1nF3Rn0

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from Oakhurst, CA

  • Activity

    • Fuck

      13 years ago

      1nF3Rn0

      Well, not getting the mini this weekend. The BBK i ordered is sold out in the US. You know where i need to get it? Canada! So now i have to wait till next wednesday for the instilation. That means i probably wont go down till next weekend. The only good news is that i then have 2 days in LA to strut about and brag and party :) Fun :)

    • Last MINI Update till Delivery

      13 years ago

      1nF3Rn0

      Well, my mini is at the dealer. I talked with Freddie (my Motoring Advisor (a sales rep (MINI cant call them that for some reason...))) and the car is coming into the dealer tommorow. Then the process of installing all my dealer mods begins. I have the JCW Big Brake Kit, JCW Sport Suspension, AUX Input, and Alarm set for instilation. Final cost of car: $32,000 and change. Im planning to take delivery of it this sunday :)

    • Back!

      13 years ago

      1nF3Rn0

      Well, Infineon was a blast! The school was rudamentary, but i learned a hell of alot. I was taught theiry of vehicle dynamics and braking and cornering and evergency evasion technique. Very fun! And then, we closed the day with an auto X race and a lap around the track :)

      And my dad bought me a pair of Sparco Racing Gloves and a book ("Motoring") which is all about how to puck the MINI to its limits on the track or autoX course :)

      MINI Update: AT the Distribution Center
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    • High Speed Driving School!

      13 years ago

      1nF3Rn0

      Part of my 18th birthday was a seat in the Jim Russel Racing School at Infineon Raceway :) Tommorow i leave for Sonoma and on saturday i race! Wish me luck :)

    • Finally! Pics of the condo!

      13 years ago

      1nF3Rn0

      Well, I just downloaded the pics off my camera. So, here it is!

      Out side
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      Living Room
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      Kitchen
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      Bedroom (mine...)
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      Office Type Thingy...
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      Bathroom (there are 3, but this is the one for my bedroom...)
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      The view
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    • Top 30 Chuck Norris facts.

      13 years ago

      1nF3Rn0

      Borrowed this from a friend on another forum. Fucking hillarious.

      1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

      2. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

      3. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

      4. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

      5. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

      6. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

      7. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

      8. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

      9. The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

      10. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

      11. Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No fat Chicks.

      12. When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

      13. Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

      14. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

      15. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

      16. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

      17. Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and shit on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris.

      18. Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

      19. Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong.

      20. Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.

      21. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

      22. Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the shit out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill.

      23. Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.

      24. Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.

      25. One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.

      26. Chuck Norris punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change.

      27. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

      28. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".

      29. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

      30. Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks them in the face

    • Well, fantastic... (sarcasm...)

      13 years ago

      1nF3Rn0

      I got a letter from Selective Services today. Lucky me! Not only can i smoke and buy porn and lottery tickets, but i can also get drafted into the army! Now, i realize that everybody forever has got to do this, but it still irks me.

      I rarley rant of such things as politics, but i am going to this time.

      We are in a time of uncertainty. Our nation is devided between thoes blindly following their president and thoes who arent. We are in a dead end war with no exit plan and we just hit 2000 dead men in Iraq. This war is beginning to feel like Vietnam. Worst of all, our president (who seems to lack a clear vision on what to do) has 3 years to go in office.

      This is the exact period of time i turn 18. I now have an 8 year window to pray that no war hits, or else i will be forced to crash my motorcycle and blow my knee out, and that aint fun. I hate this bullshit. O well... I've adopted a view on life where I care about stuff, but i wont let it make me too mad unless it is worth the energy to express the anger. This is as bad as my anger is gona get and i probably wont talk about it again... (unless i get drafted) in which case, many of you will probably be in a similar boat...

      Well, lets all cross our fingers nobody fucks up world politics for the next 8 years...

    • Yay!

      13 years ago

      1nF3Rn0

      Its my Birthday!

    • Wohoo!

      13 years ago

      1nF3Rn0

      Guess what is happening on Saturday?

      Its my birthday!!!!!

    • Im home journal...

      13 years ago

      1nF3Rn0

      Alot of news from the trip!

      smiley9.gif The Mini is on the ship! It will arive in LA mid November and i should pick it up in Late november.

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      smiley9.gif I have a shitload of comments, messages, and watchlists to check on :(

      smiley9.gif I have confirmed Michigan to be my first choice. I love it there.

      smiley9.gif The Weezer/Foo Fighters Concert fucking rocked! It was great and lasted 4 and a half hours! Fucking great. And it turns out thet i was staying in the same hotel as Weezer was!

      smiley9.gif This is probably the biggest news, and one i will dedicate an entire journal to. While i was in michigan, i found a beautiful 3 story condo. My parents bought it for me!!! It is so fucking cool! It has a 2 car garage and 2 bedrooms and 2.5 baths! It also came furnished with more than $10k in designer furnature, the least of which includes a 32" Sony Vega HDTV! Im so fucking excited!!!!

      smiley9.gif My House in Malibu sold!

  • Comments (770)

    • 1nF3Rn0

      14 years ago

      yay!

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      14 years ago

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    • jd_demon

      14 years ago

      : ) feel little less stupid now. hey look a puma.

    • 1nF3Rn0

      14 years ago

      sure. go to the forum and using the search bar, type in "character names". That should do the trick. I hope that helped :)

    • jd_demon

      14 years ago

      i'm new. help. my brother got me into red vs blue and i am a bit lost..... i hate to sound like the typical girl without a clue but i just need to kno the names of all the characters etc... can u help?

    • 1nF3Rn0

      14 years ago

      that took some effort :O

    • DarKNecross

      14 years ago

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    • 1nF3Rn0

      14 years ago

      shields back up :)

    • MyRideIsTex

      14 years ago

      ZAP!

    • MyRideIsTex

      14 years ago

      darn.

    • MyRideIsTex

      14 years ago

      awaits.

    • 1nF3Rn0

      14 years ago

      sure.drop your friend shield

    • MyRideIsTex

      14 years ago

      nvm, both?

    • MyRideIsTex

      14 years ago

      i wish to befuddle u, i mean befriend.

    • 1nF3Rn0

      14 years ago

      waaaa. please?

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      14 years ago

      NO MORE 4 U

    • DarKNecross

      14 years ago

      Damn you, Scuba Steve!

    • _Cab_45

      14 years ago

      Web Master, Web Designer, Manager

      w3rd up yo.

    • 1nF3Rn0

      14 years ago

      hehe. you suck :P

    • _Cab_45

      14 years ago

      oh yeah?! well i'm like user number 50023! beat that! oh....wait. >_<

    • 1nF3Rn0

      14 years ago

      hi...

    • abby101

      14 years ago

      hi

    • 1nF3Rn0

      14 years ago

      Thanks man! preciate it :)

    • astrix

      14 years ago

      heh looks like i got you up a level

    • 1nF3Rn0

      14 years ago

      thanks

    • xiaoxiao

      14 years ago

      nice tastes in movies and stuff NICE

    • 1nF3Rn0

      14 years ago

      right...

    • danrvb

      14 years ago

      yes i am witty. u r not

    • JohnChief

      14 years ago

      Did someone say they have a friend who likes burning stuff?

      my friend dragontamer_902 is always setting crap on fire.....ever herd of the fire of London...yep it was him, don't ask how!!!

      BTW CAD is the best web comic ever. GO ETHAN WOOOOOOOOT!

      sorry.

    • invisiblepen

      14 years ago

      You just tagged. Go here for the rules.

    • TheSwmnCello

      14 years ago

      Tag, you're it!

    • 1nF3Rn0

      14 years ago

      glad you liked it

    • booyaa

      14 years ago

      saw Shades of Grey...
      funny as hell...

    • 1nF3Rn0

      14 years ago

      amen brother!

    • TUNNELRAT

      14 years ago

      Everyone should watch Shades Of Gray.

    • 1nF3Rn0

      14 years ago

      that would be an understatement. They are my favorite car.

    • AshbornAngel

      14 years ago

      so im assuming you like/ have minis?

    • 1nF3Rn0

      14 years ago

      what are you talking baout? i havent deleted any of yours...

      now your just making stuff up

    • Spade_Sniper

      14 years ago

      u erased mine to that means your gay if i am. hahahaha fag

    • 1nF3Rn0

      14 years ago

      lol. the difference, i dont care what you say. so here your comment stays! forever! and as far as having a life, im just killing time before a date, so go fuck yourself, besides, this is just for fun. And dont even get me thinking about spamming. I could have your comments filled to 100 pages in an hour. kudos fucker

    • Spade_Sniper

      14 years ago

      dude u have no life all u do is send comments saying the same thing try turning off your computer and going out side and get a fucking life you fucking spammer!

    • 1nF3Rn0

      14 years ago

      fucking hot

    • AryaStark

      14 years ago

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    • 1nF3Rn0

      14 years ago

      and you wont have much luck if you double post in my comments anymore

    • brutebasher7

      14 years ago

      im jus lookin for more people to play live with

    • brutebasher7

      14 years ago

      im jus lookin for more people to play live with

    • brutebasher7

      14 years ago

      i agree

    • brutebasher7

      14 years ago

      i agree

    • 1nF3Rn0

      14 years ago

      il let you in on a little secret. They may be small, but they are insanely fast.

    • chikachick

      14 years ago

      you really like minis don't you? bet it's nice having something that small...easier to parallel (sp?) park...

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