ANW811215

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from Philpot, KY

  • Activity

    • Awww Hell

      8 years ago

      ANW811215

      Its been too long since I was last on, but hey I didn't forget.

    • FML

      9 years ago

      ANW811215

      I think that's pretty self explanatory.

    • Life Isn't Fair

      10 years ago

      ANW811215

      One minute everything is going my way. I feel like nothing is wrong, all of my problems are forgotten, nothing could ever go wrong again. And then it takes a turn for the worse, reminding me that no matter what I'm here on Earth to be miserable.


      I just sincerely hope it's better for everyone else. When you have something good or think you may get something good enough to make you happy, take it, fight for it, and appreciate every minute of it.........it may be the last, and then all that you have is a memory, happy at times, but painful most of the time because it will remind you of what you had but also of what you lost.

    • Rant #58

      10 years ago

      ANW811215

      ...I am just so damn bored all of a sudden
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      blah
      blah
      Wasn't that sooooo interesting?

    • Rant #57

      10 years ago

      ANW811215

      Wow only two more years and there might be 100 rants on here

      I've started to notice that no one gets on here much

      Anyway there isn't really anything new happenin' right now except that I hate my job, even though I got a promotion.

      Oh yeah............. Obama sucks

    • Rant #56

      10 years ago

      ANW811215

      Yet again I had a beautiful turnout on the last poll. (1 vote)
      Man if only the actual election had been like that.


      Who is Jack Schitt? The Lineage Revealed.

      Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt". Now, You can handle the situation.

      Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.

      In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout.

      After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

      Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

      The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

      Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.

    • Rant #55

      10 years ago

      ANW811215

      Gosh I think the website changed some

      So tomorrow is election day

      Who do you want to become the next President?

    • Rant #54

      10 years ago

      ANW811215

      This is 54 of course

      I think Jimmie is gonna win this year guys I can feel it

      Here are 6 smart ass answers for everyone


      SMARTASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

      SMARTASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

      SMARTASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

      SMARTASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

      SMARTASS ANSWER #2 A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, “Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

      SMARTASS ANSWER #1 A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

    • Rant #53

      10 years ago

      ANW811215

      I actually got a Myspace
      I feel all warm inside now
      I feel important

      Not really
      I only got one because people always wonder if I have one and then ask why I dont
      Anyway if you want to look me up you can
      My profile name is the same as this one
      ANW811215

    • Rant #52

      10 years ago

      ANW811215

      So about this Keep It Clean announcement on Bungie.

      What do you guys think it is?

  • About Me

  • Comments (38)

    • Sekai08

      10 years ago

      Why yes it is. It's my first time.... and I'm a Khajiit vampire. HOT DAMN

    • jesus024

      10 years ago

      Thanks for not saying that I was fucked even though I know that I am! But thanks any way!

    • Jaybird FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      I agree with your music too man. and country music is crappy.

    • monkey6922

      11 years ago

      WACA WACA wana hear a funny ass joke

    • monkey6922

      11 years ago

      u mention Lynyrd and not sacoofasis or how ever you spell it?

    • tuttman1234 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Yeah, without online play there isn't much replay.

      Isn't Natalie just the most amazingly hot woman ever?

    • tuttman1234 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Thanks for the add!

      And the comments!

    • J_Manhattan

      11 years ago

      I was really excited to see the Daytona race because it means the start of the season, but the California race was too crazy with all the attempted restarts. I am really looking forward to this weekend's race at Las Vegas. I think both Kyle Busch and Dale Jr. are going to have a really good weekend.

    • J_Manhattan

      11 years ago

      I cannot wait for NASCAR racing to be back. My Sunday's just don't feel right in the off season.

    • J_Manhattan

      11 years ago

      I got to tell you. I just love stock car racing!

      I am in Heaven on Sunday's with NASCAR and Track Pass.

      It was Jeff Gordon who "discovered" Jimmie Johnson and I am so happy to see Jimmie going for three in a row.

    • fenderit

      11 years ago

      hey i made a map based on the zombie psa by rvb its a zombie map with called zombie plans and its gametype is called griff zombies hopen to get some people to try it out u can download it of my file share if you want

      get back to me

      from
      fender it

    • airpirate

      11 years ago

      Here's all I could find

    • Trev92

      11 years ago

      im beating you in karma now
      i won a contest

    • airpirate

      11 years ago

      Your requests

    • airpirate

      11 years ago

      did you want Melissa Miller or Marissa Miller?

    • asianSmirk

      12 years ago

      ~thx~ for the comments.

    • PhoDacBiet

      12 years ago

      *shrugs* Gotta start somewhere, I suppose.

      How long NASCAR has been around is pretty irrelevant, IMHO. It boils down to where one draws the line between basic necessity and "entertainment".

    • PhoDacBiet

      12 years ago

      To Xhyra:

      I wonder how much the average I.Q of America would go up if we outlawed you

      Send you to Mexico or something so you can drive a Dodge Pinto and tell your buddies its because you are worried about preserving fuel


      What is wrong with being worried about our fossil fuel reserves? It IS a legitimate concern, is it not?

    • keiichiro

      12 years ago

      it is fine

    • keiichiro

      12 years ago

      yea

      loser

    • keiichiro

      12 years ago

      I am sorry
      Yea, it does get boring, I check on it here and there to see who is in the lead
      but watching the cars turn left for hours is...boring

    • keiichiro

      12 years ago

      I am sorry your depressed
      I like the cars don't get me wrong
      but watching them go in one loop makes my head spin
      and other sports are the same (basketball, is a ball going from one end ofthe court to another and blah)
      I like Lacrosse or Hockey becuase things aren't always the same
      if you get that

    • Trev92

      12 years ago

      start watching me chance for mods

    • Alpha277

      12 years ago

      You have way too much halo. :P

    • idiot45

      12 years ago

      Hey.

    • keiichiro

      12 years ago

      my break doesn't start til thursday making this day worse

    • keiichiro

      12 years ago

      thanks, I can only hope

    • monkey6922

      12 years ago

      dude u havent been to school in like forever me and ben think your dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • ghalodog

      12 years ago

      gotcha, but i read that in the last issue of motor trend... this months!

    • BATISTA19

      12 years ago

      watch me plz smiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • Caboose11235

      12 years ago

      so you are like doc

    • Caboose11235

      12 years ago

      hey dude can i be your friend

    • piv_church

      12 years ago

      check this out

    • keiichiro

      12 years ago

      yep yep
      same here, I am logged on but not always on...sometimes it will say logged on 5 days ago...because I never logged off....
      so how are you?

    • Trev92

      12 years ago

      ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • rdhfaulk28

      12 years ago

      damn straight, rams rock

    • NightlyRain

      12 years ago

      well thank you

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