AssCutter

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from San Diego, CA

  • Activity

    • War Face competition.!!!!

      9 years ago

      AssCutter

      I am part of a competition. So vote for me. Btw free mods if you post in this journal, so tell your friends.

      achievementhunter.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2226048#c13802396

    • LOL

      9 years ago

      AssCutter

      My human sexuality book made me laugh out loud in class.

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    • 9 years ago

      AssCutter
    • Low flow toilets can suck my dick.

      9 years ago

      AssCutter

      In every sence, lowflow toilets are pieces of shit. I took a dump, a normal human function that these porcelain dung buckets were designed to handle. I flushed it the first time, the crap lays comfortably in the hole. I flush again, the water fills half way and turns a sickly green brown colour. third flush, I must have gotten it angry to it tried to escape via overflow. I take the plunger to this vengeful appliance. I manage to get it down within centimeters of overflow. I had to waist 3 times as much water to defeat my own crap. This happens all the god damned time. There should be a difficult turd setting and a piss setting.

    • 9 years ago

      AssCutter
    • Twilight Zone afficionados, I need Help!

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      AssCutter

      Hey, does anyone know the name of the episode where a man and his son move into a new town. After that, they find out the music is illegal in the town because there is a legend of a monster coming to kill anyone who listens to music. The boy thinks this is stupid and starts listening to music. The towns people figure it out and chase him, aiming to kill him because they think that killing him would stave away the monster.

      The father finds his son in the cemetery, cowering in fear. They hear the towns people approach from all sides. In desperation, the father and son start to sing a song. The towns people hear their song, and are moved by it. They realize that music is beautiful and put down their weapons. The father and son and the towns people start singing along in happiness.

      Then the monster comes and kills them all.

      It is my favorite episode, anyone knowledgeable enough to help me?

      Here is an episode guide, if anyone wants to help me search.
      tzone.the-croc.com/twilight1.html

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    • Twilight Zone afficionados, I need your

      10 years ago

      AssCutter

      Hey, does anyone know the name of the episode where a man and his son move into a new town. After that, they find out the music is illegal in the town because there is a legend of a monster coming to kill anyone who listens to music. The boy thinks this is stupid and starts listening to music. The towns people figure it out and chase him, aiming to kill him because they think that killing him would stave away the monster.

      The father finds his son in the cemetery, cowering in fear. They hear the towns people approach from all sides. In desperation, the father and son start to sing a song. The towns people hear their song, and are moved by it. They realize that music is beautiful and put down their weapons. The father and son and the towns people start singing along in happiness.

      Then the monster comes and kills them all.

      It is my favorite episode, anyone knowledgeable enough to help me?

      Here is an episode guide if anyone wants to help me look.
      tzone.the-croc.com/twilight1.html

    • Just got the best fortune cookie.

      10 years ago

      AssCutter

      "You will make a name for yourself in the field of fashion."

      Haha, wish me luck.

    • Dead Space rules.

      10 years ago

      AssCutter

      Except for those armored super gorilla guys.

      Fuck them.

    • Tutoring center thinks I am a gay nazi

      10 years ago

      AssCutter

      My friend changed my laptop's background to Edward Norton shirtless from American History X. I open up my laptop in a crowded room and Bam. Mr. Norton sporting his swastika. before I can hide it, a bunch of people walk past me and see either me staring at a shirtless man or me staring intently at a shirtless nazi. I got a few looks...I escaped as soon as I could.

      Fuck my life. lol

  • Comments (245)

    • jaybattler

      10 years ago

      lots of fun come from accidental nuke launches

    • middyfrosh

      10 years ago

      Very funny...

    • blkhawk

      10 years ago

      You've got left4dead?

    • blkhawk

      10 years ago

      Comment est votre pipe, mon ami ?

    • katern

      10 years ago

      rofl now that is a good one

    • blkhawk

      10 years ago

      Hey Bud! LOng time no talk!

    • ichbastele

      10 years ago

      every one can!

    • ScaryThing

      10 years ago

      fuck now we have a serious problem

    • PDs_lilsis

      10 years ago

      aw, hahaa.

    • Anubis4200 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Bone: the hard connective tissue forming the substance of the skeleton of most vertebrates, composed of a collagen-rich organic matrix impregnated with calcium, phosphate, and other minerals.

      They are rings made of bone... and yes, you should fear them.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Heh heh heh smiley6.gif

    • GeneraI_Beef

      10 years ago

      I'm afraid that's physically impossible.

    • SpartanO15

      10 years ago

      i supose but how often do u see someone scratching themselves on halo

    • Dane_SFC

      11 years ago

      You sick fuck...

    • TheSkidgel

      11 years ago

      Precisely. You must be down with the magical liopleurodon.

    • Spartan_Dan

      11 years ago

      Ferget the AK its a cheep piece of rushky crap.

    • u2colin

      11 years ago

      Yes, Yoshi did know what he/she was getting him/herself into. And now, he/she's dead.

    • AiuaCortana

      11 years ago

      yes way. smiley12.gif

    • ToWYoMama

      11 years ago

      Thxs fo rvoting. BUt a qquick questions why did u choose those?. ALso feel free to tell ur friends and have them vote

    • R0b0sparr0w

      11 years ago

      HAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! ROFL!

    • Tedizlord

      11 years ago

      There was a time when they cared nothing for miss vance... when their only experience of humanity was a crowbar coming at them down a steel corridor.

      Best line ever.

      agreed smiley0.gif

    • go_naruto

      11 years ago

      So you have rats. Cool.

    • go_naruto

      11 years ago

      OK. I`m gonna call you for Jelly pants, lol.

    • go_naruto

      11 years ago

      No, I haven`t call someone for Jelly pants. Should I test it?

    • go_naruto

      11 years ago

      WTF Jelly pants? What is that supposed to mean.

    • mama FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      She not he - and she probably could knock you out.

    • Kumiho

      11 years ago

      oh but isn't it lol

    • gothlegend

      11 years ago

      there isn't
      every one is a goth
      in principal
      but there are dark goths, happy goths, normal goths....etc

    • Tedizlord

      11 years ago

      AssCutter my man, can you tell me how to get the recon armor. ill give you a smile!

    • 1337Cab00se

      11 years ago

      good luck after i EMP your HTs!!!

    • fritzmonkey

      12 years ago

      Thanks, it's the one from halo 2.

    • LLPoolD FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Fukkit

      12 years ago

      I don't believe in god, and if I did, I wouldn't worship the christian god if you threatened to take my life.

      He is a genocidal maniac, if he be real.

    • LLPoolD FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Fukkit

      12 years ago

      Ah, the ten commandments, nothing so hypocritical in my life

      "Though shalt not kill, but I'll kill every first born in a plague... Oh, and when I tell you to commit genocide in Joshua? Go ahead and do that one too."

    • LLPoolD FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Fukkit

      12 years ago

      Are you kidding me?

      Things that kill get banned, the Inquisition was not a PERVERSION of Christianity, it was Christianity in ACTION.

      These people saw others being "immoral" and decided to torture them until they converted, and kill them so they could not deconvert, and their Bible tells them to do exactly that

    • Gin_Ichimaru

      12 years ago

      Quick question:

      You dont happen to have Bungie.net account?
      With same name as here?

    • blargzilla

      12 years ago

      lol

    • lovablechick

      12 years ago

      have you seen my new pix

    • lovablechick

      12 years ago

      andy!

    • MommaBear

      12 years ago

      Who is to decide who is to live and who is to die? Not me!

    • MommaBear

      12 years ago

      There is a "Prime Directive" in the Animal Kingdom too! Then of course there's that oath which asserts that we must "first, do NO harm. Besides...it's far more rewarding to heal than to kill!

    • MommaBear

      12 years ago

      RxBear aka Medicine or MommaBear is more likely to crawl back into her den and silently sleep her way into eternity than to harm anyone or anything! By the way...In reality I'm an RN smiley8.gif

    • TECH_13

      12 years ago

      You want to know about AR? I can speculate, you can see him if you don't mind searching for him.....He is a monitor, white occular lense, I'm not sure if he is from a Halo but I do know that He is supose to be from Earth, has ties to SOTA, and makes an appearance in Halo 3. If you want to know more either talk to me, or look in Halopedia.

    • lovablechick

      12 years ago

      hey hey asscutter haha

    • lovablechick

      12 years ago

      hey buddy o pow i miss you so much havent talked to you in forever

    • cantimon

      12 years ago

      you pictures made me laugh so hard

    • superfly98

      12 years ago

      My friend i fuckin agree! YES SAY IT LOUD!! I HATE ANIME!!

    • Gundam505

      12 years ago

      yeah... but she's still fuckin hot

    • tury

      12 years ago

      you can make your avatar here
      www.simpsonsmovie.com/

    • Gadwin

      12 years ago

      I agree. I lawl every time I see it smiley0.gif

    • Bigpyro

      12 years ago

      well I got the pic off of deviantart, but the pic is of servant Lancer from Fate stay night

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