Alex_0219

Female
from UK - Wales

  • Activity

    • Random joke

      13 years ago

      Alex_0219

      A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk
      by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

      The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use
      them to have safe sex."

      "Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health
      class at school."

      He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, "Why are
      there three in this package."

      The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for
      Saturday, and one for Sunday."

      "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a pack of six and asks "Then who are these
      for?"

      "Those are for college men," the dad answers, "Two for Friday, two for
      Saturday, and two for Sunday."

      "Wow!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these?" he asks, picking up a
      12-pack.

      With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January,
      one
      for February, one for March..."

    • well sooooooooooorr<wbr />y aran.

      13 years ago

      Alex_0219

      My aim is to update my journal at least once every day.
      People are weird. as i was waiting for zoya (my stepmum) to pick me up this girl walks past talking to nothing beide her and shes saying "dont go in there!!!" weird child. i guess it was an imaginary friend, but still made her look quite insane.

      wooooooooooo went ice skating today. twas fun. hehe i had donuts smiley0.gif they were nice smiley1.gif and i was nice and gave them to other people. cause im that nice smiley1.gif

      ermmm ok iv just got home from skating so theres not much else to say. mentioned random weird kid... and donuts smiley0.gif what more do you need i ask you??? do not say porn smiley4.gif .

      Ermmm.. oh yeh, i though this was funny. Peter decided to make a sarcastic comment to a chav and he sed "watch out theres ice by there" to which she replied "yeah theres ice everywhere duh" hehe chavs dont get what sarcasm is. its quite funny smiley1.gif stupid chavs smiley5.gif .

      this is the end of my journal. oooo im gonna hav random pics on the ends of my journal because i can. so todays random journal pic is.........
      Extreme_po_m868502.jpg

      Potatoes! you can do so much with them! eat them... draw on them... put cocktail sticks on them and call it a hedgehog. great fun smiley1.gif

    • wooo

      13 years ago

      Alex_0219

      Iv made another person a sponser. More proof that im not always evil smiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • fill it out... pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee

      13 years ago

      Alex_0219

      1.Your Full Name:

      2. Age:

      3. Fave Color:

      4. Fave Movie:

      5. Fave Song:

      6. Fave Band:

      7. Most Embarassing Moment:

      8. Are you a virgin?

      HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...

      1. Are we friends?

      2. Do you have a crush/attracted to me?

      3. Would you kiss me?

      4. ...with tongue?

      5. Would you enjoy it?

      6. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I ask you out?

      7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?

      8. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:

      9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?

      10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?

      11. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?

      12. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?

      13. Do you think I'm a good person?

      14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?

      15.Do you think I'm Hot?

      16. Would you call me just because?

      17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they dont involve you?

      18. If you could change anything about me, would you?

      19.Would you have sex with me?

      20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?

      21. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

    • Men vs Woman

      13 years ago

      Alex_0219

      Cats:
      Women: Women love cats.
      Men: Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

      Children:
      Women: A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and football games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams.
      Men: A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

      Menopause:
      Women: When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, and biological changes. The nature and degree of these changes varies with the individual.
      Men: Menopause in a man provokes a uniform reaction - he buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for a Porsche.

      Cameras:
      Men: Men take photography very seriously. They'll shell out £2000 for state of the art equipment, and build dark rooms and take photography classes.
      Women: Women purchase Kodak Instamatics. Of course, women always end up taking better pictures.

      Locker Rooms:
      Men: In the locker room men talk about three things: money, football, and women. They exaggerate about money, they don't know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women.
      Women: They talk about one thing in the locker room - sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic and technical, and they never lie.

      Restrooms:
      Women: Women use restrooms as social lounges. Women who've never met will leave a restroom giggling together like old friends. Women also go to the restroom in packs, at least two women at a time excuse themselves to use the restroom.
      Men: Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons. Men in a restrooms will never speak a word to each other. And never in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant table by saying, "Hey, Tom, I was just about to take a leak. Do you want to join me?"


    • top 10 +1 +1 more

      13 years ago

      Alex_0219

      ok last list got deleted so ill just say the names.... may not b in the same order as last time...

      1>Eddo (of course)
      2>Tom
      3>Adam
      4>Marc
      5>Paul
      6>Aran
      7>Peter
      8>Chris Beard
      *running out of ideas*
      9>tom williams
      10>Pauls brother smiley8.gif
      11>Sam P
      12>Alex E

    • POO poo

      13 years ago

      Alex_0219

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      just igonore my last journal....

    • Wow, hello depresion

      13 years ago

      Alex_0219

      smiley2.gif Ok i realise life is never going to get better. seriously, things change so much that you'll always end up depressed. For instance friends. I love my friends there most probly the best thing about life for me. But they change.... you slowly get further away from them and then there gone. In year 9 my best friend was Laura, i was in primary school we were like best friends all the way through school. then she got a bf and slowly she didnt want to see me. A lot of the time that made me kinda upset how she valued someone else over me but i got use to the fact and decided at one point that i no longer gave a fuck. and so moved on.

      It amazing how quickly u feel your getting further away from one friend and closer to another. Iv had it with things changing. Life is just getting fucking harder and harder. First i have to deal with my dads death in the summer holidays which wasnt the hard bit the dealing with my step mum being depressed and stressed all the time is hard. and really difficult for me....

      Second theres the whole dealing with school. i just really feel im not good enough.... Most of the time just feel like im an idiot and shouldnt be there.....

      Thirdly its dealing with friends.... Lucinda kinda made me think about this alot.... but i wont go into detail about this cause i just dont...

      smiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gif Life sucks smiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gif

      No wonder people comit sucide.... they probly realise that life doesnt get much better.......

    • YES!!!!!!!!

      13 years ago

      Alex_0219

      smiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif Im A Sponser Bitch smiley12.gifsmiley12.gif

    • Woot!

      13 years ago

      Alex_0219

      i changed my front page thing. i thought i would take arans idea and make it more maiden =P

  • Comments (837)

    • Blackmarcher

      14 years ago

      Awesome, I like Final Fantasy too!

      I like FF VII , FFX, and FFX-2 They are awesome.

      Im a little past the calm lands in X
      And about 45% at the beginning of chapter 3

    • skilldude

      14 years ago

      Hey beautiful. Whats up.

    • White_Crow

      14 years ago

      i have a bender poster, I will try to get it on, it has bender in a robe and a tiger thong with him smoking a cigar.

    • White_Crow

      14 years ago

      I hate Sum 41, everyone needs to kick the shit out of em.

    • armymanpete

      14 years ago

      so whats ur screenname

    • UnknownValor

      14 years ago

      They get 'Friends' in the UK?

    • armymanpete

      14 years ago

      hey whats ur s/n

    • whitemansfro

      14 years ago

      i dont think ive played any FF games....what console are they on? if its not xbox then i wont be able to play any.

      btw, i need some mod points, could neone help me out?
      thx

    • armymanpete

      14 years ago

      WOW GREAT CHOICE OF MUSIC AND U LOOK GREAT

    • church666

      14 years ago

      HEY, WHAT'S UP ? WANT TO BE ON MY FRIEND LIST

    • GyS_tUcKeR

      14 years ago

      hey wats happening?

    • White_Crow

      14 years ago

      my fav FF is 1-5.

    • sk8terboy69

      14 years ago

      FFVII is the best. but the girls from x-2 make that a great game

    • shoeface FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      "Occupation: Killing random people"

      Well I can see a lot of Job satisfaction to be had with that. Does it not get a bit upsetting or are you one of those remote "i can detach myself from the job" type people? Personally I'd find that sort of career path a bit...you know....I'd find it hard to cook meat after sort of thing.

    • TrueDevil

      14 years ago

      Hmm, I have never played Final Fantasy (never got into it), but you like Maiden, so your okay in my books....

    • BPhoenix

      14 years ago

      I dont play FF games that much. But i do know (from experinence on the playstation 1) that FFVII was a much better game than FFX. although the little tune at the end of a won battle did make me was to scratch my ears off with a nail file. It was a hypnotic and subliminal way to get you playing (i think a conspiracy) coz if it wasnt then the TV wud of gone through my window within the first 30 mins of the game.

    • DEATH01

      14 years ago

      i like your taste of music ^_^ rock on

    • skitsofrenik

      14 years ago

      FEAR THE HAT!!!! plus the Hat says VII is the best so there, MUAHAHAHA

    • Rogue_Boy

      14 years ago

      I Love FF X-2

    • Aldaris

      14 years ago

      and ur welsh, double bonus! welsh lassies are spot on!

    • Aldaris

      14 years ago

      hey. nice music, i like!!!!

    • MovingShadow

      14 years ago

      Vagrant Story...? wtf is that, ive neva heard of it so it cnt be that good unless its just a US game. It also sounds like one of them tv order books or summat *Free 5036 pens when u order this piece of crap that sum1's writton on*

    • kyoto

      14 years ago

      i also need to point out that FFXII is by far the best and that noobs that play way too much halo may need to try it some time, they dont know wot they r missin out on.

    • kyoto

      14 years ago

      Nice joke little corny, but still i have never had any one who thinks that, girls i met think the same as u and me i could not give a shit. hi anyway

    • geeklover

      14 years ago

      Great taste in music!

    • skitsofrenik

      14 years ago

      VII ! ! !

    • skitsofrenik

      14 years ago

      VII!!!

    • poison_angel

      14 years ago

      I hated FFX. Way too bright, happy, and storyless. FFVIII was better....but not by all that much. I hated wandering around and trying to lvl when the battles weren't any fun. After trying those two games, I gave up on the series.

      Square's best game, and possibly the best console game ever, is most definitely Vagrant Story. Too bad no one knew about it 'till Square had stopped production. Otherwise, they may have made a second one. And a third. They really should have advertised that game a bit. *drool*......It may have even turned out like FF.....VSX....VSXI....VSL.....holy crap, that would be so freakin' sweet!!!!!......Ok, we, as gamers, need to start a petition for square to make Vagrant Story 2, really, really soon.

    • MovingShadow

      14 years ago

      Gower Peninsula <--- thats what its called if any gives a fuck or not :P
      Oh and most of the gamers i know prefere FFVll..and they is boys altho one looks more like a balloon.

    • skitsofrenik

      14 years ago

      HAH, I DONT KNOW, DO I ROK OR WAT!!

      definately wat,

    • Alex_0219

      14 years ago

      My fav FFX its usually the boys that say FFVII is the best i dont know y....

    • skitsofrenik

      14 years ago

      cool, im right, im always right!! lol

    • zero5000

      14 years ago

      Vll is the best final fantasy and i have played them all except two or three

    • skitsofrenik

      14 years ago

      VII is the best Final Fantasy, i think it is, its the only one i've played, how many are there? XI ?! wow, i've been playing to much Halo...

    • Alex_0219

      14 years ago

      err no. im not good wiv stuff like that cause really i dont fucking care..... sad but true.

    • MovingShadow

      14 years ago

      Hey, im from england but on Feb 28th im on a field trip to wales with collage, we're goin just west of swansea on this sticky-out piece of land with a wierd name thats apparently a site of 'outstanding natural beauty' you know where im on about?

    • Reddwarfnut

      14 years ago

      Hey ....where in wales are you from ?

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