AbstinenS

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from The GREAT Empire of Norway

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    • F*CK OFF!

      12 years ago

      AbstinenS

      Norwegian, but the funny parts in english, you'll like it! :D <3333333

      Engelskforskeren 1

      Engelskforskeren 2

    • :D++

      13 years ago

      AbstinenS

      FUNNIER NORWEGIAN STUFF!!!!

      Actually, by FAR, some of THE most FUNNIEST, Norwegian humor KNOWN to MANNKIND!!! EVER!!!!

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      ...
      ........it contains porn...... maybye.....
      <.<
      >.>

      Try and you'll see... :-}

      ... BUT, you'll have to work, a little, to get there. First, on the main menu (on "www.NRK.no") to your left, choose: "Nett-TV", nr 18 from the top, marked with a small "camera-icon". (Turn your popup-blocker off first.) When the new window pops-up, scroll down on the left side, to you get to "Tre Brødre" (Picture of three scruffy looking guys.) or "Team Antonsen" (Same guys pluss one more.)

      The funniest clips for you American guys, would bee: "Nederlandsk komiker" (Most dates), "The bear sleeps" (05.02.04), "Bridge bridge glasses" (12.02.04), "Oppnedkokker" (Some dates) and "Engelskforskeren" (07.01.04), in the "Team Antonsen"-section.

      In the "Tre Brødre"-section, these are the funniest for YOU: "Kims Lek for Voksne" (13.10.05), "Mat Nå: Muslimsk Kokk" (same date, key-word is "uren", which means: "dirty, filthy, not worty, etc, in a religious kinda way... :P)
      and "Skolefri med To Små Typer" (15.09.05). (The other sketches are also cool and funny and stuff! :D)

      NOW you can ENJOY! :D

    • :D

      13 years ago

      AbstinenS

      FUNNY NORWEGIAN STUFF! GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!!!!!

      http://uploads.ungrounded.net/260000/260338_badekaret.swf

      YEAH!

    • Schooool..... :(

      13 years ago

      AbstinenS

      School's started for real..... boering.... I wan't vecation holiday-tripp/tour/thingy....
      :(

    • SUMMER TIME!!!!

      14 years ago

      AbstinenS

      Sümmä, sümmä, sümmä tïïmë. ÃÂt's sümmä tïmë whën pëöplë kïck bäck änd ünwïnd!

      YEAH! SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER!! In other words...: CHILLIN' TIME!! :) <<<<<<<3

    • Damn!

      14 years ago

      AbstinenS

      As almost averyone knows, it's the world premiere of Star Wars III on thursday the 19. So a couple a weeks ago I bought some tickets to go see it with my brothers. And just last week I find out, that the premire is at the same time as this schooltripp I have to be on, so therfore I won't be able to see the movie in many weeks! Arrrgh! The agony!
      ...
      Im just so pissed right now... >:|

    • Woohooo!

      14 years ago

      AbstinenS

      Yes! Call of Duty; United Offensive is working again! I haven't palyed it for over 8 months!! Hallelujah! Praise the LORD! <333333333

    • Eastervacation

      14 years ago

      AbstinenS

      This year I went to Normandy, France. I've never been there before, so it was fun to explore some unreaveled terrain. Saw all the famous places like Omaha beach, the American, German and the English Semetery, Point deu Hoc, and a lot of other places. It was great and just beeing at those places made you think about all those men who lost their lives at the cause of freedom. The last day I spent in Paris, where I saw the Eiffeltower and Thriumphgate. Also a great place, but damn the French for their menues, all in French, none in English. All in all, it was nice to travel to warm and sunny place, instead of enduring the harse spring/winter here in Norway. What was not so good, was me being ill the three first days. My nose was running, I had a fever and a bad cough, but I managed to tone it down with some aspirin.
      Even though I miss the warmt, it's good to be back.

      PS: As soon as I get my Image Editor working, I'll post some pics form my trip. Promise.

    • The Viking Language [Part I]

      14 years ago

      AbstinenS

      As most of you know, this is an American site, and therefore sckhyzm some people get angry, mad or even sad, when we Europeans speak a language they don't understand. For instance; Norwegian. Norwegian is the proud Viking language of the Nordic Kingdom Norway. Since I'm a proud, but realistic Norwegian, I'll teach whoever that wants to learn, a little Norwegian. In 4 parts I'll teach you day to day talk simple phrases and also curse words, so stay tuned for more.

      [Part I]: Day to day talk and Ã' ÃƒËœÃƒ...

      The Norwegian vowels
      To be able to speak Norwegian, you need to be able to pronounce Ã' , Ø and Ã.... Even though you don't have them in your alphabet, you use them in many words.

      Starting with Ã' :
      Ã'  would even for the most americiz Americans, be quite easy to pronounce, since it's similar to A in, for example, the words: Arrogance, Arrow, Athletic or Asshole.

      Moving on with Ø:
      This vowel is somewhat harder to pronounce. You’ll find it as U in words like: Fur, Curve or Lurk.

      And finally; Ã...:
      This is by far the hardest one, but you’ll still find in day to day words such as O in: Complex, Comprehensible, Holiday or even “Orâ€Â.

      When you feel you’ve learned how to pronounce Norwegian vowels, you can go on and learn words and phrases. Enjoy! (Unlikely, but still….)

      Greeting/Farewell
      (English : Norwegian)
      Hello/Hi : Hallo/Hei (that order)
      Good Morning : God Morgen
      Good Day : God Dag
      Good Evening : God Kveld
      (Good) Bye : Ha det or Hei så lenge* (*rarely used)
      Later/See ya : Ser deg senere/Snakkes

      Courtesy phrases
      Thank you very much/Thanks : Tusen takk/Takk
      You're welcome : Hver så god
      Sorry : Beklager/Unnskyld (Most Norwegians use Sorry)
      I'm terribly sorry . Jeg beklager så meget
      Excuse me : Unnskyld meg
      I assure you, this wont happen again : Du kan dra til helvete og morra di suger på å suge

      X-MasWords
      Christmas : Julen
      Santa Claus : Julenissen
      New years eve : Nyttårsaften
      Christmas presents : Julepresanger
      Christmas tree : Juletre
      Merry Christmas and a happy new year : God Jul og godt nytt år

      And that's all for this time folks.

      PS: If you have questions, ask me and if you like the idea, please give me a modpoint.
      And if you want me to translate something, send me a message.
      PSS: <3 sckhyzm and >:|

    • Journal

      14 years ago

      AbstinenS

      Actually, I dislike writing Journals, but I feel that, since I'm a member of this forum and I'm not here very often, I am bound to write one, now and then. And I'm not good at writing journals because of two things:

      1.I never come up with something good to write I'm them.
      2.But if I DO come up with something, I usally don't know how to put it down in English

      And that's why this is my first journal in many weeks and why it isn't about anything else then this.

      =/

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    • nighthawk98

      10 years ago

      Body: PLEASE READ THIS WHOLE POST. IT'S SO DANG TRUE* 1. At least 2 people
      in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people
      in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever
      hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can
      bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night,
      SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to
      someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special
      and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When
      you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When
      you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely
      turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of
      getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in
      yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember
      the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. 14. Always tell
      someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
      15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are
      great. Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight
      your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25
      tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this
      chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten
      years tag ur it!! this is so scary!!! send this to 15 ppl in the next 143
      min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it
      is so scary because it works.... but if you break the chain.. you will be
      cursed w/ relationship problems. NO SEND BACKS

    • devwheel

      13 years ago

      oh I love Team Antonsen and Rammstein

    • Voshterkoff

      13 years ago

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      13 years ago

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

      hello

      AH WHAT UP

    • Spartan513

      13 years ago

      Merry Christmas!

    • Katarn

      13 years ago

      MERRY CHRISTMAS OSCAR!!!!
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    • Tulkass FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      CALL OF DUTY 2!!!!

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      Grem = Penguin

    • KILLBOT4000

      13 years ago

      a badass.
      (Answering lower comment)

    • Katarn

      13 years ago

      Did you know Boba Fett doesn't get killed in the sarlacc pit? He kills it and continues to bounty hunt. What is a Mandalorian if he doesn't die in battle?

    • caboose4eva2

      14 years ago

      TAG YOU ARE IT!


      The Game of Tag
      If I tagged you... HA! You now have to follow the rules of the game:

      -You cannot tag someone who tagged you
      -You should tag at least 5 other people (those with 4 or less will be punished by flogging or any other way I can think of)
      -Random tagging is accepted
      -All tagging should be done in the personal comments section on the homepage of the tag-ee
      -Do not eat a live chicken
      -This game is only fun if people participate
      -The goal is for everyone on the site to get tagged EVENTUALLY
      -If you decide to participate, post the rules in your journal or link them to this journal
      -I have a space monkey in my pics section
      -There is no violence until I change the game to capture the flag
      -When capture the flag breaks out, the teams will cluck like chickens until I am satisfied (....???)

    • thebeast49

      14 years ago

      boba fett awsome that would be awsome if he killed mace windu in episode 3 for revenge

    • AbstinenS

      14 years ago

      That's what you think.....

    • Jackomack

      14 years ago

      Great Empire of Norway?

      Aren't you a Re-PUBE-Lick?

    • ispio

      14 years ago

      woot star wars

    • AbstinenS

      14 years ago

      Consider it done. Hehe...

    • aenurtwiligh

      14 years ago

      "Dra til helvete og morra di er dårlig til på å suge"

      Shouldnt that be

      "Dra til helvete og morra di er suger på å suge"?

      That way the noun is made powerful by the gender-neutral pronouns.

      (spill med her)

    • jmile252

      14 years ago

      sick avatar

    • xenokaos

      14 years ago

      Go Boba Fett!

    • cocoa

      14 years ago

      I'm just good like that ;O

    • dodeedoodeedooo

      14 years ago

      Both Fett and Norway OWN All

    • Nick_Greyden

      14 years ago

      Just got through reading an excert (spelling sucks) from a book about fett. he unbolts armor, makes a peg leg, fashions a crude crossbow, and trudges through a swamp to finish a bounty on a guy. yes it's true.... if ever you find yourself in the Star Wars Universe.... don't piss off ppl that will hire Fett.

    • Divegato

      14 years ago

      Yay for swimming and diving.

    • AbstinenS

      14 years ago

      "Kan ingen svalkka mej? Aldrig at jag klarar det her!" *duhu du hdudhdudhdudhdudhduhddudhduj*

    • gremling

      14 years ago

      SÃ¥ heeet!

    • rideZero

      14 years ago

      Jag är så heeet!

    • crimsonclad

      14 years ago

      Saw your avatar, and as he is my favourite starwars character of all time, had to say something. You, my friend, are wicked. *grins*
      "My backpack's got jets, I'm Boba the Fett
      I bounty hunt
      for Jabba Hutt to finance mah 'vett"
      *dances*

    • ebay

      14 years ago

      Can' hate the Fett or you die.

    • caboose321

      14 years ago

      i think haloism will be much easier for everyone. there are no books to know, no one person always watching you. just the Master Chief showing everyone the true way of life.

    • MasterThief

      14 years ago

      I dunno dude.... As sweet as Halo is, God is awsome. Can Halo give you eternal salvation? If it can I'm in, but logic tells me otherwise. So I'd say worship God, love Halo.

    • jediassassin

      14 years ago

      Saved Han Solo...Fett has. At your own risk, you may ask.

    • AngryFirefly

      14 years ago

      Awesome picuture of Fett.

    • birdman4041

      14 years ago

      birdman is in the house

    • gremling

      14 years ago

      Congrats!

    • OneL

      14 years ago

      love the pic my friend

    • caboose4eva2

      14 years ago

      that cool u my friend

    • caboose4eva2

      14 years ago

      be my friend

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