Alexandre

Male
from Knoxville, TN

  • Activity

    • In regards to tex

      13 years ago

      Alexandre

      look me and some friends took over this profile.Unfortunately someone got the password an for that im sorry.They left some horrible shit about tex's father i would like to apologize for that .I am greatly and deeply sorry.This was only suppose to be within our inner circle but some how it leaked out.But for the record we the people who seized this profile are doing every thing we can to find the person who did this and i promise you all there will be consequences.Tex im sorry that this has happened and i hope you understand it wasnt snoochy alex or me.I will make sure something is done about this.This pisses me off aalso because someone took our little joke and hurt people.Thats not what we're here for.We did this because of all of the shit tatums has said and done he is an ass.we are'nt trying to hurt any one.We will find whoever did this.That much i promise.I am sorry to hear aout such a big loss to your family.I wish you and your family well through this tough time in your lives

    • An all time low

      13 years ago

      Alexandre

      Okay everyone I've done some dirty ,dirty stuff but last night i reached an all time low.Ther are these two highschool kids who have been messing with me.Both of which can totally kick my Gay loose ass.I thought I'd try to intimidate them a little by telling them I was gonna kick their asses.I'm so cool i thought to myself.They'll be scared.yeah right the toughest one called me and i nearly shit myself.He's a 6'6 warrior and he scares me so much i cant believe he took me seriously.he knows im terrified of him.I started crying like a little bitch and he seemed to forgive me.But he didnt.Now he's after me and i dont want to get hurt.I am so scared.I dont hate him.As a matter of fact i think im in love with him.how do i tell him now though.Just thinking of his muscular arms makes me horny. Oh,how do i tell him i love him.Im such a flamer.but i guess this will teach me a lesson.Dont be an ass to everyone or your entire internet life can get screwed im outty niggers.Raymond you fuckin nigger bitch i dare your ass to fir me you piece of shit.Fuck you.No really can I.Oh and dustin you're so hot please let me play with you at work!! I love you

    • ~~Best Orgasm Ever~~...*so far...*

      13 years ago

      Alexandre

      I totally went to this "special" Bar tonight so I could releive some sexual frustration.(The porno just wasnt cutting it tonight...*TeHe*). I was a little scared but once I got over the initial shock,I started to notice how cute the bartender was.(My pants got tight...*TeHe*).
      As I made my way through the cuples of drunk horny men I was even more turned on(Even more so by the big hairy tranny that offered me a drink*TeHe*).
      As I finally made it to my destination I made no attempt to hide my Erection(small as it may be...*TeHe*)
      I ordered the most expensive drink in the bar.*TeHe* The Bartender told me to pay upfront because of the cost of the drink. I said OK and as I reached for my wallet I knocked over the glass,wasting it all. Unfortunately I had no money.*TeHe* I told him not to worry because I could "re-pay" him.
      The bartender Had no problem getting "re-payed".It was Kind of weird how little of a fight he put up.I thought nothing of it at the time though*TeHe*.
      Soon he was re-payed behind the bar(Or at least I was). He was rather offended by my actions and had me pay,in full,the price of the drink and 100 more dollars*TeHe?*
      Oh well I was satisfyed, Daddy always liked my penis....(to each's own I guess). At least that's what I thought until I figured out I can't even take a shit or sit down right without a cushion or extensive lubrication.IT BURNS WHEN I PEE!!
      TeHe?...NO !! FUCK the TeHe damnit it fucking BURNS!!!!
      *extensive sobbing*

      And to think if I was not such a asshole then my asshole would not be burning right now.

      Tatum,"WHY GOD"?
      GOD,"Swallow a knife, nobody likes you. I like the Mormons more than you"
      Tatum,"My asshole uber-burns"!! *Lots of crying*......











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    • Well I'm a fucker ~~and GAY~~

      13 years ago

      Alexandre

      In case you have not noticed yet....I have finally accepted who I am.
      That person happens to be a gay peice of shit that looks at WAY too much porno.
      Also I treat friends like shit and may I add that I'm a coward that lies and bitches his way through life.Oh yeah!!Fuck all my Christian friends, they are not good enough for me any more.So I'm gonna talk about them behind their backs because I am a pussy!!
      Also I COMPLETLY treated my girlfriend like shit and blew her off ,who cares if she really loved me!!NOT ME!!because I'm a fucking low-ass, pussy, mother-fucker. ~~AND I'M GAY !!!!~~
      Did I mention that yet?
      Well now that that is over I'm gonna go cry while I whack-off in my dark closet while listening to Anime music smiley0.gif ........~Vash....so sexy !!~
      Oh and If my employers are reading this then now you now the truth!!
      PICK MY COTTON RAY!!
      Well If you'll excuse me I have some buisiness to attend to !!

    • I am going homo

      13 years ago

      Alexandre

      i've decided being straight just isnt for me so im going to go be gay with my gay uncle.

    • 99.9% true....

      13 years ago

      Alexandre

      Either grab a writing utensil and something to write on, or just remember your anwers.

      Apparently this is 99.9% TRUE

      Don't peek at the answers, cause it ruins it.



      1)If your Straight write the first name of a person of the opposite
      sex that pops into your head,

      if your Gay write the name of the person of the same sex that pop's into your head,

      if your Bi write the name of the first person that pop's into your head....
      (it has to be the first)



      2) Which is your favorite color out of
      red, black, blue, green, yellow?



      3) Your first initial?



      4) Your month of birth?



      5) Which color do you like more, black or white?



      6) Name of a person of the same sex as yours.



      7) Your favorite number?



      8) Do you like California or Florida more?



      9) Do you like the lake or the ocean more?



      10) Write down a wish. (A realistic one).



      ARE Y0U D0NE?
      iF S0 SCR0LL D0WN.
      (D0N'T CHEAT... fool...)
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      .
      THE ANSWERS

      1. You are completely in love with this person.

      2. If you choose:

      Red - You are alert and your life is full of
      love.

      Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

      Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid
      back.

      Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses
      and affection from the ones you love.

      Yellow- you are a very happy person and give
      good advice to those who are down.


      3. If your initial is:

      A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in
      your life.

      L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum
      and your love life is
      soon to blossom.

      S-Z You like to help others and your future love
      life looks very good.


      4. If you were born in:

      Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and
      you will discover that you fall in love with
      someone totally unexpected.

      April-June: You will have a strong love
      relationship that will not last long but the
      memories will last forever.

      July-Sep: You will have a great year and will
      experience a major life changing experience for
      the good.

      Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great,
      but eventually you will find your soul mate.

      5. If you chose...

      Black: Your life will take on a different
      direction, it will seem hard at the time but
      will be the best thing for you, and you will
      be glad for the change.

      White: You will have a friend who completely
      confides in you and would do anything for you,
      but you may not realize it.


      6. This person is your best friend.

      7. This is how many close friends you have in
      your lifetime.

      8. If you chose:
      California: You like adventure.
      Florida: You are a laid back person.

      9. If you chose:

      Lake: You are loyal to your friends and to your
      love. And you are very reserved.

      Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please
      people.

      10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS JOURNAL in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

      repost with the title 99.9% true

    • ...

      13 years ago

      Alexandre

      Sorry for being a waste of space.
      Didn't mean to be.
      My bad.

    • Man

      13 years ago

      Alexandre

      Busy busy busy. Its like I can never get on anymore.
      Sorry for always being away. My schdule is changing and I'm tryin to work it all out.

    • KH2

      13 years ago

      Alexandre

      This just reminds me of someone...
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    • Hmm...

      13 years ago

      Alexandre

      Apparantly, noone else is having this Theives Guild prob, SOOOOOO.....I went to work and picked up a second copy of the collector's edition (for free muahahhahaha!) My new guy has a tweaked build of the first one and is Listener (leader) of the Dark Brotherhood and I'm at the quest b4 the one I was having probs with on the Theives Guild. After school (no more Spring Break.....@#$^) I will give it a try b/c I'm off work today. I'm lvl 23 and can kick all ass in this game. I gots me full dwarvan, ebony, and that elven stuff hehe. I can lockpick anything in the game without ever breaking a pick. (oh yeah, pure talent of course!)

      SO, how is everyone doing? I know I havn't been on much but it wasn't all Oblivion's fault. I had to work like 40 hrs this week and well there is always that pesky sleep. I will try and be on more since my schedule is back to normal.

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  • Comments (135)

    • BlackEagle86

      13 years ago

      I had NO part in it so quit blaming it on me

    • Amara

      13 years ago

      Why don't you all just grow up and leave this alone. It isn't your profile so technically this is called invasion of privacy. Cut the crap, stop being stupid and letting other people have the chance of being stupid and just leave things be. It doesn't matter what the real Alexandre did to any of you. Just deal with it in real life and stop bringing your high school drama onto here and hurting people.

    • RXEIGHTDUDE

      13 years ago

      Teddy..Alex... Ya'll seriously quit fuckin' with his shit. I dont give a damn how you feel about him...Why do you guys have to be immature fags for... seriously guys, cut the shit and delete this profile or fix it back the way he had it

    • HeadPenguin

      13 years ago

      Hi Tatum

    • Riku

      13 years ago

      Took awhile to copy it down...
      had to watch the opening scene multiple times...

    • auron5555

      13 years ago

      you see my vash pic yet?

    • Riku

      13 years ago

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    • auron5555

      13 years ago

      As a friend you get the right to watch my monkey dance.........dance monkey dance!!

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    • auron5555

      13 years ago

      For being a good friend

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    • auron5555

      13 years ago

      Happy Easter^_^

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    • Riku

      13 years ago

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    • Riku

      13 years ago

      DICK!! lol I just got a message like that T_T

    • Im_a_girl

      13 years ago

      YOU MADE MY SECRET FRIEND CUTTING!!!
      you are my friend smiley0.gif
      VASH much^.~

    • Alleonh

      13 years ago

      Hello

    • Alleonh

      13 years ago

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      Vash + Chocobos

      Can life get much better?

    • auron5555

      13 years ago

      lol alright dude, just wandering

    • auron5555

      13 years ago

      ay dude you got yahoo?

    • Alleonh

      13 years ago

      *adds comment*

      *deletes comment*

      *adds another comment*

      w00t

    • Riku

      13 years ago

      If my brain had been working properly when she said yes I would have been runnin laps and hollerin^_^

    • Riku

      13 years ago

      Damn rights I do ^_^

    • Master_Moron

      13 years ago

      I want HK2 too... so badly...

      Cloud looks like he does in AC in KH2.

    • Master_Moron

      13 years ago

      Your so lucky, I want Oblivion... NOW!!!

    • Riku

      13 years ago

      I really hope so...

    • Riku

      13 years ago

      Takin a break from oblivion I see...

    • Riku

      13 years ago

      ... shutup lol
      The belief that there is no higher being.

    • Blackninja15

      13 years ago

      thanks man I needed that.

    • AFoxwell FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

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      A better way to say... you rock!

    • AFoxwell FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      VashsEden is UBER-COOL!

    • Alleonh

      13 years ago

      w00t??

      >_>

      <_<

      w00t!!!!!!

    • UN4V41L48L3

      13 years ago

      Occupation: ...EB Games...


      u work there, or u live there?

    • sabrinahpfan

      13 years ago

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      :-D

      *sigh* i love 360........

    • Alleonh

      13 years ago

      funny, it made me want to play Link to the Past and get back to my roots.

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      w00t!!

    • sabrinahpfan

      13 years ago

      rock lee, duh

    • auron5555

      13 years ago

      you know, i wonder who would win out of kiba and rock lee

    • auron5555

      13 years ago

      thanks for the mods man^_^

    • Riku

      13 years ago

      ^_^ I am proud of my writing.

    • Alleonh

      13 years ago

      oh, very cute comment on Omega01's journal. That's it, I'm leaving that journal up forever!

    • Riku

      13 years ago

      "pimpin aint easy" lol

    • Alleonh

      13 years ago

      sorry I wasn't on until really late tonight. This was one of those days where I would have liked to have beat my head into a wall repeatedly. But instead I just took out my frustration on a little RE 4.

      Merchant: Not enough cash!

      Me: Not enough cash my ass! *infinite rocket launcher* BAM!

      I feel remarkably better now smiley0.gif

    • Alleonh

      13 years ago

      I will see your lool8rofflew00tomfgroflmaobbqlollerbladesroflcopterroflcakes ina lolleroven!

      and raise you a wtflmaoroffle360suxw00tiesPS2rulzlool8 x 100!!

      oh yeah!

      Post edited 3/09/06 2:10PM

    • Alleonh

      13 years ago

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      You know, not everyone can pull off such a bold fashion statement as a trashcan lid hat. But Vash does it well, don't you think?

      LOL Just thought I'd stop by. Talk to you later!

    • SnoochyBooch

      13 years ago

      EB Wooot!!

    • Riku

      13 years ago

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    • Riku

      13 years ago

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    • Riku

      13 years ago

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    • Riku

      13 years ago

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    • pimpbblack

      13 years ago

      yeah, roc lee should have won that fight

    • pimpbblack

      13 years ago

      nice pics man

    • auron5555

      13 years ago

      cool just let me know when its finished^_^ if you need anymore pics just say something

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