BPhoenix

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from Place of God!! (London, England)

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    • IM THE OLDEST PERSON ON MYSPACE!! kinda

      13 years ago

      BPhoenix

      YEAH!!! IV GOTTEN TO 101 Years old. Thats o ne more than you will ever have!!

    • I HAVE MY TICKET!!!!

      13 years ago

      BPhoenix

      IT ARRIVED TODAY!!! MY SALVATION!!!
      yeah, it looks soooo pretty.....Iron Maiden here i come, again.

    • FINALLY!!!

      13 years ago

      BPhoenix

      SO, i FINALLY got my Iron maiden tickets (?66.50 By the way) which means im a happy bunny, and ontop of that, i got Dragonforce tickets for the Stdent Union on 3rd December, if you want tickets get them now, i dont spose they will be around for very long after their 4 star reception at Download!!!
      Next time i get paid then, il be getting tickets for the Unholy Alliance gig, featuring Slayer as headliners, In Flames, Lamb of God, Children of Bodom and some other band which i cant read the font of. I opnly really want to see Children of Bodom and Slayer tho.

      On a further note, i am happy to anounce that Metallica (according to Kerrang! magazine) absolutly killed at download, but htats not to say that some of the other bands werent any good, and to those who watched the highlights, you will know that Lacun Coil, Soil, Arch Enemy, Dragonforce, Strapping Young Lad and Trivium all gave incredible performances considering some have never played a stage that big. Ofcourse, inevitably, the worst of the fest was "guns and Roses", more aptly named Axl Rose and Others, whose set was discribed by Kerrang! as "a 2 hour 25 minute shit on the memory of one of the greatest rock bands of all time".
      Amen to that.

    • FULL Revocation Of Independance part ii

      13 years ago

      BPhoenix

      10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called "crisps". Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat. Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.

      11. As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself.

      12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer", and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager". The substances formerly known as "American Beer" will henceforth be refered to as "Near-Frozen Knat's Urine", with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Knat's Urine". This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.

      13. From November 1st the UK will harmonise petrol (or "Gasoline" as you will be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st 2001) prices with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly $6/US gallon - get used to it).

      14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you?re not grown up enough to handle a gun.

      15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.

      Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).

      Thank you for your cooperation.

    • FULL Revocation of Independance part i

      13 years ago

      BPhoenix

      This is by no means meant to offend my american chums :)

      NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE

      To the citizens of the United States of America,

      In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchial duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.

      A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

      To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

      1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour', skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part. Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters. You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix "ize" will be replaced by the suffix "ise". You will learn that the suffix 'burgh is pronounced 'burra' e.g. Edinburgh. You are welcome to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with correct pronunciation. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up "vocabulary". Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up "interspersed". There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary then you won't have to use bad language as often.

      2. There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of "-ize".

      3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to Cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier). You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents - Scottish dramas such as "Taggart" will no longer be broadcast with subtitles. While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is "Devon". If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become "shires" e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire.

      4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play English characters. British sit-coms such as "Men Behaving Badly" or "Red Dwarf" will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness.

      5. You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through.

      6. You should stop playing American "football". There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US rugby sevens side by 2005. You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called "rounders" which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.

      7. You should declare war on Quebec and France, using nuclear weapons if they give you any merde. The 97.85% of you who were not aware that there is a world outside your borders should count yourselves lucky. The Russians have never been the bad guys. "Merde" is French for "5hit". You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

      8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 8th will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called "Indecisive Day".

      9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

    • Martial Arts Films

      13 years ago

      BPhoenix

      Everyone should watch AT LEAST one in thier lifetime. And i suggest one of those in my favoutire films section, ofcourse, its better if you watch them ALL, because they ALL rock.
      Now go and rent one out NOW, if you like it, or even if you DONT like it, rent another, until you force yourself to liek it, then you cant buy some...

    • Time for another Update

      13 years ago

      BPhoenix

      so, i think i should completly renew my profile info, because i can, and im bored, so carry on, read thorugh then be continue with your business.

    • Update College Final

      13 years ago

      BPhoenix

      So, back to college and it hits me how much work i got to do. and how little time i have to do it in........whats going through my mind??? FUCK!!!!
      yeah, so. Right now, this very moment i should be doing Business systems...but i cant be arsed....
      college is cool as anything......better than sixth form, and about to be made much cooler at the arrival of adam next year...

    • Update Penultimate

      13 years ago

      BPhoenix

      Toms Bday.....ah, twas like an outdoors version of the house party with only a quater of the booze.
      Started off with a meal, and very nice it was too, with the aberdeen angus burger with sweetcure bacon and mozarella (cheeseburger and bacon), with prawn cocktail to start, and apple tart to finish (one of my favs smiley12.gif )
      We then troopered on to town, walking some of the way, busing it the rest (apart from some)
      and going straight to The Meze, some didnt get in, i couldve, but stoppped in the doorway for reasons unfathomable now, and it seemed like a good idea at the time. I was all up for going through the fire exit and actually cranked the door open, but everyone was, frankly, too scared to do so....And then we went to the angel wheere we spent the night drinking, talking about random stuff and playing some pool....was a good night, then lucinda passed out on the floor, and adam started playing up. But its ok, coz Lu got on an ambulance and adam got a graze on his hand which he was whining about for the rest of the night...ofcourse the subway wasa bit barbaqueish, and dry, and not so nice, and walking adam home was intresting. (i think you should realise at this point, all my effort has been wasted on ealrier journal entries, and i cant be bothered to fully describe this night) and aran was nice enough to let me stay at his place....

  • About Me

  • Comments (120)

    • BCRed

      12 years ago

      listen to Rhapsody.

    • systemnez87

      12 years ago

      hey was up? aint been on here in ages!! lol two years to be exact! heres my youtube channel > www.youtube.com/user/edhaver < peace out ed

    • blkhawk

      12 years ago

      Nice to see you ! Hope all is ok!

    • Alex_0219

      12 years ago

      Tehe yeah!
      I miss the old days smiley2.gif
      I miss you not being there in school with us smiley2.gif

    • Alex_0219

      12 years ago

      Woop woop woop

    • BPanther

      12 years ago

      it only has 40 guns smiley4.gif stupid pansy dutch

    • BPanther

      12 years ago

      and now i have a ship of the line smiley0.gif

    • BPanther

      12 years ago

      i have pirates the game smiley0.gif

    • heavyhorse

      13 years ago

      sure thing.

    • heavyhorse

      13 years ago

      bite me >_<

    • BPhoenix

      13 years ago

      BOTH OF YOU!!!!! Stop acting like skitsofrenic children...

    • BPanther

      13 years ago

      no;..thats lies
      LIES LIES LIES
      stop filling this house the lies!
      i am not sarah ATALL smiley8.gif

    • BPanther

      13 years ago

      yep, i am, execpt ones you, and ones me

    • BPanther

      13 years ago

      twasnt!! ..haha looks like your argueing with yourself smiley6.gif

    • BPanther

      13 years ago

      twas!

    • BPanther

      13 years ago

      wasnt that sick!

    • BPanther

      13 years ago

      OK, sarah, that one was just sick, i have to remove it

      Post edited 7/03/06 2:39PM

    • heavyhorse

      13 years ago

      VVVV arans doing VVVV

    • heavyhorse

      13 years ago

      your gay

    • Biscuits87

      13 years ago

      Hell and yes...

      Just gotta wait untill i get paid this friday when i get paid then im buying tickets.

    • Gamerfreak47

      13 years ago

      IRON MAIDEN!!!!!! BRUCE BRUCE!!!!!! WHOOO!!!!!!!!! smiley4.gif

      hell yeah!!!!!! they rule smiley8.gif

    • bllack_eagle

      13 years ago

      huh?

    • Alex_0219

      13 years ago

      haha you toatally owned Eddo smiley0.gif

    • BPhoenix

      13 years ago

      Im sure you wouldnt be happy if your hair got slaughtered either.....

    • BllackFalcon

      13 years ago

      How do you tell when a boy is turning Emo?

      He Changes His porfile at every change in the weather. My MySpace profile has not changed since I signed up. On my RvB profile all I have done is taken off the birthday counter due to the fact that my birthday is over

      The bulk of his bulletins or journals are titled "Im Depressed" or "Sad" Depression has been a teenage stereotype for decades - well before the emo scene

      His Friends list suddenly changes from mostly boys to mostly girls. Or maybe the person's appreciation of what the female gender can offer has increased

      He has more pages of HTML on his myspace then the bible. I don't think HTML code was around when Jesus was

      He is always complaining about girl problems, or boy problems, whatever floats his boat. I don't - I never have any problems to complain about

      He look sunmistakingly like a girl from a distance, To say that about me would be insulting long-haired metal-heads everywhere

      O yeah - I'm not emo - look at the pics

      Corretions:

      When a boy gets terminally depressed about his hair

    • BPhoenix

      13 years ago

      Didnt i say NEVER COMMENT MY PROFILE AGAIN!!!!!! Leave. Now, or the 100 mods i said id get you will be used with intent to hurt you, or at least your karma...

    • IM_BRAINDEAD

      13 years ago

      Haha Yeah I don't think I'm Good enough To get 100 mod points all bymyself.

    • BPanther

      13 years ago

      HA, owned, noob, ill neg him, but i have hardly any mods, ive been flinging them out recently

    • BPhoenix

      13 years ago

      Not being funny but, comment on my page again and i will see to it that america Sinks in a pool of its own blood. Cuntbeef.

    • IM_BRAINDEAD

      13 years ago

      Hey can you please vote for me at rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=976675&page=3

    • cheapskatex

      13 years ago

      blahblahblah

    • JoblessChimp

      13 years ago

      hey u also did the "my space angles" on your profile pics

    • heavyhorse

      13 years ago

      pah. u still mislead people. haha

    • heavyhorse

      13 years ago

      "from Place of God!! (London, England)"

      err..excuse me Mr Hayes. But i fail to see how you live in either of those places.

    • Negadeth

      13 years ago

      Not likely, £100+ to see maybe three bands I like over 3 days surround by legions of shit bands that are shittier than anything shit from the king of shit's shithole?
      Pass.

      Besides, my university's rock & thrash society are organising a trip to Wacken which will cost less than £80 per person!

    • GodlyCaboose

      13 years ago

      ......hi.....

    • hippygirl

      13 years ago

      how r u????

    • Scorpion_91

      13 years ago

      look at my pics on here theres cool smiley9.gif

    • skitsofrenik

      13 years ago

      vagina

    • Scorpion_91

      13 years ago

      wow thanx for the mods hehehehe

    • BCRed

      13 years ago

      dude if u like hammerfall and iron maiden listen to some rhapsody its the dankies.

    • Jlcoolio

      13 years ago

      MERRY X-MAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

    • poisongirl13

      13 years ago

      thanks you too :D:D

    • BPhoenix

      13 years ago

      YOU WIN

    • heavyhorse

      13 years ago

      KENNY IS A NECROPHILIAC AND IS A FLANGEBASKET WITH OTHER GAY ANIMALS WHO HE RAPES


      REEY

    • heavyhorse

      13 years ago

      KENNY PUTS DILDOS UP HIS ASS SO HE CAN GET GAY PLEASURE.

      BOOYA

    • heavyhorse

      13 years ago

      KENNYS GHEY..haha yer.

      reey!!

      lovelove
      xxxx

    • Alex_0219

      13 years ago

      soz kenny! i forgot some people... i forgot paul as well. i guess its cause i dont see u that often. well anyway ur now on my list smiley6.gif

    • heavyhorse

      13 years ago

      NEVEERRR

      YOU OWE ME MONEY

    • MrSquigles

      13 years ago

      Hello fellow Member,

      That’s a bad start. I am sending this to every person who is in the UK.
      There has been change. Please could you go straight to the UK Event thread as soon as possible to read the details? Tell you what; I will put in the link especially for you.

      Linkageness

      The long story is Evoluan has decide that he is not the one for the event and has past on duties to Moderator Pixie. Now there is change and as we are doing things differently you need to confirm you place again, so I cannot stress how this has changed a lot of things.

      Thanks again

      Please do not reply in your own personal comments! No one will see it. PM Me, Little_Lee or Pixie if you want to say/ask anything (Or post it in the thread)

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