AsEcReT1

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    • Humor- Video Game Style

      13 years ago

      AsEcReT1

      While on a break from Homework I recently found this joke on Halo.bungie.org from a recent Halo joke contest. Even though I have no girl and am bound to stay this way, I still find this piece humorous Please enjoy

      Exhausted with her husband spending countless hours in front of the television playing Halo, a wife begs her husband to stop letting his 'mind rot out' and to focus on literature and the fine arts as a way to spend time.

      After months of her efforts badgering her husband to quit his game, he finally submits and joins her in frequent trips to the opera and quiet evenings, nestled up next to a fire with a good book. After a few weeks, the wife is so pleased with her husband, she offers to let him play Halo again, and because he would participate in her activities, she would watch him play.

      After a few hours, the wife, attempting to find a meaningful message in Halo, chimed in to her husband, "Halo is such a romantic story, the Master Chief and Cortana have the essential elements for a healthy relationship."

      She continued, "They rely on each other and work as a team, each one being equal. They go to exotic places together and face all of their battles as one. Not to mention the jewelry."

      "Jewelry?" the husband asked, confused.

      "Oh yes," she said, "the Master Chief gave Cortana a ring 10,000 kilometers in diameter! Halo is a wonderful love story, don't you agree? It can really apply to our relationship."

      "You're right," the husband decided, after some thought, "Halo does have a lot in common with a great love story - a man gives a woman a ring, symbolizing the destruction of all life in his galaxy."

    • Where's Hinomori?

      13 years ago

      AsEcReT1

      I rebently got back into watching Bleach. While I'm a little disappointed over the newer episodes post soul society, I still find myself pulled back into the last few fights and climactic events of the arc. To honor that story and it's character's I have hand drawn and colored this image, titled Where's Hinomori?
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      Keep Rockin my socks, Hitsugaya!
      Also if you didn't see it, I modeled Zangetsu in 3D it's the post before this one.

    • ZANGETSU!!

      13 years ago

      AsEcReT1

      In place of a Quizzical Qorner this Week I will show you what is up rather than tell you. I made Zangetsu, Kurosaki Ichigo's Sword in Maya. 3-freakinD!!!
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      Booyah!

    • Sorry and stuff...QQ!!!!

      13 years ago

      AsEcReT1

      I would Like to apologize for the lack postage made by my for last week. However, I shall explain in a very outline style edition of Quizzical Qorner

      I. Monday
      A. Come home from weekend in Eugene
      1. Sweet train ride with bumpin music and kickin drawing sessions!
      2. Being able to see the sun in POrtland since I moved here several months ago
      B. Do work before class
      1. Being my weird paranoid self I actually did next week's homework. WEEK AHEAD MEAN'S COOL PRACTICE SESSION IN CLASS!!
      2. Consume food, caus I like it....yeah....
      C. Actually attend class
      1. See above large text and puncuation
      2. Study for Game Development Midterm
      II. Tuesday
      A. Go to Class
      1. Intro to game devlopment is the coolest class ever
      2. No joke, a ? on the Midterm : Name six game genres (cooooolnesssss)
      B. Begin work on color Theory project
      -need I say more from 1:00-10:00
      C. Hit the Hay
      III. Wedsnday
      A. Finish project
      1. from 12:00-5:00
      2. See avatar for the picture I did
      B. Go to Class
      1. Draw fruit
      2. Find I might be allegic to Artichokes........yikes
      C. Do Drawing Midterm
      1. from 10:00-5:30
      2. Die in Bed
      IV. Thursday
      A. Go to Drawing class
      1. Get B on my Midterm
      2. Draw more boxes
      B. Night Off!
      -Soul Calibur and Ultimate Spider-man!!!
      -Azu-Manga Daioh!!
      V. Friday
      A. 3D- Modeling
      1. work on one window of a building for 4 HOURS!!!!!!
      2. Repeat
      B. Rent Colattiral and die in Bed

      Hope that offers a simple breakdown of the melancoly midterms....HOwever, this week is shaping out to be a lot less stressful. Also I am soon to be getting the Third season of Arrested Development! Booyah! Peace out

    • Quizzical Qorner, Personally i like it

      13 years ago

      AsEcReT1

      Well, folks when the going get good, the dog has to take one for the team and ask for his money back.

      I felt a proverbial moment was needed. Good luck figuring out what it means, I might award one who gives me a resonable answer. Well, no but whatever. I am here to bring you another fascinating edition of Quizzical Qorner.

      Last wedsnday i awoke from a night of rest to the sound of the March of the Confederacy of Independent Systems. It's my ring tone, i made it, big whup want to fight about it? It was 10:30 AM. Since I lacked my specs i did not see my phone I did the responsible thing. I said "screw it" and returned to my slumber. A short time and a shower later, I found my phone and looked at what I missed. An accuaintence (Spell Check?) of mine named Jamie called telling me that a construction accident took out half of Pearl district power. A crane hit a farely important power line, and school that day was cancelled. Fine by me...I had Color Theory with the One of the Fuher's of the Color Nazi's(The Lady can't grade to save her life!!!). Anyway to celebrate, jamie brought me, my roommate, Alex and our friend Ave Denny's. The toast was nasty but everything else was cool. Afterwards and about 3 iTunes playlists later we longed to do something. And I proposed the greatest thing that one can do in Portland. GO TO THE ZOO! So we boarded public transit and embarked on a quest to experince the world's wildlife. However, since it was rainy we didn't see much. However, I did learn a very important lesson, that could change the lives of people everywhere. ORCA"S EAT OTTER'S! AND THE OTTER'S WEREN'T IN THE TUB OF ALMOST SALT WATER!!!! But it was still cool. WE made a vow that when it gets warmer we shall return to the zoo. And experience the glory that is nature, and cheap concessions.....anyway that was a glimpse into my world. I like this writing thing I might do it more often but don't hold me to that my butt hurts enough....
      Adios and as they say at the zoo...Naked Mole Rats.

    • Quizzical Qorner

      13 years ago

      AsEcReT1

      Well, well, another week has come and gone. Many of you have read my poem and have had concerns. Well, I messaged some people, but for those i didn't get too(Emily....) I'm sorry I will now explain in this special semi-emo-but-not-really edition of Quizzical Qorner.

      As many of you know, I recently came home to Portland from Christmas Break. On that friday of my homecoming, me and my roomate hosted a movie night at our apartment. Many of our friends came over ready and rearing for a hardcore night of moving pictures. One of those individuals was the girl, (yeah that one in the earlier Qorner) who recently we had exchanged some signs of affection i.e. dates, hand-holding, and some minor cuddling. However, to make a long story short she has become quite cold after a recent sharing of testimony. Rejection is a harsh reality, ladies and gents. Any way, the majority( that is college for all) of the people began to make fun of me for my beliefs and personal opinions. It was a series of harsh personal attacks followed by the ever popular phrase, "AsEcReT1 will never get a girlfriend."

      Grrrrr.....These attacks coupled with a recent feeling of non-talentedness (which as an Art Student is quite crippling) after some harsh comments from another individual resulted in a lonliness that was quite deep. However, due to the REAL acts of friendship displayed by my "homies" on the forum and some deep moments of spiritual reflection, I rose again to my feet, and have been on the up and up. The C+ I recieved on my first test of the quarter which was 20 minutes ago stunted me a little, but I will live.

      The moral of the story is, remember who your real friends are. You'll know them when they notice when you are not feeling up to snuff. Also remember God. He remembers you, and he's not a jerk. That's good enough for me!

      Anyway until later, Bleach it up, play some Settlers, and eat pizza. I'm off to do something similar to this. If i'm not back in 5 minutes.....wait another 5 minutes.......

    • The Fading Light

      13 years ago

      AsEcReT1

      Now a poem...

      Have you ever seen the light?
      A light that reach all?
      it shines so long and so bright

      Have you ever reached for something?
      Seeing the moment where your world may change and taking it?
      Hoping that with it, a new song you could sing

      Have you ever shot and missed?
      Been too late, slipped through your fingers?
      Knowing that you would never be kissed

      Will I be alone?
      Not to share the world with anyone?
      Not to be complete?
      Not to find yourself whole?
      Will I be alone....

    • Quzzical Qorner

      13 years ago

      AsEcReT1

      Well, well look what the cat dragged in. Oh yeah, me....
      I know over the break I was not a good boy at keeping y'all on the intrar-web up to snuff on my hijinks in Portland However, I have a good excuse.
      I WASN'T IN PORTLAND!!!!!
      However, coolusername still found it in his heart to punish me with swift kicks to my tush. Lame face.

      Anyway, Here it is a new update.
      Today I start a new Quarter at the Art Institute of Portland. To say the least I be pumped. I begin work with all kinds of sweetness classes including work in Maya( Thats a 3D rendering program for all you non-nerd peoples) However, tonight I have intro to computer graphics, a Photoshop (Best program evar) and Illustrator class(not so cool).

      That's all there is sorry. I just got back and have done nothing wrong so ha!
      Ha ha
      Ha
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      See you all next week!


      BLEACH FOR LIFE!!!

    • Quzzical Qorner

      13 years ago

      AsEcReT1

      Alright round two of the Quizzical Qorner. Just for clarification, thwe kickin of my rear only happens when a whole week goes by with out a post.So...Ha......

      Any ways here is the latest up date of the Land of Port.
      2. So I have been getting intop stencil art recently. The image that is to your left is hand drawn by moi( It's Rukia from BLEACH, one of the coolest animes I have seen in a while...) Anyways, in order to do stencil art one must first purchase:
      A. Spray Paint
      B. Respirators
      C. Gloves
      D. AA Batteries (actually for my mouse and keyboard, which is why I didn't post on Monday)
      Anyways one may look suspicious with all these items leaving a hardware store. So me and my roomate (For the fear of the people on 4chan, Yikes, will be named Komae) exit Ace and a older gentleman notices the items that, above listed, were purchased. He looks at us and quite loudly says, " YOU BOYS OFF TO DO SOME GRAFITTI?"
      Yikes
      With out missing a beat my roomate looks at hima nd says, "No, Art school"
      Game Over man, gameover.
      So remember boys and girls, if in a horrible position, plead art school. Or that you were nuts. Yeah.. Thats about it....Till next time mate, Beware the internet it will eat your soul.

    • The Start of something new....

      13 years ago

      AsEcReT1

      Well folks, this is me reporting live (somewhat) from my P-town apt( Thats right. it's an abberviation, big whup want to fight about it?)Any way I would like to take this time to begin a new segment on my forum page.....(dramatic fanfare)

      The Quizzical Qorner!!!!

      Perhaps many of you are wondering this Qorner is and why I spell it with a Q. Well stop stracthing...anything and let me tall you. It is where I will, once a week, tell you exciting stories of city life. For every time I miss a post, my friend, coolousername, can kick me in the butt.

      Alright here goes...well, alot.....

      1. Stop the the spin, but believe it or not but I went on a date. That is right a DATE( and yes Chris with a girl...a cute, feminine, gamer girl....jerk...) The day was young and I was itching to go out with this gorl. We met at orientation and I felt that I would like to take the time to develop a relationship with this girl. FYI her name is....well if you know me I will tell you myself otherwise you will have to live in suspense...FOREVER!!!!!! or until i slip up and say her name on the forum.....Anyway, I meet her after chool and we decided to go to dinner and a movie. While she had already eaten she still had a strawberry spectacular or whatever, from Orange Julius. I had teo plain double cat meat ( no, not Taco Bell, the other kind) with a large fry. WE spent the next hour talking at the Loyd Center food court. Then right before the movie, she wanted to go to GameStop so we broused for about 20 min. (Feminine gamer girls......sigh....I thought they only existed in myth like Skull Island) anyway we enjoyed the movie Jarhead (FYI, if you are not an art student, I do not recommend this movie for a first time date. Believe it or not she wanted to see it.) Then we came back to my place, hung out and watched 08th MS Team. (see previous statement) Anyways after aa couple episodes, she decided to go home because she was tired.

      MIssion Accomplished: J Bolz successfully dates an attractive, nice, gamer girl! Boo Yah!

      Alright there is my first, Quizzical Qorner!
      Adios Muchachos, Merry freakin Christmas!

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  • Comments (29)

    • Texlover9

      13 years ago

      Man, u seem pretty cool and u like some cool shows and some cool movies!!

    • ChopThat07

      13 years ago

      oh my gosh! that's hilarious. i should put that on my music list.
      have you been watching more arrested development?

    • ChopThat07

      13 years ago

      HI JEREMY!!! YOU NEED TO CALL US WHEN YOU GET INTO TOWN OR SOMETHING CUZ WE LOVE YOU!

    • ChopThat07

      13 years ago

      i love jeremy...he's my buddy. forever.

      hey, can't wait till everyone comes back to eugene for thanksgiving...it'll be great!

    • Zacku

      13 years ago

      Aw, man! Another Winger? I'll never find another White Doll Worshiper (Turn-A fan). ;)

    • AsEcReT1

      14 years ago

      No huhs!

    • FreakyGuy

      14 years ago

      nope I am :-P

    • AsEcReT1

      14 years ago

      Hey look Im at the top of the comments list!

    • babygurl55

      14 years ago

      your a sweet guy

    • AsEcReT1

      14 years ago

      yes. Yes you did.....It hurt..alot...

    • DashOrTone

      14 years ago

      oops, i totally posted the same thing twice. i'm a nut.

      "THAT'S A LOTA NUTS!"
      name that movie...

    • DashOrTone

      14 years ago

      wow, that's a long middle name. Isn't faith a girl's name?

    • A_BIG_CHEESE

      14 years ago

      DID ANYBODY SEE THAT CHEESE ON CHANNEL 56 YESTERDAY!?
      HOLY CRAP!!!!!!

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      MY NAME IS A_BIG_CHEESE AND I APROVE THIS MADNESS

    • Zatara

      14 years ago

      You should kick him anyway, just in case.

    • AsEcReT1

      14 years ago

      Yes, you did you sick freak.

    • AsEcReT1

      14 years ago

      Here Emily. Merry Christmas.

    • TheBlade

      14 years ago

      this is one wired conversation

    • ChopThat07

      14 years ago

      JEREMY CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL NATHAN GEORGE EARL FAITH BOLZ!!!!

      you haven't written anything new for the longest time and i'm gettin bored.


      ps> did i ever kick you for that one comment up there?

    • ChopThat07

      14 years ago

      yeah actually, i haven't looked at your comments in a while jeremy...good to know that i scare you enough even with a simple comment online. OH! BEHOLD MY POWERS!

      ps> yes...i am gonna kick you, and you're gonna havta feel pain....

    • coolusername

      14 years ago

      i hope she doesn't kick you in the nards like she did to me that one day at church, oh and at wildhorse. but ya she will just kick you and laugh. HI JEREMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • AsEcReT1

      14 years ago

      Yeah! What now! Eat it Emily Faith! You got OWNED!
      I had better shut up before you come and hunt me down and kick me...

    • ChopThat07

      14 years ago

      nah, he's not cool enough to have an xbox...but then again, neither am i.....

    • DeGon

      14 years ago

      Wow, you really must want Halo 2. I'm guessing you have one reserved because if you didn't then good luck getting one.

    • rashaan

      14 years ago

      hey buddy..... way to rock out in the car the other night. that was smooth!! keep it real!!
      ~~Andy

    • IzRiTtEr

      14 years ago

      yeah I would like to know what is going on with this Karma thingy too.

    • ChopThat07

      14 years ago

      HAHA! Now Who's The One With NO LiFE?! YEAH! Chop that mr. spartan.

      p.s> a lot is TWO words...

      p.p.s> FRONT POCKET!

    • ChopThat07

      14 years ago

      JEREMY! hey even tho i already read your entry thingamahoos earlier today, they're STILL muy funny. keep it real man, see ya at church. word.

      -the one and only beandip

    • Ghaleon

      14 years ago

      gundam roX0rs

    • djpalooka

      14 years ago

      jeremy, your journal entrys are awsome and hilarious, keep em comin, p.s. what is karma, how does it work. tell me at school tomorrow. PLEASE
      suck it blue


      im all about the benjamins

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