sense.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      I've heard some of their stuff before.
      It's pretty good.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      It was. . . alright.

      I don't POS's style is very good, and his lyrics aren't great either.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      I need to get it at some point.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      Yeah, I think A Tiger Dancing is my favorite album, closely followed by Small Steps.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      I share food and drinks with a lot of people.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      I seriously doubt the deadline will actually be tomorrow, but the sooner you get it in, the better.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      Wait, really?
      Thanks!

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      It always does.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      I'll just fire my lazor.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      My cartwheel skills are unmatched.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      You and Hannah are the outliers, then. smiley1.gif

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      Off the top of my head.
      I think it's a broad enough one, but still gives a starting point.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      I'd be happy to.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      That sounds really fun, you should get to work. smiley1.gif

      Well, a Gift Sponsorship is one of the nicest things you can do for someone on RT, and it's worked as a motivator before.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      Bitch, please.
      Being a Sponsor is awesome. smiley0.gif

      Really?
      That's cool, what's the idea?

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      smiley0.gif

      Well, the I'll have to think up a theme, but only if enough people are interested.

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