793041002

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from Calgary, Alberta, Canada

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    • Third times the charm...

      10 years ago

      793041002

      well, i had yet another trip to the hospital yesterday thanks to my left knee cap dislocating for the second time ( third time ive had my knee dislocated.) during a game of European hand ball.

      this is roughly how it went:

      my team had just scored and so i was up by the other teams goal so i turned around to head back to my side of the field when a young Chinese girl that barley can speak English (a friend brought her along, nice women,) decided to run and dive at the ball that was rolling past me (apparently she didn't know how to play the game very well...) . she hit me in my side, i twisted around, my knee popped out, and i crumpled to the ground clutching my knee and telling someone to go to the nearby school ( my old high school actually) and to go and get the sports medicine teacher there and to call an ambulance over... and so, needless to say they got here pretty damn quick ( like 5 minutes later, when the first time my knee went on vacation it took them over an hour!) and so they give me 50 CCs of morphine ( that did nothing at all. Thank you modern medicine) and eventually after about 15 minutes of pure unrelenting pain from them having to move me onto to stretcher, gave me laughing gas ( didnt make me even giggle...) and told me to just keep sucking on it to get more, needless to say i had more gas in me then blood. so anyway after 3 hours in the hospital, they got my knee back in, gave me a big ass splint, on my leg and a pair of crutches.

      its always fun to dislocate your knees, just make sure you have PLENTY of giggle gas on hand if you do. trust me. You'll need it.

    • its Official

      10 years ago

      793041002

      im an official Jay Naylor junkie... i discovered this wonderful web artist because of a few people here on RT, yes thats right, RT causes people to become addicts... i regret nothing.


      for those of you who dont know who Jay Naylor is, hes a webcomic artist of Better Days, and New Worlds web series, heres a linky to show what the fuck im talking about ( guarantee no one will actually look at it so oh well...)

      Better Days- www.jaynaylor.com/betterdays/
      New Worlds - www.jaynaylor.com/nwcomic/

      if you read the first chapter of either youll be happy addict like me.

      YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

    • .... PISSED.

      10 years ago

      793041002

      recently ive been taking interest in a large plot (a good 4 acres large) of land only a kilometer or two away from me right next to a large grocery store, a small shopping center, a high school, and right next to a catholic church ( and the church owns that lot) and is right in the middle of a alot of houses, also this lot has been there since i can remember, now thats 16 plus years of just sitting there so i figure that it would be great to buy that lot and put up a office building so people dont have to go all the way down town and rent out the office spaces, now my brother owns and sells realestate, apartments and things of that sort so i figured it would be right up his alley, so i ask him to look into it, gave him the address, gave him the church numbers and everything and he said he would look into it when he got the chance, so i left him to his work figuring hed get it all sorted out, now that was three weeks ago, and ive called him practically everynight for the past two weeks wondering about that info, now hes been busy i understand that but i meen, come on, three weeks later and i still hadnt got that info, now thats not what i was pissed about, earlier today i had to go and pick up something over at the grocery store right next to that lot, now when i drive by i look at the lot and notice the top layer of topsoil has been taken off and a few construction vehicles are working away, now you can imagine my reaction. i go and talk to one of the guys and he says that a local company bought and started the construction only 2 days ago. I AM PISSED.

      so... how do you think i should talk to my deerest bro?

      slow and steady?

      or the more fun and interesting

      fast, painful, lots of screaming and crying like a baby and complete loss of dignity on my part kind of talk.

      still fucking pissed.

    • hmm...

      10 years ago

      793041002

      well since i know no one actually read these damn things i dont know why i even bother posting this but alas i am...


      first, for those who are actually reading this part, thank you, you just made my pride go up one ioda ( i know i spelled that wrong, sue me)

      second, i'm considering going on a road trip over to Hamilton, Ontario to visit a very good friend of mine that i havn't seen in years,

      but the only thing about that is that to drive there it would take at least a week to get there by car,

      now theres two reasons i want to drive there one is because i dont want to spend hundreds of dollars on flights when id rather travel across canada ( and parts of america) so i can spend thousands of dollars on gas! ( ill probably wait till it goes down a few pegs till i leave)

      and second because my friend has this thing about planes ( like the last time her parents tried to get her to board one she had a bit of a "scene" to put it lightly) so i was thinking that id surprise her ( shes been wanting to get away for a while) and drive up there and me and her will go around canada for a little bit before we get back,

      if anyones reading this what do you think?

    • Video Games and books for sale

      10 years ago

      793041002

      i have some video games for sale right now just trying to clear out some room for new ones, and there all Xbox 360 games FYI, so heres the list:

      Beautiful Katamari

      PGR 3

      The Godfather

      Hitman: Blood Money

      Stranglehold

      Kameo: Elements of Power

      Saints Row

      Viva Pinata

      Battlefield 2 Modern Combat

      Transformers the game

      Call of Duty 2

      Just Cuase

      there all in great condition ( only have had one play through at most) and heres a pic

      DSCN8668.jpg

      if anyones interested just message me and we can discuss prices or just comment on this or email me at seandrybrough@hotmail.com

    • well well well...

      11 years ago

      793041002

      ... you know i havnt written a journal on here for probably a good month and a half, but its not like anyone ever reads my journals lol there always filled with either bad quotes, or some story or another, oh well well if anyone actually reads this thing make sure you comment so i can see who actually gives a damn about this thing lol

      till then

      ciao ciao

    • Rap

      11 years ago

      793041002

      now i have received alot of heat from a couple guys over a recent post i posted a couple weeks back in a picture promoting rap, now me ( and if you know me in real life youll nderstand why) i hate rap with a firey passion, and so i posted something ( And sorry but i dot remember the exact words) said something to the phrase, Rap Sucks, Cant spell Crap without Rap, R.A.P. Retards Attempting Poetry, and so on so forth, now i hate rap becuase of the way its influenced both our culture and more importantly young children (And yes i know not ALL rap is bad but still 99.99999999%....) its corrupted a whole generations of kids into thinking there "ganster" only to lead them to a dead end at a gang shooting, doing drugs, treating women like crap, carrying guns, and ect. Rap is the only Genre of music thats actualyl increased how many guns people carry. i also hate these rap artists that have more bullet holese then brain cells. dont bother me about my views becuase if you do then you are no better then me saying all this, now i know people have free will and they have there own tastes and such, mine is simply not for rap, dont try to convert me into carrying a pistol and listening to rap allright? there my own veiws and ill preach them how ever i want. thank you.

    • Yeeha

      11 years ago

      793041002

      wel i just got back from the greatest outdoor show on earth, yes thats right the Calgary Stampede.

      the Stampede is held one once a year for roughly a week here, and for those who havnt heard about it and live under a rock buried 16 feet below the crust of the earth, becuase while i was there with my family, i met a few people, ad the thing about it is, well there from Yemen. and for those who dont know where Yemen is, ill show you here :

      world_Yemen_map.jpg

      yes its that famous, WORLD FAMOUS.

      well i went to a barn party ( a party inside a barn with booze, dancing, booze, and horses ((live full sized race horses)) ) and that was alot of fun, after that we (me and family) went over to watch the chuck races (races of four chuck wagons, pulled by four horses along with 4 outriders with each team) and there was a appearence by Miss Canada International there ( famous model ((think miss america pagent but more north)) between the races, and there were nine chuck races, that was alot of fun as well, then we went to the grandstand show, ( a huge show with all kinds of incredible displays of pyrotechnics, dancing and all that) and then we watched the fire works and went home happy as can be and it was alot of fun, if youve never been to the stampede ( and dont mind the smell of horse shit neer the barns) then i suggest you go sometime before you die!

      heres the link to the official website if you want to learn more,

      calgarystampede.com/

      Calgary_Stampede_one2.jpg
      chuck-wagon-race_420.jpg

    • you know what?

      11 years ago

      793041002

      i havnt done my monthly quotes in a while, so here they are and for added kick they will all be in honor of the Late george carlin,

      Always do whatever's next.
      George Carlin

      At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
      George Carlin

      Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
      George Carlin

      By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
      George Carlin

      Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
      George Carlin

      Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
      George Carlin

      Electricity is really just organized lightning.
      George Carlin

      Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
      George Carlin

      Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
      George Carlin

      Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
      George Carlin

      "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
      George Carlin

      I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
      George Carlin

      I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
      George Carlin

      I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.
      George Carlin

      I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
      George Carlin

      I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
      George Carlin

      I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
      George Carlin

      I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
      George Carlin

      I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
      George Carlin

      I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
      George Carlin

      I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
      George Carlin

      If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter.
      George Carlin

      If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
      George Carlin

      If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
      George Carlin

      If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
      George Carlin

      In comic strips, the person on the right always speaks first.
      George Carlin

      Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
      George Carlin

      Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
      George Carlin

      May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
      George Carlin

      Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
      George Carlin

      Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
      George Carlin

      One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
      George Carlin

      One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
      George Carlin

      People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.
      George Carlin

      Religion is just mind control.
      George Carlin

      Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
      George Carlin

      Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.
      George Carlin

      The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
      George Carlin

      The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
      George Carlin

      The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
      George Carlin

      The status quo sucks.
      George Carlin

      The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
      George Carlin

      There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
      George Carlin

      There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
      George Carlin

      Think off-center.
      George Carlin

      Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
      George Carlin

      Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
      George Carlin

      What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
      George Carlin

      When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
      George Carlin

      When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
      George Carlin

      When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
      George Carlin

      You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
      George Carlin

      You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Less Texans.

      georgecarlinrip.jpg
      May 12 1937- June 22 2008

    • R.I.P Georgy boy

      11 years ago

      793041002

      i have watched the news here for a good couple years now and read the paper aswell, and in the last few days i had not heard that the great comedian, George Carlin, has passed away!

      George Carlin had passed away on june 22nd 2008, i grew up with his comedy in my life, me and my dad use to watch his acts for hours and had even attended a couple of his acts in person and even one when my mom wa s pregnant with me, and he was one of my greatest idols growing up and people say that i got my sense of humor from him ( well him and robin williams, and Ron james) so he will be sorely missed in my family, rest in peace man, you will be missed.


      georgecarlinrip.jpg
      R.I.P. George Carlin (May 12, 1937-June 22, 2008)

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  • Comments (90)

    • KillerQueen4

      10 years ago

      well dont go now, that would be stupid.
      yeah, we have about that amount too.

    • KillerQueen4

      10 years ago

      aha yeah, that would suck.
      we have a 4 door jeep wrangler. lol

    • KillerQueen4

      10 years ago

      but its fun

    • KillerQueen4

      10 years ago

      yes.
      we drove from toronto to B.C. this summer.

    • KillerQueen4

      10 years ago

      then avoid the airport.
      drive.

    • KillerQueen4

      10 years ago

      well dont be fearful, they wont bite...hopefully.
      and if they do, sue 'em.

    • KillerQueen4

      10 years ago

      they can probably smell that your not from toronto

    • KillerQueen4

      10 years ago

      haha.
      i've lived here all my life and i've never even heard of that happening.
      lol.

    • KillerQueen4

      10 years ago

      its really changed in the last little bit. you might think differently now.

    • KillerQueen4

      10 years ago

      gee, thats nice.
      i was in Alberta this year. Drumheller though.

    • KillerQueen4

      10 years ago

      Calgary, eh?
      Toronto.

    • KillerQueen4

      10 years ago

      i learned something today.
      thanks for the comment :)

    • FleetCommand

      10 years ago

      hehe
      i prefer the Cybrans though
      though the UEF commanders do blow up nice smiley0.gif
      love their nukes the most

    • FleetCommand

      10 years ago

      UEF :P

    • IrkenArmy

      10 years ago

      it's a guy you know lol

    • mah_lazors

      10 years ago

      The anime from my motivational poster is Gurren Laggan.

    • Neko_Sama

      10 years ago

      yeah most people think I'm 19-20

    • Elnea FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      I SWEAR I said they were Canadian because they were red, white, and red like the Canadian flag... and my prior Canadian Spartans were in red armor... I never in a zillion years thought anyone would be offended, lol

    • FaintFox

      10 years ago

      man you havent seen anything yet

    • mah_lazors

      10 years ago

      I could see these characters getting raped. That's the sad thing...
      (Pic comment.)

    • u2colin

      11 years ago

      And it only took you 2 months to think this up. Nice.

    • D3vil

      11 years ago

      waste of time, especially after I've looked at your image gallery, I mean honestly, I have 1 fucking picture you've seen alot, you have three I've seen on almost every fucking profile, so stop being a hypochrit, and go bother somebody else.

    • D3vil

      11 years ago

      You may not, but I have, so get a life, and go bother some other person that you think is unoriginal.

    • D3vil

      11 years ago

      this coming from the guy using the "Anit-Noob Security" pic.

    • D3vil

      11 years ago

      fucking dog. K first off I'vehad that picture on my profile for over a year. Secondly go fuck yourself.

    • D3vil

      11 years ago

      K dude first off, I've had t

    • XxcaptainxX

      11 years ago

      ok just wondering and i would have let you have it even if you did so i don't know why i asked so i am sorry

    • XxcaptainxX

      11 years ago

      also calgary is great but i miss when there were under a million people there now it kinda sucks

    • EliteinSkirt

      11 years ago

      Then Rejoice!

    • Wchurchill

      11 years ago

      Not funny man

    • Wchurchill

      11 years ago

      I got a dog

      not a kid

      smiley4.gifsmiley5.gifsmiley4.gif

    • hidef

      11 years ago

      the full extent of your powers will never match those of chuck norris's

    • BloodySparow

      11 years ago

      lol. you obviously don't get it. That's not real hip hop I'm talking about. your grouping it all into one group.

      let me help you

      from deltron 3030

      youtube.com/watch?v=Q7_jbluF0qo

      youtube.com/watch?v=k4jY9S-dcUQ

      youtube.com/watch?v=-ihraCCCrpk

      MF DOOM

      youtube.com/watch?v=cxh4NQ8Fb3g

      youtube.com/watch?v=gJyDe7MA8Tk

      youtube.com/watch?v=zR2BboZeLEw ( alittle skippy in some parts)

      here's the last artist and song
      This is one that a lot of non hip hop characters really can get along with
      youtube.com/watch?v=b1lTjA852RI

      it K-OS

    • BloodySparow

      11 years ago

      for a guy who apparently loves every kind of music there is (I really doubt) your certainly closed minded.

      so when you're throwing CDs in bonfires do you chuck them like a baseball or spin them like a Frisbee?

    • BloodySparow

      11 years ago

      Don't take it out on my images that you've been listening to the wrong stuff.

      I myself don't dig the primal mating calls being put on loop on the air. Saying that's all there is to rap and hip hop is like saying blink 182 and greenday are all there is to punk rock.

      your failing pretty bad right now and filling out the requirements of being a music nazi.

    • GaussCannon

      11 years ago

      LoL. Thats awesome. I was reading your profile and I saw the you making movies on 360, so what games do you make the videos on? I could help.

      Post edited 6/28/08 11:15PM

    • hersheychic

      11 years ago

      ohhhhhh, ok that makes sense


      oh and I guess........lol, I didnt know skiiers did that, lololol

    • hersheychic

      11 years ago

      lol, yeah....wait.......how do u know?

    • hersheychic

      11 years ago

      oh........well........its been there for a while, so meh

      io thi9n most of us were just used to it

      Post edited 6/24/08 6:49PM

    • whtsnk58

      11 years ago

      No I can't....

    • Neko_Sama

      11 years ago

      It's simple.
      DRAGONFORCE
      DISTURBED
      SLIPKNOT

      and a bunch of other bands. That's the mayhem festival smiley12.gif

    • LSF

      11 years ago

      he uses a notebook and knows none of their names, they'd kill him before he could use any type of trick to beat them

    • Noozooroo

      11 years ago

      yah its an actual fact lol when i looked at this i remembered something i saw before and i whipped out my grade 9 science textbook and read about a chinese man in ancient times who was the first rocketman by putting rockets onto his chair and when he lit them it exploded and nothing of his body (not even blood) remained lol so yah its true just not a happy ending


      Yeah, the guy's name was Wan Hu, some sort of government official.

    • arrondock

      11 years ago

      Divert your course, the video
      www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ekt8Nw_7Jeo

    • Ganye

      11 years ago

      Yeah, whatever. Notice how only the people that fit into those categories are getting pissed at it? Everyone else just agrees.

    • super_noob

      11 years ago

      Haha you are right, I am whiter than sour cream, IN THE SNOW!

    • SMGVishnu

      11 years ago

      Indeed....

    • keiichiro

      11 years ago

      Ahh, well math is still love

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