2lazy2cair

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    • weard al christmas

      12 years ago

      2lazy2cair

      if you can name this cristmas jingle the I will givo 7 mod points
      Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
      For the good gentle girls and the good Gentle boys
      When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
      Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
      From his beard to his boots he was covered WITH ammo
      Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
      And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
      "Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

      The night Santa went crazy
      The night Saint Nick went insane
      Realized he'd been getting the raw deal
      Something finally must've snapped in his brain

      Well the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
      Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
      And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
      And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
      He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
      And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
      Then he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
      Then he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"

      The night Santa went crazy
      The night Kris Kringle went nuts
      Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
      Without stepping in reindeer guts

      There's the National Guard and the FBI
      There's a van from the Eyewitness News
      And helicopters circling 'round in the sky
      Now the bullets are flying the body count's rising
      And everyone’s dying to know -oh Santa, why?
      My, my, my, my, my, my - you used to be such a jolly guy.

      Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time
      In a Federal prison for his infamous crime
      Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears
      He'll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years.

      (Alternate verse used in concert)
      Yes, Virginia, now Santa Claus is dead
      A guy from the SWAT team blew a hole through his head
      Yes, little friend, that's his brains on the floor
      Guess you won't have the fat guy to kick around anymore

      But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
      And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
      And they say Mrs. Claus she's on the phone every night
      With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights
      (They talk about)

      The night Santa went crazy
      The night Saint Nicholas flipped
      Broke his back for some milk and cookies
      sounds to me like he was kinda getting gypped

      Wo, The night Santa went crazy
      The night Saint Nick went insane
      Realized he'd been getting the raw deal
      Something finally must've snapped in his brain
      Wo, Something finally must've snapped in his brain
      Tell ya something finally must've snapped in his brain.

    • favorite raper

      12 years ago

      2lazy2cair

      Wich raper do you like
      1.coolio http://youtube.com/watch?v=GGByDibk0X0
      2.Jay-zhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=FNz_ZoWLFt0
      the 100 person will get 10 mod points but you half go give you answer.

    • Name That song

      12 years ago

      2lazy2cair

      singer:Coolio
      As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death.
      I take a look of my life, and realise there's noting left.
      'Cuz I've been brassin' and laughing so long that.
      Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone.
      But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it.
      Me be treated like a punk, you now that's unheard of.
      You'd better watch how you're talking and were you walking .
      Or you and your homie mith be lined in chalk.
      I really hate to trip but I gotta lope.
      As they croak I see myself in the pistol smoke, FOOL.
      I'm the kind of g that little homies wanna be.
      Like on my knees in the night sayin prayers in the street light.

      Bin spending most their lifes livin in a Gangster's Paradise.
      Bin spending most their lifes livin in a Gangster's Paradise.
      Keep spending most our lifes livin in a Gangster's Paradise.
      Keep spending most our lifes livin in a Gangster's Paradise.

      The Ghetto situation they got me facein'.
      I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the street. (or strip)
      So I gotta be down wit the hood team.
      Too much television watching got me chasing dreams.
      I'm a educated fool wit money on my mind.
      Got my ten in my hand and the glim in my eye.
      I'm a loped out gangster set trippin banger.
      And my homies is down so don't arouse my anger, FOOL.
      Death ain't notin but a heartbeat away.
      I'm livin life do or die, what can I say.
      I'm 23 now but will I live to see 24.
      The way things is going I don't know.

      Tell me why are we so blind to see.
      That the one's we hurt are you and me.

      (chorus)

      Power and the money, money and the power.
      Minute after minute, hour after hour.
      Everybody's running but half of them ain't looking.
      What's going on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cooking.
      They say I got to learn, but nobody's here to teach me.
      If they can't understand, how can they reach me.
      I guess they can't.
      I guess they won't.
      I guess they front.
      That's why I know my life is out of luck, FOOL.

      (chorus)
      (LV chorus x2)

    • NAME THAT SONG!!!!!!!!!!

      12 years ago

      2lazy2cair

      I am going to play a game and what will happen is that I will play a weird al song and if you can name what band/singer then name the song al is making fun at I will give te person how gives the correct anwer will get 25 mod points.
      RULES: you can only anwer once
      http://youtube.com/watch?v=0IDzsdDvsKE

    • good things always has to go bad

      12 years ago

      2lazy2cair

      Befor I went to the hospital My parents and I got a X-box 360 but dru has to ruen the fun whith his anger problem because he sucks at games. so now my hole dy sucks because of him

    • numb/encore/dr dre

      12 years ago

      2lazy2cair

      do you think eminem,linkin park, and Jay-z would make a good remix if they are together befor you make you choice look at this.


      youtube.com/watch?v=LJUg0mauQus&mode=related&search=

    • NO Santa!!!!

      12 years ago

      2lazy2cair

      how long did it take you to realize that there is no santa. for me it was when I was three years old. But it is still fun to belive also I have a littler sister so I have to pretend any way.

    • Jet Le's last movie?

      12 years ago

      2lazy2cair

      Jet Le is making one more movie and it is not what every body thinks he is making a movie whith Jackie Chan and it is called the Monkey king.

    • WHAT THE HELL

      12 years ago

      2lazy2cair

      that was a big twist grif's sister is colored blined and I new she was supose to be there for the blue but how long dose it take for blue comand to know that someone is dead.

      also WHAT THE HELL IS GIRLY LAPS!

    • Thenks Giving

      12 years ago

      2lazy2cair

      thanksgiving is now suck at my house all thans to my moms teper like all the other holledays. how about every one els.

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  • Comments (728)

    • Peachez_07

      12 years ago

      i hope so is someone ahead of me

    • Kimi_cat

      12 years ago

      lol cool

    • Kimi_cat

      12 years ago

      mine was okay, and yours?

    • Kimi_cat

      12 years ago

      hehe, thats good :P

    • Peachez_07

      12 years ago

      HEY WOULD U VOTE FOR ME PLZ IF SO HERE IS THE LINK rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/profile.php?uid=440138 AND GO TO THE JOURNAL CONTEST 1

    • m_funk_y

      12 years ago

      EXACTLY

    • church831

      12 years ago

      i guess

    • church831

      12 years ago

      huh sucks to be you

    • Peachez_07

      12 years ago

      HEY I FIGURED I SHOULD ADD U SINCE WE ARE IN THE FRUIT SQUAD TOGETHER

    • church831

      12 years ago

      the grey psy ops, in other words GPO black

    • church831

      12 years ago

      dude why do you only have 23 friends

    • Kimi_cat

      12 years ago

      i dont know

    • m_funk_y

      12 years ago

      2 words:
      Video Games

      Post edited 1/14/07 7:12PM

    • Kimi_cat

      12 years ago

      hehe

    • Kimi_cat

      12 years ago

      yes

    • Kimi_cat

      12 years ago

      lol, that would be cool :P

    • church831

      12 years ago

      your in the fruit squad

    • Kimi_cat

      12 years ago

      lol :D

    • church831

      12 years ago

      do you want in the clan

    • church831

      12 years ago

      wat, and did you see the end of the world comment

    • Kimi_cat

      12 years ago

      definitly Jesus, hes on a cloud, obviously hed win :P

    • church831

      12 years ago

      srry wrong person, for the comment below, anyway, i think that, somthing bigassed will happen like terrist or somthing, then we'll go into an war, a nuclear war, soon theres bombs and missles, planes andaircraft shooting each other, then the worlds will go low on men and women, so the leaders will take all the women and start raping thm to make more baby, every single girl, including the teens 14 and higher, then after all that has happened we, the united states, will get pissed off and start nuecking all the opposing contries, thatr wll trigger all the volcanoes to erupt, and take california and all the other states that ghas a ass load of volcanoes, will be wiped off the earth, with all the caos everyone left alive will start terring at each other, and then when everyone is dead, the few who ran underground will arise and create a new generations of human beings, that will go extinct becuase they would have lost there minds due to all the violence! NOW ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY!

    • church831

      12 years ago

      so um we broke up

    • church831

      12 years ago

      srry

    • church831

      12 years ago

      honostly i cant tell you, it would disturb you.

    • church831

      12 years ago

      seriously im fine

    • m_funk_y

      12 years ago

      ninja, because he will slice his fat write open with the sword...

    • Elite59

      12 years ago

      ok ur in ghost squad solider pics in my image section

    • church831

      12 years ago

      sweet!

    • church831

      12 years ago

      hey hows the world end?

    • m_funk_y

      12 years ago

      its called a seefood diet


      you see food and you eat it

    • m_funk_y

      12 years ago

      wow, great job tim

    • m_funk_y

      12 years ago

      im back, and i gained 200 pounds

    • m_funk_y

      12 years ago

      my thoughts exactly....

    • m_funk_y

      12 years ago

      im about to go to McDonalds and get fatter than that fat guy in the guiness book of world records.

    • Elite59

      12 years ago

      wat squad u wanna be in?

    • church831

      12 years ago

      yea sort of

    • Kimi_cat

      12 years ago

      lol yeah that would be cool

    • Kimi_cat

      12 years ago

      lol, ill take that as a compliment :P

    • Kimi_cat

      12 years ago

      well yes i suppose that as well... but that was just a list i made up when i was writing the journal, of people who dont like me, and i dont like them back i suppose

    • Flub

      12 years ago

      yes

    • Kimi_cat

      12 years ago

      yay faces O_o

    • Train

      12 years ago

      its goin gewd

    • Train

      12 years ago

      thats kinda weird

    • Kimi_cat

      12 years ago

      not too bad, how about you?

    • m_funk_y

      12 years ago

      eza4s5d

    • m_funk_y

      12 years ago

      i saw

    • iCrap

      12 years ago

      im not making fun of you or anything, but:
      My brother Train had more friends than you when he started out
      and by the way, who were those 2 friends?

    • iCrap

      12 years ago

      why? how many friends did you have when you started?

    • m_funk_y

      12 years ago

      stfu

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