AZPE

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    • Have Fun..

      10 years ago

      AZPE

      Yes, more jokes ....
      Bar... Monkey

      A guy walks in to a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. Then he jumps on to the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, and somehow swallows it whole.

      The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey did?"

      The guy says, "No, what?"

      "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!"

      "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for everything."

      The man finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate and leaves.

      Two weeks later, he's in the bar again, and his pet monkey is with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

      "No, what?" replied the guy. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his ass, pulled it out and ate it!" said the bartender.

      "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. He still eats everything in sight but, ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything first."

      When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of heaven, St. Peter wouldn't let him in until he proved his identity.

      Einstein scribbled out a couple of his equations, and was admitted into paradise.

      And when Picasso died, St. Peter asked, "How do I know you're Picasso?"

      Picasso sketched out a couple of his masterpieces. St. Peter was convinced and let him in.

      When George W. Bush died, he went to heaven and met the man at the gates. "How can you prove to me you're George W. Bush?" Saint Peter said.

      Bush replied, "Well heck, I dont know."

      St. Peter says, "Well, Albert Einstein showed me his equations and Picasso drew his famous pictures. What can you do to prove you're George W. Bush?"

      Bush replies, "Who are Albert Einstein and Picasso?"

      St. Peter says, "It must be you, George, c'mon on in."

      Give Him What He Wants

      An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.

      As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!" "Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me that he thinks you're really cute!"

      The Devoted Wife

      A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near him.

      As she sat by him, he said, ''You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?''

      ''What, my dear?'' she asked gently.

      ''I think you bring me bad luck.''

      Family Honor

      A girl was going on her first date and her grandmother gave her some advice:

      “The boy may try to kiss you -- it will feel good, but don't do it. He may try to go up your skirt -- but don't let him. He may try to try to take your clothes off -- but don't do it. He may try to get on top of you -- but don't do it. If you do any of these things, you'll disgrace your family.â€Â

      The girl said she understood and went on her date.

      The girl came home at about 11pm and her grandmother was waiting for her and said, “Well, did you disgrace the family.†“No,†said the girl, “Instead of letting him do those things to me, I did them to him and now it's his family that's disgraced!â€Â

    • Need a laught?

      10 years ago

      AZPE

      Definitions
      The Washington Post asked readers to take any word from the dictionary... alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter... and supply a new definition!

      1) Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

      2) Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

      3) Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

      4) Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

      5) Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

      6) Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

      7) Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

      8) Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.



      Dumbest People Ever?
      - A medical student was working in the toxicology department at the poison control center. A woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. The medical student quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. The student told the mother that she better bring her daughter in to the emergency room right away.

      - Seems that a year ago, some Boeing employees on the work field decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. When they took it for a float on the river, they were quite surprised by a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator that is automatically activated when the raft is inflated. They are no longer employed there.

      - A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture of handcuffs.

      - A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned that there was a car phone in it. The policeman taking the report called the phone and told the guy that answered that he had read the ad in the newspaper and wanted to buy the car. They arranged to meet, and the thief was arrested.



      For The Kids...

      What is the best day of the week to sleep?
      Snooze-day!

      How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb?
      A phew!

      What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
      Buttered host!

      What holds the sun up in the sky?
      Sunbeams!

      What does "Maximum" mean?
      A very big mother!

      What is full of holes but can still hold water?
      A sponge!

      Why is perfume obedient?
      Because it is scent wherever it goes!



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    • The Guys' Rules

      10 years ago

      AZPE

      The Guys' Rules
      At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

      Finally, the guys' side of the story.
      (I must admit, it's pretty good.)
      We always hear "the rules"
      >From the female side.


      Now here are the rules from the male side.
      These are our rules!
      Please note... these are all numbered "1"
      ON PURPOSE!


      1. Men are NOT mind readers.


      1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
      You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
      We need it up, you need it down.
      You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

      1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
      or the changing of the tides.
      Let it be.

      1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
      And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

      1. Crying is blackmail.

      1. Ask for what you want.
      Let us be clear on this one:
      Subtle hints do not work!
      Strong hints do not work!
      Obvious hints do not work!
      Just say it!

      1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

      1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what wedo.
      Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

      1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.

      1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
      In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

      1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

      1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
      Don't ask us.

      1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one

      1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.
      Not both.
      If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

      1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

      1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

      1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
      Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

      1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
      We do that.

      1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
      We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.

      1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

      1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

      1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
      or golf.

      1. You have enough clothes.

      1. You have too many shoes.

      1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

      1. Thank you for reading this.
      Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

      But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.



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    • Birthday

      10 years ago

      AZPE

      30
      ............
      Not that bad......

    • I NEED SEX!!!!

      11 years ago

      AZPE



      Quickies

      Q. What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl?

      A. The Dallas Cowboys

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      3 Chinese friends, Bu, Cu and Fu went to America. They decided to americanize their names.

      Bu became Buck, Cu became Chuck and Fu went back to China.

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      Q: What do poker and sex have in common?

      A: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

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      Q. Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

      A. Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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      Q. Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

      A. She couldn't find the 10 key.

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      Q: How do you know when a man's planning for the future?

      A: He buys TWO cases of beer

      [color=blue]You Are Destined to Rule the World [/color]
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      You have the makings of a very evil dictator...
      Which is both kind of cool and kind of scary!
      Will you rule the world? Maybe. Maybe not.
      But at least you know that you could.


      Are You Destined For World Domination?

      Four-year olds

      Ever notice how a 4 year old's voice is louder than 200 adult voices?

      Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., I found my two children in bed with my wife, Karey, apparently scared by the loud storm. I resigned myself to sleep in the guest bedroom that night. The next day, I talked to the children, and explained that it was O.K. to sleep with Mom when the storm was bad,
      but when I was expected home, please don't sleep with Mom that night. They said OK.

      After my next trip several weeks later, Karey and the children picked me up in the terminal at the appointed time.

      Since the plane was late, everyone had come into the terminal to wait for my plane's arrival, along with hundreds of other folks waiting for their arriving passengers. As I entered the waiting area, my son saw me, and came running shouting, "Hi, Dad! I've got some good news!"

      I said loudly, "What's the good news?"

      "Nobody slept with Mommy while you were away this time!" Alex shouted. The airport!became very quiet, as everyone in the waiting area looked at Alex, then turned to me, and then searched the rest of the area to see if they could figure out exactly who his Mom was.
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      An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her then 4 yr. old daughter.

      On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. 'Be still, my heart,' thought my friend, 'my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!' Then the child spoke into the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"
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      A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say,"I'm Jane Sugarbrown."

      The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?"

      She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."
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      A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"

      Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."

      The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"
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      A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

      One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
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      At the beginning of a children's sermon, one girl came up to the altar wearing a beautiful dress. As the children were sitting down around the pastor, he leaned over and said to the girl, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter dress?"

      The girl replied almost directly into the pastor's clip-on mike, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron."
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      I saved the best for last:
      A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin."

      She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get tits too."

    • I love this comic!!

      11 years ago

      AZPE

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      I need a friend like that.

    • VIOLENCE MAN WILL BE BACK!!!

      11 years ago

      AZPE

      I hope you all got nice things for Chrismas, I got to many sweater s and not enough video games...
      Mindless Facts

      A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.

      A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

      A snail can sleep for three years.

      All Polar bears are left-handed.

      American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

      Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

      An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

      Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

      Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

      Butterflies taste with their feet.

      Cat's urine glows under a black light.

      China has more English speakers than the United States.

      Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

      Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

      Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

      If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.

      If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

      If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

      If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

      If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

      In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

      Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

      Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

      Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

      No word in the English language rhymes with month.

      On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

      One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers, they saw it as competition.

      Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

      Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

      Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

      Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

      Starfish haven't got brains.

      Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

      The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

      The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.

      The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

      The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

      The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

      The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

      The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

      The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.

      The sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.

      The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

      The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

      The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

      There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

      TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

      Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

      You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.

      You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

      You share your birthday with at least nine million other people in the world.


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    • To much thanksgiving turkey ....

      11 years ago

      AZPE

      You Are 55% Normal

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      While some of your behavior is quite normal...
      Other things you do are downright strange
      You've got a little of your freak going on
      But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself .


      How normal are you

      Dont you just love kids... They teste great with Soy Sauce. smiley0.gif
      Good Advice From Kids

      "Never trust a dog to watch your food."
      -- Patrick, age 10

      "When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?'
      Don't answer."
      -- Hannah, age 9

      Never tell your Mom her diet's not working."
      -- Michael, age 14

      "Stay away from prunes."
      -- Randy, age 9

      "Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to."
      -- Emily, age 10

      "When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."
      -- Taylia, age 11

      "Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment."
      -- Traci, age 14

      "A puppy always has bad breath--even after eating a Tic-Tac."
      -- Andrew, age 9

      "Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time."
      -- Kyoyo, age 11

      "You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."
      -- Amir, age 9

      "Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."
      -- Kellie, age 11

      "If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."
      -- Naomi, age 15

      "Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick."
      -- Lauren, age 9

      "Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat."
      -- Joel, age 10

      "When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone."
      -- Alyesha, age 13

      "Never try to baptize a cat."
      -- Eileen, age 8


      Definitions of words by gender...

      THINGY
      Female: Any part under a car's hood.
      Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

      VULNERABLE
      Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
      Male: Playing football without a helmet.

      COMMUNICATION
      Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
      Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.

      BUTT
      Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
      Male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.

      COMMITMENT
      Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
      Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

      ENTERTAINMENT
      Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
      Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.

      FLATULENCE
      Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
      Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

      MAKING LOVE
      Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
      Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

      REMOTE CONTROL
      Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
      Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2&1/2 min.


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    • Yes, I do love U S A

      11 years ago

      AZPE

      Dont get me wrong I like the US, I like going shoping there, and eating, i admirer the armforces.

      But I love Presiden Bush!!!
      Here is why......


      George W. Bush Quotes

      All quotes 100% authentic, and courtesey of George W. Bush.

      "I think we can agree. The past is over."

      "I have learned from mistakes I may or may not have made."

      "It was just inebreating what the Midlands was all about then." (A slip on exhillerating)

      "It's clearly the budget. It has a lot of numbers on it."

      "The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."

      "Will highways on the internet become more few?"

      "Like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself."

      "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning? Laura and I really don't realize just how bright our children is."

      "I was raised in the West. The West of Texas. It's pretty close to California. More so than Washington, D.C. is close to California."

      "I propose that every city have a telephone number 119 -- for dyslexics who have an emergency."

      "There ought to be limits to freedom." Said about parody websites of him.

      "I believe that we are on an irreversible trend toward democracy and more freedom- but that could change."

      "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared.'"

      "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."

      "I have made good judgements in the past. I have made good judgements in the future."

      "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

      "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about, in terms of not having it."

      "We are ready for any unseen event that may or may not occur."

      "For NASA, space is still a high priority."

      "We have a firm committment to NATO; we are a part of NATO. We have a firm committment to Europe; we are a part of Europe."

      "Who is to blame for riots? The rioters are to blame."

      "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

      "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

      "It isn't pollution that's ruining the environment; it's all the impurities in the air and water that's doing it."

      "It's time the human race entered the solar system."



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    • What does your boyfriend give you??

      11 years ago

      AZPE

      Got any ideas on what to give that special lady in your life? smiley12.gif

      Very handy

      A young man called Fergus wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart Ciara as they had not been together for very long and he wanted to surprise her.

      After careful consideration, he decided that a pair of gloves
      would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal.

      Accompanied by his sister he went to the department store and bought a dainty pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself at the same time.

      During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items and the sister got the gloves and Ciara got the panties.

      Without checking the contents Daragh sealed the package (with akiss) and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note:

      Dear Ciara,

      I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening.

      If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove.

      These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair that she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all.

      I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart even though they were a little tight on her.

      She also told me that her pair helps to keep her ring clean and shiny, in fact she had not needed to wash it since she had begun wearing them.

      I wish I were there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.

      When you take them off remember to blow into them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.

      Just think how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.

      I hope that you will wear them for me on Friday night."

      All my love,

      Fergus

      P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.


      When I grow up I am going to be like Violence Man. smiley9.gif


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  • Comments (87)

    • noirakita

      9 years ago

      Yes I'm still alive, and have returned! smiley12.gif

    • noirakita

      10 years ago

      yup, Nanette is my middle name, after my grandmother. you have a problem with it?

    • Halo_Kitty3

      10 years ago

      Nope, no pics of Godzilla. The tour guides said Godzilla was vacationing in Tijuana! XD j/k

    • tehfedaykin

      10 years ago

      she's married and expecting, so no.

    • animecrazy

      10 years ago

      i put some redhead's up on foxy pics group if u want to look

    • SpFx

      10 years ago

      "I´m jealous.....Are you happy now?"

      Yeah, just a little.

    • SpFx

      10 years ago

      9+9= sumthin...
      Hi, just handing out random weird comments to random online people...

    • cml1983 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      thanks for the mod

    • Chino_Star

      10 years ago

      thanks!

    • noirakita

      10 years ago

      yes you are safe.

    • airpirate

      10 years ago

      Now try the free porn link it's worse. smiley8.gif

    • SilentDonkey

      11 years ago

      Thanks smiley0.gif

    • noirakita

      11 years ago

      I can't open the message... smiley2.gif

    • Ephilepson

      11 years ago

      jajaja ta bueno

      I'm not dead ¬¬ or in a party....... I'm working in.... my thesis T___T (plz killme!!!!)

    • airpirate

      11 years ago

      Thanks. +20 to you good man.

    • Ephilepson

      11 years ago

      jejeje sorry I was offline all this time (no internet for me TT__TT I think I lost that contest :S)

    • WHIT3WOLF

      11 years ago

      Well theres some dude that appears in more then a few pictures and its always the same guy. I can only assume.

    • Ephilepson

      11 years ago

      O_O you love elfen lied???? that means you know howilling can be pink color O_O

      sounds great XD

    • LykenZealot FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Awsome! smiley7.gif You like the good or evil side?? Haha

    • Ephilepson

      11 years ago

      hallaca is a traditional food here in vzla only we make it in december and are too delicius XD

      I put a pic of one hallaca O.o (it didn't survive for many time along XD)

    • noirakita

      11 years ago

      Happy New Year to you too!

    • noirakita

      11 years ago

      Merry Christmas!

    • LadyMouse88

      11 years ago

      aww thank you ^_^

    • Cat_Ninjas

      11 years ago

      thanks smiley12.gif

      i will treasure that balloon forever smiley8.gif

    • LadyMouse88

      11 years ago

      thank you very much smiley12.gif

    • J_PopNeo

      11 years ago

      haha, thank you!

    • SgtBuckwheat

      11 years ago

      No, that picture wasn't for a girl. There aren't any girls around here worth impressing. I just did it because I was bored and I wanted to play with rope.

    • Leash FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Thanks for the comment.

    • noirakita

      11 years ago

      hahahha I need to think about it.

    • noirakita

      11 years ago

      hmm...haven't worn any leather yet...

    • noirakita

      11 years ago

      hmmmm...I dunno about anyone...

    • LykenZealot FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Ooooohhhhh..... I so knew that.
      Coolio dude.

    • LykenZealot FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Well actually, thats "FullTimeNerd" but same difference!
      Errg... which ones? I just have the Halloween one.

    • LykenZealot FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      I think every KH fan would want something like this! They most likely do in Japan smiley6.gif

    • LykenZealot FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Geek much?
      Hahaha, just kidding. smiley8.gif

    • noirakita

      11 years ago

      well if you are still learning, you do really well.

    • noirakita

      11 years ago

      hahahaha I have no idea if I have any pics with braces. and even if I did, I rarely open my mouth in pictures.

    • noirakita

      11 years ago

      smiley8.gif me? never.

    • Ephilepson

      11 years ago

      don't worry is better this way was many shoot and death persons :S in a public concert x.x

      de todas maneras eso ya se a vuelto demasiado común en este pais, solo que hay demasiadas cosas calladas gracias a las leyes que andan sacando... y con la nueva reforma si me voy a jod...... y mucho

    • Tomatosoup76

      11 years ago

      What the fuck?

    • Ephilepson

      11 years ago

      y en que me equivoqué que no se entendia lo del journal???? O.o ni cuenta me di x.x

      now we do after you!!!!! deam cereal!!! wer going to eat u!!!! and alive!!!!!! O.o

    • Tomatosoup76

      11 years ago

      As long as you give me credit

    • Ephilepson

      11 years ago

      calma!! no voy a iniciarme en esa lucha civil...

      and I re-write tha joke :S (realemnte no es una borma como tal sino que es el piropo mas horrible que he escuchado que le pueden decir a una chica en mi vida)


      now you can try againg tell me if I write wrong (is in spanish and english x.x)

    • Tomatosoup76

      11 years ago

      i wonder what their arguing about

    • noirakita

      11 years ago

      lmao seriously? I don't mind them, I just don't think sitting through pain to get art on me isn't worth it.

      Post edited 10/25/07 5:59AM

    • noirakita

      11 years ago

      lmao sure. You gotta send yours though if you want anything from me.

    • HCC_BOSS

      11 years ago

      well, you know what they say, if im gonna miss heaven, why miss it by inches?

    • noirakita

      11 years ago

      lol I promise you I am a girl.

    • noirakita

      11 years ago

      oooh, good. people have dreams about me and werewolves all the time. kinda creepy.


      but I am interested though...tell me!

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