Avjax

Male
from Newfoundland

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    • You are my moonshine

      12 years ago

      Avjax

      You are my moonshine

      This is for beer week which is this week for anyone who don't know just check out vandersex journal.


      You are my moonshine, my home-made moonshine.
      You make me happy, when nerves are frayed
      You'll never know sir, how much i love you
      Please dont take my moonshine a-way

      The other night, sir, when i was snoozin
      I dreamt I held you in my arms
      When I woke up, I was mistaken
      I was prayin to the porcelain all along

      Cause you're my moonshine, my very own moonshine
      Made me feel nappy, til the next day
      Made me feel happy, and then right crappy
      Somebody please take my moonshine a-way

      It is the moonshine,my wicked moonshine
      Makes me so lappy,til I decays
      It gives me shudders, and then scudders
      And then the ends of my nerves are so frayed

      The deadly moonshine,unfriendly moonshine
      You were trappy,for me I laid
      And when you caught me,you tried to rot me
      Po-lice take this moonshine to-day

      For anyone who dont know moonshine is a very strong home-made beer in which u can get drunk very quickly

    • Pop got the measles

      12 years ago

      Avjax


      Pop got the measles

      Theres big red spots all over his bum
      He got an itchy weasel
      Nan is gone for ca-a-lo-mine
      Pop got the measles

      He didn't like the ca-a-lo-mine
      Thought he'd try the diesel
      Lit a smoke and up he went
      Pop got the measels

      By Snook

      This is pretty funny if ya hear the beat and him actually saying it

    • Hey!!!!!!!

      12 years ago

      Avjax

      Hey check out shade180s journals.Hes makin some comics which are pretty good.The characters are master cheif, link, mario, samus, and snake.(for more info on the characters go to character profiles in shade180s journal)Hes already got 3 issues up so hurry up and check it out

    • Well fuck fuck shit,shit

      12 years ago

      Avjax

      we fucking lost the game 6-3, we had a 3-1 lead,we fucking scored first and everthing.omg i almost scored tho.we fucking killed them in hits, lots of open ice hits, and the bilits were fucked, they didnt even leave me room they didnt,bunch of fucking retards. we got to beat them next weekend,were going to beat them

    • The Game!!!!

      12 years ago

      Avjax

      We got a hockey game da mar night and i cant fuckin wait to play. Its going to be deadly,were gonna beat them so bad that when we go there to play them were gonna do it again. I hope i scores a goal or gets at least one point, anyways the bad thing is i got to take 2 fullers from there team for da night, so i wont beable to go nowhere with out them.(well i prably wont be going anywhere anyways)Oh well its only for da night i spose, there going again in the morning. The next time i gets on this I'll tell ya who won.

    • Weopons!!!

      12 years ago

      Avjax

      What is your favorite weopon set in halo 2 multiplayer and whats ur favorite weopon???

      mines the shotgun and human sniper rifle
      and my favorite weopon is the human sniper rifle

    • Hey!!!!!!!

      12 years ago

      Avjax

      Hey guys if ya got msn add me at matthewpbrett91@hotmail.com
      or just leave ur e-mail address as a comment

    • Who will win??

      12 years ago

      Avjax

      Which would win the shotgun or sword and why??


    • What should I get???

      12 years ago

      Avjax

      B'y I still can't choose between between the Xbox 360 and the Wii.I need help deciding so guys help me decide what to get and what games to get for that console.

    • Beer or sex??? Thats the Question.

      12 years ago

      Avjax

      Now there maybe a few more things but thats basicly the Question. I mean which is better??
      Me personally I would go for both
      Next
      What kind of beer or any other drink do u like??
      Would u
      A)Get really drunk and past out
      B)Drink light and stay sober
      C)Get drunk but still have a laugh....... or
      D)Don't drink and laugh at the people Drunk

  • About Me

  • Comments (37)

    • Bale

      10 years ago

      NEWFIE POWER!!! sorry im from PEI , i had to

    • iamrock

      11 years ago

      Hey its linxlinxta new profile..add me please

    • kingtiger287

      12 years ago

      click here

    • vandersex

      12 years ago

      No man, no dice

    • vandersex

      12 years ago

      Go to me images and check the one who say's "look it's me"

    • purekansas

      12 years ago

      check out my new pics

    • Armagedden

      12 years ago

      Thats because you dont watch anime

    • halogod420

      12 years ago

      hey

    • lewolfmano

      12 years ago

      please vote for me once a day, or if not thats ok too

      rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/?uid=518022

    • earthworm

      12 years ago

      hey, thanks for the add

    • Armagedden

      12 years ago

      Ah cant find any new pics

    • redsucks2224

      12 years ago

      OK Ill post that on my next journal. We're going to get the best and see what the people want it to mean

    • Armagedden

      12 years ago

      hey whats up?

    • EvilAI

      12 years ago

      yeah

    • PsykerWB

      12 years ago

      i guess we americans are lazy and spoiled

    • blargman239 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      I'm waching you now

    • halogod420

      12 years ago

      hay thx for thee beer even tho im like 14
      but hay my parents don't need to no. right

    • hobbitboy

      12 years ago

      check my new images and set me to watch b'y

    • PsykerWB

      12 years ago

      how lucky for you

    • J_ship

      12 years ago

      thnx for making that comment on my pic
      on folsom91's page ^_^
      +2 for bein kool like that

    • deathhappens

      12 years ago

      haha thanks

    • stikem

      12 years ago

      sweet pic avjax

    • EvilAI

      12 years ago

      HAPPY 1-1-7!!!

    • Armagedden

      12 years ago

      Are you joining?

    • Armagedden

      12 years ago

      Hey have you checked out my journal?

    • vandersex

      12 years ago

      Matt you idot you have to answer them in there profile not in yours

    • Armagedden

      12 years ago

      Thank you! Are you really training to be in the army?

    • Avjax

      12 years ago

      I dunno i just saying i mean i am from canada

    • Red_Uncle

      12 years ago

      Why a Canadian flag for a U.S. presidential nomination?

    • EvilAI

      12 years ago

      the elites are on your side in halo 3, so you don't fight them, you fight brutes with swords

    • hobbitboy

      12 years ago

      yes kinda but ive had it since i was small

    • Avjax

      12 years ago

      ya it did

    • Cookiebutt

      12 years ago

      that came out of nowhere

    • vandersex

      12 years ago

      u better read this!!!! PLEASE
      ok i know u hate this crap when people send you shit like this but trust me i mean trust me i will never lie too any of u....this shitt is freakin scary its sooo crazy and it works but u have too belive in it.. soo good luck lates
      DO NOT SEND THIS BACK TO THE PERSON THAT SENT YOU IT!!! [not a good idea]
      DO THIS ITS SOO FREAKY
      thursday october 6, 2005
      here just do it
      most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I received this letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,
      this
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      works!!!!
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      1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3 times!
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      2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say it to your self 6 times!!
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      3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!
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      4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that 1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!
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      5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scroll down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish.
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      Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.
      After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what you wished for will come true within in one week!
      u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
      crush!!!
      Keep going
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      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important message!
      Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these stories.
      First Example:
      Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive.
      Second Example:
      Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
      your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
      people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and
      married each other to live happily forever.
      Third Example:
      Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery!
      then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend
      gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild! the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out ever since.
      Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
      be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthat special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-
      1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!
      10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!
      15 people- your crush will say they like you
      20 people- your crush will ask you out!
      25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
      30 people - Your crush will have sex with you
      35 people or more- All of the above!!
      Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
      friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch..... you only have 1 hour

    • hobbitboy

      12 years ago

      thanks for that

      gave me a chuckle

      anyway i will add u cus u only have 2 friends and i want more lol and u gave me my most ever commented journal thank you

    • vandersex

      12 years ago

      So you online

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