Alex_vanPutten

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    • Omegle.com

      in Forums > Omegle.com | Follow this topic

      Alex_vanPutten

      Omegle.com is a chat website that will set you up with a random, anonymous person on the other side of the internet to chat with.

      The outcome is hilarity.

      Post some of your funny Omegle conversations here!

      Here are a few of mine:
      First one:

      Connecting to server...
      You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
      Stranger: Whoah!
      Stranger: Behind you!
      Stranger: Look!
      You: I WANNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!
      You: THE ASSS!!!!!
      Stranger: YOU CAN DO THAT!!!!
      You: HRFHRFHRFHRHF HRF HRF HRF HRF
      Stranger: YES YOU CAN DO THAT!!
      Stranger: UNG
      Stranger: UNG
      Stranger: UNGGG
      You: HRUUUFRGH!!!
      Stranger: OUCH
      Stranger: HFFFFF
      Stranger: HFFFF
      You: JUST LIKE THAT
      Stranger: HURHHHH
      Stranger: YEAH
      Stranger: UNH
      You: NO WAIT DON'T MOVE sorry.
      You: You have AIDS now.
      Stranger: UGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dammit.
      You have disconnected.

      'nother one:

      Connecting to server...
      Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
      You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
      You: Are you a girl?
      Stranger: last time i checked
      You: WRONG.
      You: There are no girls on the internet
      You: just fat 30 year old dudes
      Stranger: the majority is dudes
      You: THEY ARE ALL DUDES
      Stranger: are you a dude?
      You: I AM A DUDE
      Stranger: fat?
      You: no
      Stranger: WRONG
      Your conversational partner has disconnected.

      nother:

      Connecting to server...
      Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
      You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
      Stranger: hi
      You: Boy or Girl?
      Stranger: boy
      You: Cool.
      Stranger: you?
      You: I'm both.
      You have disconnected.

      Still more:

      Connecting to server...
      You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
      Stranger: welcome
      You: I am God
      You: Ask me a Question, and I will answer.
      Stranger: what am I thinking right now?
      You: You're thinking "Holy shit I'm chatting with God right now"
      Stranger: nope, sorry
      You: Liar
      You: You'll go to hell for lying to God.
      Your conversational partner has disconnected.

      A short one, but still hilarious:

      Connecting to server...
      You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
      You: WE DIDNT START THE FIRE! IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING. SINCE THE WORLD'S BEEN TURNING!
      Stranger: and it does burn, I don't even want to pee anymore
      Your conversational partner has disconnected.

      MOAR:

      Connecting to server...
      You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
      Stranger: RAWR
      You: SNARL
      You: HISSSSSSSSS
      Stranger: Aghhhhhh!
      You: FFFFT
      You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
      Stranger: we got a live one
      Stranger: FFFT?
      You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT FFTFFFFFFFT
      You: FFFFFFFT
      You: HISSSSSSSS
      Stranger: BACK!
      Stranger: BACKKK!!!
      You: MREOWWW
      Stranger: oh
      You: FFT
      Stranger: i like it
      Stranger: your an ANIMAL!
      You: My name is Mr. Fluffykins
      Stranger: can it be Mrs Fluffykins for me?
      You: I'm willing to get any necessary surgeries.
      Stranger: Under your own expense?
      You: FUCK THAT.
      You have disconnected.

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    • Character Rigging

      in Forums > Character Rigging | Follow this topic

      Alex_vanPutten

      After Shrew gave me the model and textures, I fiddled around with the textures until I was happy with them. After that, I kind of left it alone.

      Today, after seeing Bunig's journal updating on his rigging progress, I decided to start rigging mine as well.

      So far, I have everything but the left arm and the fingers on both hands finished. But it's coming along.

      Original pose: My textures
      chiefprogresszo5.jpg

      Random pose with WIP rigging
      chiefprogress2om8.jpg

      My bone setup (still need the rest of the fingers)
      screenshot3eq2.jpg

      Enjoy.

      4 replies

    • Multiplayer pics

      in Forums > Multiplayer pics | Follow this topic

      Alex_vanPutten

      You've all seen the Halo 3 scans. Those are lame. Nothing compared to what I found.
      Internet=god.

      Every single one of the scans. Except they arent scans. They are real pictures. High quality. I'm in image edit heaven. I took basically all of them. First thing I'm going to do is make a boxart. Then I will spend several months working on image edits, because there are so many images!!! Like 42 or something.

      If you are still reading this and have not clicked the link, then allow me to tell you to go hit yourself on the head with a frying pan because you paid more attention to me than Halo 3. :P

      Enjoy!! smiley0.gif

      ps: If there is already a thread like this, then sorry. I should be less ignorant. smiley2.gif

      6 replies

    • Game suggestions?

      in Forums > Game suggestions? | Follow this topic

      Alex_vanPutten

      Does anyone have any game suggestions for me? Im going to buy a 360 soon and I dont know what to get.

      23 replies

    • Help I Need to Buy A 360!!!

      in Forums > Help I Need to Buy A 360!!! | Follow this topic

      Alex_vanPutten

      I needto find somewhere that I can find a cheap 360. Any suggestions?

      27 replies

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  • Comments (5353)

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      You okay?

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      ...Which I hardly use and pay for coz I have no real use for it except for work.

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      You haven't figured out that I have my cell phone and I pay for my bill. It may be a limited call but at least it's better than when they do take my laptop away and there's no way of talking.

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      Okay I'll take that as a " no, don't call me. "
      No take backs. =|

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      True.
      No worries, I'll find a way to sneak a call : )

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      You're response is hilarious... It's ONLY phone calls. :D

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      The bill. ugh!

      Mom was really upset about that. I promised I wouldn't call anymore. Yeah 'tis a bad day now huh?
      I told Derek that yesterday I think.

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      FYI: No more calls from me. Sowwie.

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      Uh sure, as long as you feel smart yes XD

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      Where has little Alex gone to?!

      PS. You were right about the word arse. It's an Irish word not a British one. I have NO idea why I felt like I had to say this when Derek was the one who got it wrong.

    • CaptZodiac

      11 years ago

      I plan to make a short film for my bigger feature film with the first combat unit 001.

    • CaptZodiac

      11 years ago

      bigsmile.png Told you it was a laugh.

    • CaptZodiac

      11 years ago

      I want to build a Enforcer Robot in blender, hopefully this noob tutorial will teach me all about blender well enough.

    • CaptZodiac

      11 years ago

      Avast! Check me journal for a good ol' laugh me hearty. Arr!

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      Cool.
      I wish I was doing that instead of editing a video for my job that's due tomorrow.

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      Really stressed out! argh!
      Yourself?

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      Hi there to you too.

    • Shrew

      11 years ago

      Heh, good call...

    • SniperGhost

      11 years ago

      lol im talking 3d art right now ish nothin on comps
      but i want to get into it
      how is it
      fun???
      whats your advice other than taking a class

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      Just thought you'd be happy to know that I did sleep. Even if it was like 30 minutes to an hour worth of it. =]

    • Shrew

      11 years ago

      ...

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      You should also logged off of RvB.

    • Shrew

      11 years ago

      Long hard things?

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      lol you're right
      but I'm not going to sleep until I know Derek is fine which will take awhile if he doesn't sign on any time soon.

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      You make it sound horrible.
      Maybe I wouldn't be so hopeless if.... fill in the blank
      =|

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      That depends, are you?
      Perhaps I'll just play online games, listen to music, and do my homework until I have to leave for school : )
      Now that sounds like a grand idea rather than sleeping!

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      LMAO!
      I'm amazing. But the point is, girls are meant to be confusing. =P
      young man are you going to bed soon?

    • Shrew

      11 years ago

      Yeah, but carrots remind me of penises, which is not so cool...

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      Uh-oh I hate needles.
      Just kidding about that last comment. I can't give that up or else I will have more issues.
      I'm one weird kid.
      PS- I'm married to my friend from the UK =D

    • Shrew

      11 years ago

      Yeah, carrots are actually really common, as well as lettuce. Who knew?

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      I know. I'm giving that up as well. Unless... nope not going to work.

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      What's the rush? :]
      I have 3 hours. No problemo.
      I think I have 3 subjects to do.

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      Riiight. In a couple of hours.duh.
      okies I'll keep it a secret heh

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      Correction: I'm in a shitty mood coz I haven't done my homework. And it's 2 am. Oops.

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      Shouldn't you be in bed?
      Before you ask, I'm in a shitty mood. I don't want to go to bed angry. So yup.
      Sorry.

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      Aww Aaron loves you!
      LMAO!
      ty for that. I was begin to die of boredom.

    • AaronWhisman

      11 years ago

      I'm sorry, I do listen. I love you.

    • AaronWhisman

      11 years ago

      Does anybody listen to me?


      Sorry, no.. =[

    • hot_irish

      11 years ago

      hey

    • SilentBob23

      11 years ago

      says *thanks for the comment*
      and *ducks too* :-)

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      You know I don't sleep well. Especially when I worry too much about him. =[
      Have fun watching that movie if you do watch it though.
      bye

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      Sorry but I think I have to go hurl. haha I have a fever.
      Oh well. It'd be better if you were on AIM! just kidding.
      I'm being a bitch once again sorry!

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      At least you're lucky, you aren't as gullible as I am. =]

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      Oh god. That's the first time today I don't feel like an idiot. Sweet!

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      And I also have a phone to call you with once in awhile...
      what's the difference besides being billed by the call?
      haha

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      Haha.
      Why's that?

    • LetsPlayHalo

      11 years ago

      Got the internet hooked up to my laptop.
      I'll be on more often now.
      Happy now?
      Talk to you later.

    • wickedgamer1

      11 years ago

      sounds exciting.

    • Mixermike622

      11 years ago

      Rah, if you want to, get on AIM. I may have something else.

    • wickedgamer1

      11 years ago

      i was actually joking....
      and also, no. im not still here.
      or...i wasnt.
      i was watching the season 5 dvd.
      it rokks. smiley12.gif

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