AcmeBricks

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    • A day in the life of the average liberal

      8 years ago

      AcmeBricks

      So, I was at the convenience store filling up my Prius, and this huge Hummer pulls up covered with W'04 and NRA stickers. A blue-haired old lady steps out wearing cowboy boots and a Huckabee campaign button and immediately starts complaining about the price of gas with a terrible Paula Deen accent. I can't contain my rage any longer and finally blurted out, "Did you know that monstrosity you're driving as a replacement for a @#%@! kills 3,500 baby seals a year, and that Chimpy McCokespoon has personally executed over 1,300,000 innocent Iraqis?" Well she started blubbering something about "terra", and I strode over and kicked the Truck Balls off her trailer hitch, peeled her Columbine-inducing NRA stickers off and handed her a set of enlistment papers for the U.S. Marine Corps. She eventually started crying and confessed that she hated George W. Bush but thought he was the only one who could save her from brown-skinned people. I proceeded to tell her about how the President ordered the attack on the WTC and how he breakfasts on Afghani babies and light sweet crude. Finally, she thanks me for opening her eyes and I give her a card for the local Democratic Party committee and Code Pink chapter. As she drove off, two homeless people hanging out by the ice cooler started applauding and thanked me for Speaking Truth To Power. The tide is turning, folks.

    • The Aristocrats!

      10 years ago

      AcmeBricks

      A talent agent is sitting at his desk, when a regular-looking family consisting of a father, a wife, a daughter, a sister, and a pet kangaroo walk up to him. “I’d like to show you our act†said the father. “Eh, I don’t know,†said the talent agent, “no offense, but you look like you’d put up a lackluster show.†“Please let us go on, sir!†begged the wife.

      “Oh, alright†said the talent agent.

      They all take a shit in the kangeroo's pouch, while the son is licking out the daughter's asshole, but he gets his tounge shocked by the 9v battery she keeps up her ass. The mother uses the agent's desk to show him the family's photo shoot they did for Razzle, which they had posted on their website, but the agent's computer freezes up because he's using Windows 95. So the whole family smashes out the computer, then shits on the computer. Then the kangeroo runs out, kidnaps Bill Gates, stuffs him in his shit-filled pouch and brings him back so the whole family can beat him up and shit on him. The daughter shoves a hard-boiled egg in her cunt. There's a crunching noise, and then she shoots the egg out completely peeled. The father catches the egg in his mouth and swallows. They do this with 50 eggs, like Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke, so by the end of the act, the father's shit is extra-rank. The son takes 12 felt-tip pens, takes the different-colored ink tubes, shoves them in his dick hole, and jerks off on the floor. The cum hits the floor, and it's a painting of the Last Supper. The father has been getting his dick sucked by a turtle named Harold. Harold is a snapping turtle - bites his dick clean off. He reattatches it with an eyeglass repair kit. The mother squats down and takes a shit, but the shit comes out in a sealed container. She's been carrying it vacuum-packed in her ass for a week. The son takes the shit log out of the container, puts it on a hot dog bun, and eats it with mustard and relish. The son jerks off onto a signed photo of Sean Penn, because he's a fag. The kangeroo shits on the photo. Then the mother rolls up the photo containing her son's cum and kangeroo shit and smokes it like a joint. At the same time, the father is double fisting the daughter up the asshole, and gives her an enormous pink sock. The kangaroo fondles the pink sock, then shits on her. The whole family then starts rolling around on the shit, cum, and blood stained floor, then stands up and takes a bow.
      “That was a hell of an act†said the talent agent. “What do you call it?â€Â

      “THE ARISTOCRATS!†exclaimed the father, proudly.

    • Famous people BigDaddy117 might like

      10 years ago

      AcmeBricks

      Daniel J. Brick
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      Richard Brick
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      Brick Lowry
      Brick Price
      Al Brick
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      Brick Sullivan
      Laurel Brick
      Mustapha Brick
      Rebecka Brick
      Robyn Brick
      Ben Brick
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      Charles 'Brick' Tilley Jr.
      Brick Boyett
      Kristin Brick
      Molly Brick
      Sam Brick
      Brick Masterson
      Brick Bronsky
      Brick Cannon
      Brick McCartny
      Brick Wagner
      Ed Brick
      Lulu Brick
      Michael Brick
      Noah Brick
      Ruth Brick
      William Brick Karnes
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      Jared Brick
      Will Brick
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      Michelle Brick
      Dan Brick
      Jim Brick
      Nicki Brick
      Samantha Brick
      Brick de Bois
      Christopher Brick Johnson
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      Vic 'The Brick' Jacobs
      Brett 'Brick' Buchanon
      Agent Brick Davis
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      Pvt. Otis Brick
      Brick Top Polford
      Brick Rudolph
      F. Brick Jones
      Brick McCourt
      Brick Tamland
      Jethro Tull

    • Movies BigDaddy117 might enioy

      10 years ago

      AcmeBricks

      Brick Lane
      Yellow Brick Road
      Brick Bradford
      Brick Doll House
      Murder on the Yellow Brick Road
      The Racist Brick
      The Red Brick Road
      The Blue Brick
      Brick by Brick
      Brick-a-Brack
      Bricks: Even a Brick Wants to Be Something
      Brick Top
      Brick Vision
      Brick Wall
      Building 'Brick'
      Cupid Throws a Brick
      The Gold Brick
      Love and a Gold Brick
      Razing of a Brick Building
      No. 7 Brick Row
      Reuben Buys a Gold Brick
      A Ten Acre Gold Brick
      Brick by Brick: A Civil Rights Story
      Dealing: Or the Berkeley-to-Boston Forty-Brick Lost-Bag Blues
      Beyond the Yellow Brick Road: The Making of Tin Man
      Bricks: The Making of
      A Brick Story

    • 2019 years ago

      AcmeBricks
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      AcmeBricks
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    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      I'D KILL MYSELF TOO IF MY LAST NAME WAS... COMBS

    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      WHO THE HELL IS OWN!?!

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    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH CAUSE YOU CAN TALK SHIT ON THE INTERNET?!?

      I'LL SHOW YOU MICHAEL!

    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

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    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Go to the members section and press on Top Posts.

      Look at the image with the Jew. You will laugh.

    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT GEORGE CLOONEY!

    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

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    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      I laughed. Hard.

    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      You said you were going to make a facebook.

    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      :D I KNOW MAN, I JUST SAW IT TOO!

      SEXTANT!

    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      DIckers. Fuck, shit, cunt, ass, bitch.

    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Calm down, calm down, don't get a big DICK!

    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

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    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

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    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

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    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      GAH!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      That was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

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      10 years ago

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    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      HAHAHA, Michael, what the fuck is wrong with you?

    • xx20419xx

      10 years ago

      welcome to RT

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